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Seek the funny convulsions and four-dimensional quotations of Xi car
It is said that there is no time when Xi cars don't have convulsions ~ princess four-dimensional quotations

Kim HeeChul, the so-called Cinderella, a super alien with thinking and a terminally ill prince, attracted a large number of people to like his petals.

His name is as beautiful as his appearance. Xi Che, Xi Che, a man like a flower, fell down like an ordinary person. He is an angel, and his life is just to find his wings. Some people can't understand him and slander him for no reason. He always ignores him and sticks to his principles.

Let's sort out the classic quotations of this little boy who has broken the line first. Che, a simple and narcissistic broken child, sometimes looks like an urchin, and sometimes looks like a prince. Ok, not much to say, let's enter the princess's four-dimensional world first!

(1) X-men

1. If Xi Che makes his debut in xman. ....

"Look at your appearance, like a hybrid. Oh, is it a hybrid? "

"No, I am a native of Jiangyuan ... I have never been abroad."

Everyone praised Xi Chejiangyuan Road for its lovely hometown dialect. Let him say a few more words. .....

"(Hometown dialect) If I have to speak dialects all the time, my image will be miserable." A truly beautiful beauty, as a newcomer, is not shy in front of her predecessors and shows her true side to others, which makes people instantly attracted by her personality charm.

2. In the "of course" link of the X-Men,

After uncle Myeong-soo Park's absurd attack, the princess said politely, "Let's call it a day!" " (Everyone is very nervous)

The princess bent down and looked up seriously and innocently: "Can you see me?" (refers to Uncle Park's small eyes)

Uncle Park is surprised that the princess is making a playful face. )

Park: "Of course. I heard that your nickname is Cinderella? If you are Cinderella, then I am Snow White. "

(It's the belly princess-it seems that Kim Jong Kook said it, which made everyone laugh. Park can only sigh. )

Car: "Of course. Then I agree that you are Snow White, but did you become like that by eating poisonous apples? "

(refers to Uncle Park's appearance ..., everyone laughs)

Park (speechless): "The face is like this not because of poisoned apples, but because of aging (? ), is the witness of the years!

You said you were Cinderella, right? Are you waiting for your prince charming or the prince of the sea every day?

(The Prince of the Sea is a song sung by Uncle Park. ) Which prince is it? "

(The princess definitely came down, and the uncle danced strangely and confidently.)

Che: "Do all the sea kings look like you? (MC kicks aside in a simple way) But does the sea prince also fry chicken legs?

(Uncle has a fried chicken shop) How nice it is to catch some fish for seafood, why fry chicken legs! "

(In the laughter of everyone, Uncle Park knocked down) (Smart princess, super quick response, really unparalleled! His fairy tale head made Uncle Park unable to fight back. What a notorious poison tongue! )

3. Car: "Do you know that I am more beautiful than you?" (To Park Linjing, Princess of Sifang who succeeded Park Shu)

Che: (Yes) I just said that your face looks like an inkstone. I take it back! (Seeing Lin Jing's triumphant expression ...) His face is so red. Did he just eat red inkstone?

Lin Jing fainted ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (describing a face like an inkstone, which is what most people can think of, only Princess Philip Burkart can blurt it out).

Bada: "Please come out of the fish that swam into my sea." (Bada means sea in Korean ...)

Kim HeeChul is out of line. ...

MC: "What kind of fish are you?"

Kim HeeChul: "I am a shark ... sharks are terrible to other fish, but fragile to the sea." (The most classic metaphor said at that time, clear metaphor, extremely romantic, can be called a famous saying)

It turns out that no matter how brave a man is, he will become a coward in front of the person he likes, which is why "I love you" has become the hardest sentence to say in this world. What else is there to say? It is simply a classic)

Although most people choose white sugar, I will choose brown sugar. (It's really a princess's character)

6. Half of mine is like a rose. That one is beautiful, but it has thorns (Chae Yeon). A lover who wants to be a princess is definitely not something in the pool.

