Math teacher

1, love is a pair of rational numbers, and one positive and one negative are born together.

2. Like is like multiplication. One side is zero and the result is zero.

3、 1+ 1 & gt； When the desire is strong.

The hearts of two people who love each other are a circle, because its eccentricity is always zero.

English teacher

1, 0h Oh, my God! Cupid is going to shoot arrows at random!

In this world, I love three things. The sun, the moon and you. The sun in the morning, the moon at night, and you forever.

Chemistry teacher

1, when male and female substances are put together to have a chemical reaction, something called love is produced.

I am with you, just like acetic acid and ethanol. Even if there are different NMR vibrational hydrogen spectra, they will abandon their shortcomings and accompany them forever.

Biology teacher

1, Chinese cabbage and Chinese cabbage can be together across races. What reason do we have to be apart?

2, cross-regional, cross-racial combination of men and women will have better offspring!

Geography teacher

Distance produces beauty, and it is true love to think of you when you go to the ends of the earth!

Chinese teacher

1, life is naturally infatuated.

2, growth is not biased, so it will be lonely.

3, the crowd looked for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looked back, but that person was in the light.

Physics teacher

1. If you are the receiver of the phone, I am the receiver, listening to your sadness and happiness.

2. You are the cathode and I am the anode. When we combine, we can generate electricity.

3, love is a kind of gravity, invisible and intangible, but you can feel it!