1. The longest relationship I have ever been in was narcissism! Love yourself and have no rival.

2. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

3. In this life, there is always someone who always has trouble with you, but you really want to live with him.

4. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

5. The red beans don’t grow in the south, but grow on my face. I really think about it!

6. I won’t bend down if money falls from the sky, because even pies won’t fall from the sky, let alone money.

7. My wallet is like an onion. It makes me burst into tears every time I open it.

8. The person shitting on your head may not be your enemy, it may also be your neighbor upstairs.

9. Learn Feng Shui when you have time. Having a good tomb after your death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.

10. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

11. In fact, you don’t have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

12. In today's society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles' Day, and college students celebrate Children's Day.

13. Everything will be a good thing in the end. If it is not a good thing, it means it is not the end yet, so believe it.

14. If you say money is a sin, everyone is trying to get it; if you say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; if you say the heights are too cold, everyone is crawling; if you say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, everyone will not quit; if you say heaven is the best It’s so beautiful, don’t even go!

15. If you must compare with a pig, I think you are different from it in at least two points: first, you can eat better than it. 2. It’s smarter than you.

16. Little girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose one of the donkeys. Strong and strong, such a donkey is named: Economical Male.

17. It’s the same B. Going north is NB, and going south is SB. The most important thing in life is direction.

18. Meeting you is a mistake, falling in love with you is one mistake after another, and leaving you is one mistake after another.

19. If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being smart is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. Being a human being is really difficult! But you are fine, you are right and not guilty, I really envy you!

20. After some searching in scriptures, interviews with Chinese and foreign psychologists, naturalists, physicists, etc., combined with my experiments, I finally found a way to escape the heat. That is: stay where it’s cool!