7. Myeong-soo Park: "Young people ... life is very difficult ..."

Che: "I didn't ask you to live like that …" (an honest boy who speaks his mind)

8. Chae Yeon jj: Ah ~ Bitch, it will be more beautiful to put your hair down, too ~

Xi Che: Am I pretty? This is beautiful ~ is that beautiful? Jealous? (Raise your head and make a provocative gesture)

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Put it on, the car: "Wash your hands before going to bed after eating grapes at night!" " (referring to the grape nail polish on JJ's nails) and then kept calling: "wash, wash!" "

…… ……

Cai: "I know you are beautiful, but you can't learn my sexiness, can you?" (arrogance)

Car: "Of course. I met Chae Yeon jj about 8 months ago, and now I am much fatter than then! I eat five meals a day and I won't get fat. What did you eat to become so fat? "

XMAN told Chae Yeon that you and Brother Hu Dong are in the same level. Are you happy? (The disease of the lovely prince)

9. The car plays "of course" with a woman. The car began to become very gentle and asked the woman if she was tired from playing games just now ... Then her attitude suddenly changed 180 degrees and she said sternly to the woman, "You just hit me, which hurt a lot. Are you a bison? " ! "Then he turned into a blank face, leaned close to the woman's face, looked into her eyes and said," It's beautiful ...! " "Hearing this, the woman looked shy and at a loss. I saw the car and said, "I mean me in your eyes! ! ! "(defeated by him, any program should promote its own handsome)

(2) Love letters

1. The princess wants to wrestle with Hyde. Chae Yeon cheered for the princess.

Chae Yeon sang and cheered,

The princess interrupted him and said, "I know, I know." Go in "(handsome. ~~)

Hyde is smoking. . . At this time, Chu Che's black hair is so elegant and looks like a prince, completely driven by his charm.

3. A sentence from the princess to the third generation of love letters in the third season in Knocking on the Door:

I will let everyone know that I am more than just appearance! (speechless, terminally ill prince disease)

4. Love letter 22 to a tie: Men always want to solve love problems by force! ! (male chauvinism ~ ~)

5. I like you

Not because you have money.

It's not your face.

Because you are QHB, born in X, 1983, you little fool.

(Bin designed a scene where he changed from a rich girl to a poor man in the confession session to see her boyfriend's reaction. )

After Jin Zhongmin and Myeong-hun Cheon turned against each other and left.

The car was affectionate and cut Bin's hair, saying that all the girls were touched on the spot (what a romantic conversation, those who have seen it must be moved by the princess).

6. Moderator: Xi Che (Why did you come out? )

Leader: red trousers, pink pants, flower pants, I have them all.

7. Call Bada out of her concert

And keep changing songs.

Finally, I went to the TV and pretended to be helpless. Alas ... I can't touch it on TV ... = =

Kim HeeChul should have the style of Kim HeeChul ~ (only moved, watching the car play with the remote control like an urchin, but the ending is romantic enough to be beaten by the players after returning to the team, which is the style of the car)

8. Tim and Huang Jingyin answered what is the full name of "UFO" proposed by Jiang Hudong. After they answered the Unidentified flying object, the princess at the back insisted on saying "coco". Jiang Hudong asked, "where did you see cocoa? The princess said confidently, "I feel there will be one today"! ! Finally, after they said it again, the princess was connected to "Cocoa"! ! ! ! I'll take it out right away ... (stubborn and funny, very naughty)

9. Under the third love letter:

Princess confession: (arrogant) I have been observing you, and it seems that you have a good impression on me, too. Why am I so rude? That's ... (Han Geng thinks he's going to be sick again, tugging at him) Be honest! You may think I'm rude. Didn't you say that heaven is fair? He is good-looking, intelligent and talented, and of course he has a bad temper. Don't you think I'm great? (Jamey looks at him carefully: You go down! ) laugh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ `.

Then eye contact, from arrogance to cuteness, startled Yamei. The princess's eyes are too big ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Ya You Mei: Wait a minute! The princess was scared because she was so nervous that she thought she would just go on! ! !

