Guo Degang’s famous sayings

1. It doesn’t waste electricity if you speak louder.

2. People who are near pigs are fat, and people who are near urine are sexy.

3. If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you!

4. If the law doesn’t care, I would have beaten him to death long ago.

5. The most inhuman thing in the world is human beings.

6. Spending money is like peeing your pants, it’s fun.

7. Come to a pound of watermelon and weigh it accurately.

8. I have been an artist for more than a week.

9. I want to be a chef and performance artist...

10. A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.

11. Taking concubines according to law is the obligation of every citizen!

12. Anyone who doesn’t know him has never eaten pork.

13. As the saying goes, "When people go up, urine flows down."

14. If I couldn't beat you, I would have fallen out with you.

15. I haven’t eaten for several days, and everyone looks like a pancake.

16. Go your own way and let whoever wants to say it. ...

17. Don’t even like fried noodles? You forgot your roots! ! !

18. Young man, you are the sun at two or three o'clock in the morning.

19. Crosstalk pays attention to four tasks: pit. Mongolian. Turn. cheat!

20. I bet you have become a beggar! You are very well dressed!

21. "Uncle, how to get to the United States?" "Ask the village chief."

22. His photo is posted on the door to ward off evil spirits, and posted on the bedside for contraception.

23. If there are difficulties, we should help. If there are no difficulties, we should help.

24. You have a good physique. You can tell at a glance that you will live until death.

25. Your shameless look has the charm of my youth.

26. The person performing for you is Li Jing, the young leader of the Beijing Beggar Gang...

27. If I were to fall in love with you, I would have tied my head to my belt!

28. In my heart, Yu Qian is a perfect person... This person is finished.

29. This young man looks like an actor when he hides his face...

30. Does their family have a family tradition? If you don’t pick up something in the aisle, it will be thrown away...

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