Classic sentences about self-deprecation (Part 1)

1. Forgive me for being cold, facing this world, I have no choice...

2. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

3. As a female, my only pursuit is: I am thinner than a cucumber, and my face is thicker than the soles of my shoes.

4. The reason why I am single: I used to like someone; now I like someone.

5. What we chase is like a self-entertaining joke for a long time.

6. I can’t give up, and I can’t give up, because although everyone’s giving makes me feel guilty, it also encourages me to keep climbing up so that I can be worthy of these heavy trusts.

7. Dear self, never embarrass yourself, such as not sleeping, not eating, being sad, and blaming yourself. These are all things fools do.

8. A hero doesn’t care about the way out, and a rogue doesn’t care about his age!

9. I realized that after walking for so long, the only person who accompanied me to the end was myself.

10. It turns out that God used the cheapest bones when he created you, so I forgive you, you don’t have to blame yourself

11. I have been wandering, but I Never seen the ocean.

12. Why do I love short hair? Because the way my hair looks like...a turtle swims ashore and is covered in seaweed.

13. If QB is used as a reward in the exam, then the country will become rich and powerful immediately.

14. Only women and English are difficult to find, only wives and jobs are difficult to find!

15. History is always surprisingly similar. I was single at this time last year, ha, and I am also this year.

16. It’s useless no matter how handsome you are in front of the law.

17. If you are single for too long, you will really forget that you may have a girlfriend.

18. No amount of time can heal the inner desolation and hopelessness.

19. Nothing is easy these days. I strive to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.

20. I stared at my yesterday, and then lost track of my tomorrow. Classic sentences about self-deprecation (Part 2)

21. The farthest distance in the world is not that we are separated by the sky, but that we are classmates in different rooms.

22. Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot came home and knocked on the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requests to land! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Got it, the 777 will take off immediately and make room for you!

23. Pedestrian: You see, he is bald himself, and he still sells "hair growth agents"! Baldhead: Hello! Why do you talk like that? According to what you said, can't men sell "breast tattoos"?

24. Don’t talk to me about money, it will hurt your feelings; don’t talk about your feelings with me, it will hurt your money!

25. There are more than a thousand sections of traditional cross talk. After our efforts, there are still about 400 sections left...

26. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than twenty years of education, he was finally successfully cultivated into a mediocre person!

27. I blame myself for not hugging you from behind and saying "I still love you, stay"

28. The words from my family about studying hard made me feel the most Self-blame for the fall︶_︶

29. I often ask myself, why do I have more and more tolerance for the vulgarization of culture? I often comfort myself that maybe I have become more tolerant as I grow older, but now it seems that I am really regressing.

30. Live well, there will be new blows every day.

31. One of the things I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with someone else.

32. Ever since I turned into shit, no one dares to step on me anymore.

33. Do I have to wait until you put the knife in my heart before I can let go?

34. The reason for being single: I used to like someone; now I like someone one person.

35. Don’t be obsessed with sister. Sister takes off your makeup and asks you to vomit blood.

36. If you can’t even laugh, what right do you have to cry? ——A Feng

37. Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

38. If you love someone who doesn’t love you, even if you sacrifice everything including your life, the most you will get is gratitude, guilt, and uneasiness.

39. There was gold under the man's knees. I cut off all the legs and couldn't find even a piece of copper.

40. If you get tired of me in the end, you must come and tell me. Don’t alienate me without saying a word. I worry too much about gains and losses, so I am afraid that I have done something wrong, and then I will fall into endless assumptions and self-blame. If you still miss the original friendship between you and me, just put down the so-called face and tell me that you are tired. After you let me understand all the causes and consequences, I will let you go without delay or nostalgia.

A collection of forty humorous sentences to express narcissism

A collection of humorous sentences to express narcissism Part 1

1. Before you approach me, you must think clearly. I have nothing but handsomeness. .

2. You don’t care about me now. Remembered. You won’t be able to reach me in the future.

3. The electric fan is man’s best friend. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly? The fan shook his head silently all night.

4. Even the questions in my exam were like this: Question: Put on the most handsome look. Answer: It is no longer used. It is already the question. Question: Put on the ugliest look. Come out and answer: There is no use for it. No matter how you do it, it won’t be ugly.

5. I really envy you that you have a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

6. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate.