Han Geng confession version: (full of confidence) Hello, it's the first time to see you today. Nice to meet you. You have worked hard today. (Singing: Do you love me? Can I ask you this? Do you love me? Your tenderness is still ... (I didn't hear you clearly. Does this look like a pity? ) Do you really love me?

Ya You Mei: (Very moved) What song is it?

Han Geng: (shamefully) Do you love me?

……

……

Timing: Is it kind (? ) Han Geng? Or naughty Xi Che?

Ya: Han Geng, very good!

Han Geng happily got off the bus and hugged Xi car: Xi car was hard! (This is the first time that Geng has been on such a popular program in Korea as a foreigner. The princess changed the way of taking pictures infinitely in the past. Like a clever wife, the husband and wife played with Geng's hunger, and the car rolled on the ground with a humiliating smile. Finally, the couple chose the link. In order to make Geng appear in the camera, the princess stepped forward to "rob" Ayumi because the one who directly became a lover was directly cut. It was made on purpose.

This is also interesting.

Vehicle update on August 26th & gt Detailed table

Please indicate the Kim HeeChul China Support Association ☆ Xi Car Princess Hall ☆.

Translated by Sun Wuzhen @ www.heechul.cn.

1. Name: Xi (Cinderella 3 years ago? )

2. Birthday: July 10

3. School of birth: Yonglan High School ()

4. Address: the country beyond the South Mountain

5. Family relationship: still harmonious

6. Personality: egoism (although I don't want to agree)

7. Advantages: Don't bother others to do this and that.

8. Disadvantages: Self-esteem is too strong. ..

9. Interest: Playing boxing with Xifan (Yao), although only I am willing ..)

10. stunt: talk back

1 1. Religion: I am not interested in preaching, regardless of its origin.

12. Height: 178Cm (a little higher after discharge. Yi Zhe, give me two centimeters ...)

13. Weight: 60Kg

14. Blood type: AB (in my opinion, A, B and O are all strange people)

15. Foot size: Because I am at home, I am too lazy to look without shoes.

16. Favorite music: sad songs ... (I also dance to sad songs)

17. Favorite musician: I don't know. Who do you like? Who do you hate? ..

18. Favorite season: Never mind what season it is, neither too hot nor too cold.

19. Favorite food: fried rice with kimchi (I thought fried rice was cute at that time ...? )

20. Favorite actor: Son Ye Jin .. unchanged?

2 1. What you want: cash, apartment, stock (really old ...)

22. my ideal type: it turns out that finding an ideal woman is really naive ... what I really like is the ideal type ... why didn't I know earlier? ..

23. Now my distress is that there are many things more important than love. ..

24. When did you first fall in love? There was no such thing three years ago ... old ... very ... (-┏)

25. Definition of love: the only thing that can melt a cold heart.

26. Your own drinking capacity: You can't get drunk if you want to.

27. My drinking habits: Damn smoking ... I don't seem to have any habits after quitting smoking.

28. Who is the most important friend? What matters is not "quantity" but "depth"

29. Treasure No.1: Sure enough, even if I like someone again, it's still me. ..

30. I think I am the most handsome: I should get rid of dark circles first ...?

3 1. Feeling sexy means: So put dark circles ... (-┏)

32. Current hairstyle: simple short hair ... should be cut a little more. ..

33. What I am wearing now: shorts with a picture of a cat (+_ _) A.

34. Now my posture is: I have Xifan on my knee (this guy-_? ++)

35. What's in the pocket: Are there pockets in the latest shorts? ;

36. The first time I drank alcohol was: in junior high school ... ahhh; ; With my family?

37.what do you want to do now? What do you want to write? ..

38. Favorite color: blood. ..

39. The gift I want from my lover: My lover has completely grown up. .....

40. Favorite brand: Xifan is the only famous brand in the dormitory.

4 1. When did you get married? A little faster?

