Wan Li is criss-crossed, and the red clouds are blooming a little.

Yesterday, I lost my pain, and blood and tears splashed my heart.

He is ambitious day after day, and the iron horse treads on the dust.

(2) the night wind sweeps the face, the lights are miserable, and the alley is dark.

Suddenly I heard the newspaper and the flowers fell at three o'clock.

The grass is green and the clogs are cold, and the beads are wet.

Looking up at the starry sky, the afterglow has gone.

Mindan is waiting for us, and we are stronger.

I can't help you with the second one because I don't know the specific situation.

3.( 1) The centipede was bitten by a snake and had to be amputated to prevent the spread of virus liquid! The centipede thought: Fortunately, I have many legs. The doctor comforted: "Brother, relax, you will be an earthworm in the future."

(2) The "trophy" exhibited in the university canteen for four years;

(1) An earthworm, lying at the bottom of spinach soup, has turned white and swollen like a little finger;

(2) A ladybug, seven stars, I counted them carefully;

(3) Strawberry is a (good thing), but I don't know why it appears in the bean bag;

(4) I made a meat dish and saw a big piece of meat in it (as big as a mouse, everyone around me envied it). As a result, I turned it over and saw that it was half a pig's chest, black and hairy! ! !

(5) steamed bread, the first bite has not been eaten, and the second bite has been bitten;

6) Tofu, after eating it for the first time, always steals a few bricks from the canteen before each fight;

(7) Others: porridge can take a bath, rice can shoot birds, and steamed bread flies to Taiwan Province Island. ...

Summary: The canteen is a place that can always surprise us: Today, you think you have the most difficult food to swallow in the world, but tomorrow, you can always find yourself wrong.

(3) I didn't know until I went to college. At present, there are two prominent contradictions in China: one is the contradiction between rapid economic growth and the continuous decline of our living standards, and the other is the contradiction between high tuition fees and poor education quality.

(4) Seven tyrants in job hunting: those who attend school lectures are "tyrants in class"; Anyone who sees the contact number of the company's recruitment should dial, which is "dialing the tyrant"; Recruiting companies all submit resumes, which is "hegemony"; Anyone who gives a resume a written test opportunity is a "pen tyrant"; Anyone who has an interview notice in the written test is a "face bully"; Anyone who passes the interview will get an offer, which is "offer bully"; The last category: the whole process was rejected many times and there was no chance at all. Jianghu people call it "Big Mac"!

(5) I come from Dafeng and am currently studying for an MBA at Harvard.

(Harvard-Harbin Buddhist College, MBA-Analysis of Monk Behavior-Analysis of Monk Behavior.

(6) Logistics group, network center and school hospital are the "three mountains" that weigh on the students of South China University of Technology in the new century;

The logistics group is "imperialism"-it has no conscience and desperately searches for our money;

The network center is "bureaucratic capitalism"-occupying the pit and not defecating;

The school hospital is "feudalism"-medicine