7. I regard each of you as a friend, but you regard me as a goddess.

8. Never talk to your wife about your ex-girlfriend. If you say you are not angry, you are lying!

9. Life is a mobile person, death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to use China Unicom to die?

10. Me: Yushu stands in the wind, majestic, sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, and a tiger's back and waist. , unparalleled in elegance, unruly and suave, with a bronze complexion, a strong body and strong arms, a character that is strong on the outside and soft on the inside, wild yet gentle, melancholic yet debauched, he is simply a model for men and a benefactor for women. What a thing~

11. A certain man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local government reported it to the central government, and the central government held emergency consultations and awarded him the Most Handsome Medal!

12. Let’s talk openly about anything. Don’t you always say I’m beautiful or cute behind my back? Does it bother you? It seems like no one knows.

13. In spring I planted a girlfriend, and in autumn I harvested a bunch of men.

14. Don’t just wait for me just because you know I will wait for you.

15. I am really annoyed to death, why do I look so beautiful? It's really annoying.

16. I took a beautiful photo of myself today, it’s really beautiful.

17. That’s how I am, destined to be different from you. Thank you for not appreciating it. My style is limited edition.

18. Farting is the best way to verify whether love has turned into family affection.

19. Everyone will get hurt on the road of growth. We have just set sail, we must learn to be strong

20. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, I suspect it is frost on the ground. Look up at the bright moon, my name is Guo Degang . Part 2 of humorous sentences expressing narcissism

21. Stop talking and feel my handsomeness with your heart.

22. No matter how personalized your signature is, it cannot express the sadness in my heart!

23. When it comes to things like grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am handsome, I will be free.

24. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am beautiful, I will be free.

25. I don’t want to say that I am handsome, because I don’t want to say the same thing to people all over the world!

26. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend. In the spring I planted a girlfriend, and in the autumn I harvested a bunch of men.

27. If being too handsome is a sin, then I am willing!

28. Brain cells begin to rebel and are out of control.

29. Children’s words are unbridled, and what comes out of the mouth is a statement without thinking, and it outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is sincere and sincere.

30. A very handsome boy just stood in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the calm. It was not until my hands got tired that I slowly put down the mirror.

31. One day, celebrities invited me to go out to play. Suddenly, a tiger jumped out of the woods. The tiger did not chase others, but chased Andy Lau. Andy Lau disappeared, and the tiger disappeared. Looking back, he saw me who was both handsome and cool, so Tiger stepped forward and knocked me down, laughing and saying, "Boy, don't think that I won't recognize you as you become more handsome?

32 .People are always disliked inadvertently, unlike me, who are always liked inadvertently.

33. I hope you can grab my collar and tell me those snacks domineeringly, even arrogantly. They were all bought to me.

34. Some people are alive, but they are already dead. Some people are still alive, but they should be dead long ago!

35. “What are you doing? "I'm looking in the mirror" "Then what are you doing with your eyes closed" "I'm looking at how I sleep"

36. I don't have any shortcomings. The biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart. .

37. Countless people are envious and jealous of my suaveness. I know that every time I go out on the street, countless girls will be attracted by my evil handsome face, shining angelic halo and inner appearance.

38. You can have a crush on me because I don’t have a sister-in-law

39. “Why are you so short?

"Because I'm always mini!" A collection of 80 profound self-deprecating sentences in men's circle of friends

One of the profound self-deprecating sentences in men's circle of friends

1. The emergence of leftover women There are two reasons: first, no one can appreciate it; second, no one can appreciate it.

2. If you learn, you will find that God has closed the window of English for you, by the way. You closed the door to mathematics, plugged up the drainage outlet of physics, and blocked the sewer pipe of chemistry.

3. Don’t blame yourself for being too emotional, you are just too hopeless, that’s why. People who don’t love you can’t let go.

4. Prosperity and tranquility will eventually be forgotten and buried, and some stories will eventually become blurred. Sometimes I don’t dare to think of the person I loved most. I just want to forget it.

5. When tasting this sourness, the only thing we can do is blame ourselves: If only we could have done it in the past. Wear that dress a few more times. If I had had enough courage to say to him...

6. At a young age, I have caring parents and love in my heart. Damn girl.

7. Why do I like short hair? Because my long hair looks like...a turtle swimming ashore with a lot of seaweed on it.

8. Me. In fact, he is an angel. He stayed in the world because of his weight.

9. No one knows what happened, but it did happen. I don’t remember what happened. I only remember you. Who is it? If I have offended you, hurt you, and embarrassed you, please forgive me! If you have offended me, hurt me, and embarrassed you, please don’t feel guilty. I will never do it again. Remember. I just hope I can be nice to you, because I won’t come back in the next life and we won’t see each other again. Even if we meet, we won’t know each other.

