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2. When do you cut the candles at the western window together? _ _ _ _ _ Evil: the husband and wife sit in the morning, but talk about the rain in the evening.

3. Mayfly shakes the tree, _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil Right: Don't move. Right: ridiculous, don't measure yourself.

4. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _ _ _ _ evil right: it is right for a villain to take away what others love: the evil of an adult. The villain is the opposite.

If you are poor, you are immune to it. _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil and righteousness: If you are rich, your wives and concubines are right; If you are rich, you will help the world.

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7. There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 stunning beauties, _ _ _ _ _ an evil couple: iron bars will also be ground into needles. Right right: But his love for 3,000 people is concentrated on one person.

8. Although my body doesn't have bright phoenix wings, _ _ _ _ _ an evil pair: pulling the phoenix is better than pulling the chicken. But I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.

9. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _ _ _ _ Bad right: fighting at the end of the bed, bad right: getting on the wrong sedan chair and marrying the right person.

Right: The road is clear but not clear.

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1 1. I wish people a long life, _ _ _ _ _ evil couple: forever pair: stay together for thousands of miles.

12. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil: opposite to the turtle crawling by the river in Dongcun: peach blossoms flow and mandarin fish are fat.

13. I suggest that God stand up again. _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil Right: It is right for God to yell at me three times: drop talents without sticking to one pattern.

14. I was born to be useful. _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil Right: Showing great power at a critical moment. Evil Right: The mouse son can make holes.

Right: Turn a thousand silver coins and come back! .

15. If it is sentimental, it will be old. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil Right: People don't waste love, and teenagers are right: "If there is no hate, the moon will be long and round.

Evil is right: if people are affectionate, they will die early: "The right way in the world is vicissitudes."

16. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil Right: Please don't tell him that it is right: a piece of ice is in the jade pot.

17. The foot of my bed is so bright, _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil Right: Li Bai sleeps soundly: Will there be frost already? .

18. Peeking at a leopard in a tube, _ _ _ _ _ Evil Right: You startled me. Right: You can see it.

19. Wine luminous glass, _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil right: Many rich women right: Advise them to drink pipa immediately.

20. _ _ _ _ _ _ _, pedestrians on the road want to kill souls. Yes, ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night. It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

2 1. I can't bend over for five barrels of rice. _ _ _ _ _ Evil Right: Just give me six buckets: boxing is a matter for the villains in the village.

22. The old man is old, and so is the old man. _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil couple: wife, my wife, a man's wife. Yes, young and frivolous.

23. Back in those days, Jin Ge was an iron horse, _ _ _ _ _ _ evil right: Look at the present, stubbornly pester, fight right right: swallow Wan Li like a tiger.

24. Two heads are better than one Zhuge Liang, _ _ _ _ _ evil right: the same rotten tastes, just right: Zhuge Liang is the best.

25. If the relationship lasts for a long time, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

26. On one side of the sunken ship, Qian Fan crossed, _ _ _ _ _ _ an evil couple: the triumphant pattern is more correct: Wan Muchun is in front of the sick tree.

27. Use books, but hate less. _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil: There is not enough money to spend at the end of the month. It is right that things are difficult to do unless they pass.

28. No one has died since ancient times. _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil is right: those who have no paper in their stools are right: keep a fresh heart and shine on history.

29. Do you know? Do you know that?/You know what? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil couple: I'm sorry, I don't know ... Right pair: it should be green and fat and red and thin.

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3 1. How much sadness can you have? _ _ _ _ _ _ Evil: It's like a pot of Erguotou: it's like a spring water flowing eastward.