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A sentence that satirizes a woman's indiscretion
1. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world-Martians. Where are you from?

2. Clothes don't need luxury, just clean and refreshing, eating and drinking don't need delicacies, just healthy and light, residence doesn't need grandeur, just warm and comfortable, World Thrift Day is coming, frugality doesn't need to be vigorous, just act immediately.

3. People like you can only live two episodes in one drama!

4. True love doesn't have to be mean, it must be true love.

If a man sticks your photo on the wall, he can ward off evil spirits during the day and use contraception at night.

6. Look at your five senses, that's called art, almost catching up with er films.

Calling a woman a prostitute is a classic sentence. Satire is not good for women.

7. Look at your face, the dog will make a detour.

8. With money, you are still superficial; No money can make you so cheap.

9. At the beginning, we knew that there would always be an end. Love hasn't come yet, and life is carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but in retrospect, it was so small. Ruthless.

10. Keep your position straight, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

1 1. You are as disgusting as your period.

12. When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be reborn.

13. Single women are called petty bourgeoisie, single men are called bachelors, ugly women are called dinosaurs, handsome men are called frogs, and even you are called Xiao Qiang.

14. You look like this. Men look at eggs, women look at lactic acid.

15. People can be shameless, but not as shameless as you.

16. You are wasting sanitary napkins.

17. Don't say it's my woman, even the old lady will stay away from you.

18. You are a masterpiece without good family literacy since childhood! Do you think I'm rubbish? What are you? Not as good as garbage? I am proud of myself. What about you? What are you? Is it an animal, too

19. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

20. Feelings don't need to be generous, affectionate or ostentatious.

2 1. Calling you a bitch really didn't disappoint me. You always look constipated!

22. You can't do this. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?

23. The opportunity lies in whether there is a goal. Success is built on the ladder of goals.

24. People are cheap all their lives, and pigs are cheap with knives. If you live, you waste air; if you die, you land.

25. You are so light, no wonder you are ashamed. I miss you all the time and love you forever!