10. I hope you won’t be like the wind that makes all kinds of waves here. Followed the clouds to the distance again

11. You can’t hang yourself on a tree, you have to try to die on several nearby trees

12. Mine. My friend, I want to thank you, thank you for betraying me and making me lose my innocence. My partner, I want to thank you, thank you for choosing someone else and making me lose my kindness. My enemy, I want to thank you, thank you. You lost to me and gave me arrogance. My family, I want to thank you. Thank you for always being partial and giving me a cold world. I want to thank you especially for giving me a hopeless life. The world makes me no longer trust anyone.

13. I loved a girl, and we argued and quarreled together every day until one day she suddenly left. On the day we parted, I felt very guilty. I knew it was a mistake for him to be by my side because I couldn't give her the happiness she wanted. Maybe it was also a mistake for her to leave, but he had to choose to finish one. Only then can you tell yourself which mistake is more worth making.

14. I want to tell you my experience from childhood to adulthood, but I can’t find the opportunity; behind my countless silences, I want to wait for your active inquiry, so I want to speak again. end. Thinking about it later, it’s not that there’s no chance, it’s just that you don’t want to hear it or know it.

15. Fragrant clothes and temples cannot describe the extravagance and prosperity of the upper class, and the mingling of glasses of wine cannot describe the warmth and warmth of human nature.

16. Every time you scroll through his Weibo to find out all about his past, you are not jealous, you are just sad. There is a deep feeling that he has never given to you

17. My friends, they all say that at first glance I look slender, but in fact I am not slender at all. If you don’t believe me, take a closer look... I might as well just take a quick look!

18. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

19. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a birdman.

20. Don’t blame the dog for following you if you look like a bun! Part Two of In-depth Self-Deprecating Sentences in Men’s Friendship Circle

21. Suddenly I discovered that all my plans for the future have the same beginning: when I have money.

22. Living and living has become annoying, smiling and laughing has become a ridiculous character, walking and getting lost, only the shadow and me are left.

23. You have to wait quietly, and wait still, even if you lose your harvest, you must always keep it.

24. "If love has God's will", nothing can "separate" us, "as long as we are together", no matter how many ups and downs there are, as long as we are "happy", I want "the next life will wait" you". Happy birthday, hubby!

25. My heart is full of sunshine, and everywhere the sunshine shines is desolate.

26. Walking through prosperity, glory accompanies me, fame and wealth are my crown, and power is my staff. Who knows the loneliness behind me?

27. I made a mistake...I feel so guilty! The most crucial point was completely forgotten.

28. The reason why I am single: I used to like someone; now I like someone.

29. There are some roads that you still need to walk on your own, and you don’t need anyone to accompany you; some scenes can only move you, but not others. It’s useless to treat yourself as a done deal, and blaming yourself will not help.

30. People I like don’t like me, and people I don’t like don’t like me even more.

31. So what if it’s wrong? So what if it’s right? That’s it for me!

32. There was gold under the man’s knee. I cut off the entire leg and couldn’t find even a piece of copper.

33. It’s not that I don’t care about some things, but what can I do if I care about them.

34. I am not single, there is a girl with a hard drive accompanying me.

35. Parting is a natural thing, and people are just passers-by. The footprints left by those passers-by in life constitute a beautiful memory and ourselves. Parting and reunion are constant dramas in life. Once you get used to them, you will no longer feel sad.

36. There are four types of income: you can’t get it if you work hard, you can get less if you work more, you can get more if you work less, and you can get more if you don’t work hard. Fortunately, I am the second type!

37.12 Your existence is to prove to us: the world is so big and full of wonders! !

38. My family’s words about studying hard are the most frustrating things that make me feel guilty︶_︶

39. Facing the crowd in front of me, I have to go through it and be cool. , I know you are watching from the side, it is quite fake...

40. When happiness knocks on the door, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I have always been at home. Part 3 of profound self-deprecating sentences in men’s circle of friends

41. Learn to think in impetuosity, so that you know where to go in the hustle and bustle; learn to blame yourself in summary, so that you know how to succeed in success Transcend; learn to be silent in eloquence, no one is willing to listen to your clamor; learn to turn around in the face of despair, your feet are not all the same; learn to let go, as long as you can go further; learn to persevere, as long as there is still a thought in your heart. Learn to listen more to the voice of your soul while running.

42. The "white-collar workers" got their salary today, paid the rent, water, electricity and gas bills, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched the remaining money in their pockets, and sighed: Alas! This month’s salary is white-collar again!