42. What does a person do at home? Entertainment. Did you buy a joystick not long ago ~ huh?

43. Average sleep time: I played almost four headphones. ..

44. Clothes style: Ganzi storm style

45. Habit: The number of staring blankly is reduced.

46. The best ranking in school is: fifth place? I won the first prize when I was young.

47. The difference between a woman and a man: the difference between a lying angel and a real devil.

48. If it is regenerated: flowers on high cliffs. Nobody can touch them. ..

49. What was my life like before? Stab .. because touching me will hurt me. ..

50. If the person you like has an affair: kill .. think like this ~

5 1. 18 singing room: I haven't been to the singing room for several years (-┏).

52. What I want to do in rainy days: I am tired of doing anything in rainy days.

53. Current physical condition: Quit smoking and cough ... Quit smoking ~

54. If you want to stay in an uninhabited island, you want to bring three things: go by yourself.

55. How many children do you want if you get married: two quiet ~

56. The person I want to see most now: parents ...? Ah, how embarrassing.

57. Favorite snack: Eat well before eating.

58. One-month living expenses: smoking? No credit card

59. Restaurants frequented: I still think it is more convenient to order takeout. Ah ... old man. ..

60.what do you usually play? Fight with Xifan. This guy likes squinting. ..

6 1. What kind of lover dumped you? Or the type of dumping others? Whether you are dumped or dumped, you will be sad.

62.6 1 the reason for the answer is: often ... because what is my personality ...

63. What I want most: home! Ah .. How did I become so depraved? ..

64. What if it is regenerated? Didn't you say the flowers at the end of the cliff?

65. What makes me feel mature is that I am too young to love.

66. The country you want to visit most: What country is the most comfortable at home?

67. Evaluators have three benchmarks: no time to evaluate others.

68. What are the most handsome proposals? Tell me.

69. The place I want to go with my lover most: my home in gangwon (get married? )

70. How much is the phone bill? The bill was sent to my hometown, so I am not sure. ..

7 1. If you travel, where do you want to go: where there is no one.

72. Favorite TV program: I can't get out and watch TV with air conditioning on.

73. If it is unification: whoops ... I don't know if it will be unification. ..

74. People remembered in the rain: umbrella merchants.

75. When I feel happy: Even without love, I still have friends and fans.

76. I recently watched the movie "War of D" ... I will think of it when I flush ...? _?

77. A touching movie: D War ... I like it myself, no matter whether others scold it or not.

78. What do you think of same-sex love? Is there anything to think about? ;

79. Will the person you love marry someone else: What?

80. The first thing I want to do for my lover: massage ... Wow haha.

8 1. Do you feel like a playboy: even a little. ..

82. I want to die at this time: Time Menillo (the voice that appears when playing games is similar to saying that I am incompetent) ..

83. If you pick up 654.38+000 billion on foot, you must of course hand it over to the police station. ..

84. The saddest time: parting ... recalling the past.

85. The last person I want to see: a person who thinks that men have great privileges.

86. The last woman I want to see: a woman who thinks anything can be forgiven as long as she is a woman.

87. If you can become invisible: the answer in primary school .. Peeking at the women's bathhouse, hehehehehe.

88. Favorite wine name: I don't know if there are any other wines in this bottle. ...

89. Favorite appetizer: small intestine of cattle. I eat it four times a week. ..

90. Action when angry: Crush everything in your hand ...-filter.

9 1. Motto: I am me and you are you (unchanged for 25 years).

92. If you want to contact someone you meet for the first time: cut-_

93. Your own nickname: Lord Xi! ! (Semi-compulsive like Cindy Laila)

94. The first thing to do when you get up in the morning: open your eyes first. ..

95. The most confident part of your body: back hair ~ Leila style.

96. Is there anything unlucky: Do you want to make one?

97. The most precious thing in the world: me. If I don't exist, I am nothing ~

98. The happiest time: when the mobile phone rings.

99. The saddest time: I picked up the phone happily, and the result was "Hello customer .." .................. (-┏).

100. Finally, I want to say: I have really changed a lot in the past three years.

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