43. Time has not healed you, but your own strength and hard work have healed yourself.

44. Two rickety rooms; a person with a southern accent and a northern accent.

45. There are many outstanding men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one love that belongs to you. Never change your true love because of other people’s eyes, and never live in the eyes of others. If you lose yourself in the eyes, never be too greedy, otherwise what you lose is something you will regret for the rest of your life.

46. Don’t be stupid, one person’s efforts can never determine the relationship between two people. If he is not your pillow, he cannot be the love of your heart.

47. Faith only makes sense when it is trampled on.

48. When people face happiness, they will suddenly become timid. Seizing happiness actually requires more courage than enduring pain.

49. I don’t even have a life anymore, where can I find my emotional life?

50. Don’t expect anyone to stay with you for a lifetime, even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

51. Some words, no matter how you say it, how do I listen, even my toes don’t want to believe it?

52. You are not worried that no one will love you, what you are worried about is No one will love you the way you want, and in the end you will find that your worries were correct: no one can love you the way you want except yourself. ——Zhang Defen

53. I love you for the entire past, from ignorance to maturity, from impulsiveness to calmness. Thank you for giving me such joy.

54. Forget the past era, it was your future.

55. I am willing to spend the rest of my life holding the hand of the person next to me. If there really is a god above my head, then please bear witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true love.

56. I always feel like I am mud and become pulpy when it rains.

57. There are many paths to success, and college is not the only one. You can choose the path that suits you and continue your studies based on the actual situation of yourself and your family. Put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking, and just work hard. , study, and you will definitely become a strong person in life.

58. Even if love makes me fall again, the scar will still be a kind of pride.

59. It is said that your IQ will become lower in the presence of the person you like. Could it be that I have fallen in love with the math teacher?

60. I look forward to the end of class when I go to class, and look forward to vacation when I go to school. I have always been very persistent in my goals. Part 4 of profound self-deprecating sentences in men’s circle of friends

61. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot!

62. Look at yourself on the scale, do you have the nerve to say it’s your mother’s thoughtful little cotton-padded jacket? It’s just like a military coat!

63. My life can be summed up in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and I will be cool after my salary is exhausted.

64. Without you by my side, my sadness is worse than heartache.

65. I wish I could die of old age and spend my time drinking, rather than bow before my carriage. The chariot, dust, and horses are all enough to reveal the matter, and the wine-cup branches are the hermit's fate. If we compare the manifest ones to the hermits, one is on the ground and the other is in the sky. If flowers and wine are compared to chariots and horses, how busy they are and how idle I am.

66. Never wait for your roommates to go to bed and still wander around the dormitory, otherwise you will be treated like a dog.

67. I have thought about it. When I grow up, I will open an Internet company and call it "Zheler" to compete with Xunlei.

68. Don’t talk to me about money, it will hurt your feelings; don’t talk about your feelings with me, it will hurt your money!

69. In the game of cards in life, God is the one who deals the cards, but it is ourselves who play the cards.

70. I thought that the blue sky would never come, but who knew that gray hair would grow longer.

71. Invisible scars are the most painful, and tears that cannot be shed are the most sour.

72. I discovered that my previous ambitions have become a joke.

73. When I’m drunk, I won’t obey anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall.

74. I will eventually delete the things that I tried my best to keep.

75. The greatest shame and distress is when you cannot well defend everything you love and live for.

76. You will probably never fall in love with anyone again in this life, because you don’t have the skin to fall in love at first sight, and you also lack the patience to grow in love over time.

77. If you fall in love, you will be sad and tearful every day, and you will be unhappy. You have to stop and ask yourself, have you found a partner or an onion?

78. Whatever we cling to, we will often be deceived by; whoever we cling to, we will often be hurt by. Therefore, we must learn to let go, take everything lightly, not worry about it, not care about it, and it doesn’t matter what is right or wrong. No matter what you lose, don't lose your good mood. Take hold of your heart and make it pure, white and quiet. Letting go does not mean giving up, and persistence does not mean persisting.

79. Carrying self-blame and looking forward to your forgiveness, this kind of waiting itself is a kind of pain, and forgetting is also a kind of pain, but not knowing what to do, this is a more torturous pain. Collection of forty classic handwritten newspaper sentences about respecting the old and loving the young

Classic handwritten newspaper sentences about respecting the old and loving the young (Part 1)

1. Citizens respect the elderly, The community is full of spring; the villagers respect the elderly and build a civilized village; the daughter-in-law respects the elderly and sends good news to her parents; every family respects the elderly and the society is warmer.

2. In front of their children, parents should be good at hiding all their happiness, worries and fears. - The author is: worries and fears. (UK) Bacon

3. The whole secret of educational skills lies in how to care for children. Suhomlinsky

4. Filial piety comes first among all good deeds. ——The author is: *Ancient Quotes

5. The greatest honor for the elderly is that the country is prosperous, the quality of life is improved, and the world enjoys peace and prosperity.

6. One should not know the age of one’s parents, one should be happy and the other should be fearful. ——"The Analects of Confucius·Liren No. 4"

7. Today's filial piety means being able to support. As for dogs and horses, they can all be kept. If you are disrespectful, why should you be different? - "The Analects of Confucius: The Second Way of Politics"

8. Respect your parents-in-law as your biological parents; love your uncle as much as your brothers and sisters.

9. Honor your parents and put love first. Respecting the elderly means respecting one's own future.

10. Filial piety comes first. ——Ancient Chinese famous saying

11. Only by respecting the elderly can we respect ourselves. Respecting the elderly means respecting ourselves.

12. Father’s kindness and mother’s love will be unforgettable forever, and respect for the elderly will last forever.

13. If you like what you like, use your strength; if you dislike what you like, be careful to get rid of it.

14. Master Meng's "I am old and I am old" advocates respecting the elderly, and respecting the elderly is a traditional virtue of our Chinese nation. Time has changed since Mr. Kong traveled around the country in an ox cart to advocate for his benevolent government. Today, people can build atomic bombs and space shuttles. From the long pavilion of the inn to the short pavilion or the beacon fire of the princes and the smoke of the desert on the beacon tower of the Great Wall of Qin, to the Internet where Banye's notes and Tongzimen linger now, this human race has only made great progress! However, this long-standing tradition has been neglected in the feasting and hustle and bustle of the market.

15. Treat your parents how you want your children to treat you. ——The author is: Isocrates.

16. The elephant is invisible, the sound is loud but the sound is small, and the great love is speechless. The great love of parents is always unspoken, and children should be attentive and considerate.

17. Be cautious when entering and exiting for support, and don’t get tired of being there day and night.

18. Be filial today and you will be filial tomorrow.

19. Being a son should end with filial piety; being a father should end with kindness.

20. Nothing can replace a mother. ——Ba Jin’s classic handwritten newspaper sentences about respecting the elderly and loving the young (Part 2)

21. The top ten standards for mature men. 1. Pay attention to promises. Second, don’t talk too much.

Third, he is knowledgeable and reserved. Four have a broad mind. 5. Not self-centered. 6. Have the courage to admit mistakes. Seven is determined. 8. Clean and tidy. Nine respects the old and loves the young. Ten have hobbies.

22. Do a good job in aging work, develop aging undertakings, and promote social stability.

23. Respect the elderly and help them live in harmony, the world is beautiful and the society is civilized.

24. For the sake of my children, I must act very gently and carefully.

25. Respecting the old and caring for the young is a traditional virtue of our Chinese nation, especially in the ninth year of life. The Nine Double Ninth Festival is a festival where we honor the elderly. I hereby sincerely wish happy holidays to the elderly all over the world!

26. For the sake of my children, I must act very gently and carefully. Marx

27. Respecting the elderly and loving the elderly is a concrete manifestation of the superiority of socialism and an important symbol of the progress of human social civilization.

28. It is important to know the age of your parents, one with joy and the other with fear. ——"The Analects of Confucius·Li Ren No. 4"

29. Don’t let your parents suffer from hard work, and don’t let your parents suffer from sorrow.

30. When I am old, I am in harmony with others; when I am young, I am in harmony with others. ——The author is: Mencius

31. He who is arrogant to his relatives is also disrespectful to his relatives. ——"Three Kingdoms·Book of Wei"

32. Respecting one's relatives is more beautiful than three sacrifices. ——The author is: Zhi Yu

33. The traditional Chinese virtue is "respecting the old and loving the young", not "relying on the old and neglecting the old".

34. Among thousands of classics, filial piety and righteousness come first.

35. He who is arrogant towards his relatives is also disrespectful to his relatives.

36. Confucius said: Filial piety is the scripture of heaven, the righteousness of earth, and the conduct of the people. Kangxi

37. Using beatings to educate children is similar to how apes educate their offspring. ——The author is: Makarenko

38. The whole secret of educational skills lies in how to care for children.

39. Give wings to my thoughts and let them fly to your side. Put a radar on my care to detect your mood at any time and send my most sincere care when you need it most. Greetings, happy Double Ninth Festival.

40. Having an elder in the family is like having a treasure; respecting and loving the elders will always be remembered.