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1. The Internet has broad room for development.

2. The Internet has alienated the relationship between people in reality.

3. Proper use of the Internet will promote social development.

4. Network survivability will be an important aspect of future society’s ability to measure adaptability.

5. The Internet is changing the way humans live. ——Bill Gates

6. The trend of networking is out of control, and human society will be wiped out in one fell swoop.

7. China’s Internet urgently needs managers who understand technology. We have taken many detours, and business entrepreneurs and managers must deeply reflect on this. ——Wang Xuan

8. You must be good at online learning and do not browse bad information; you must communicate honestly and friendlyly, and do not insult or defraud others; you must enhance your awareness of self-protection and do not date netizens at will; you must maintain network security and do not destroy Network order; it should be beneficial to physical and mental health and not indulge in virtual time and space. ——-"National Youth Internet Civilization Convention"

9. Letting people speak through the Internet is an inevitable and progressive thing.

10. Social network turns out to be equal to society. This is really a big scam of concept.

11. If you miss the Internet, it will not just be an opportunity, but an entire era. ——Wang Juntao

12. The Internet makes people more closely connected.

13. While the Internet has changed the way we work, it has also changed our lives.

14. The online world is not about doing whatever you want. It needs to follow the same rules as the real world.

15. The Internet is a double-edged sword.

16. Everyone is in an invisible web.

17. The keyboard often cannot keep up with the ideas...

18. If I had not refused to put on the crazy red dance shoes, I would be spinning like a top now~

19. Just show up before sundown for sunrise, and just arrive before class ends for get out of class.

20. I insist that kelp and dried shrimps are seafood, so that I can say to my friends, "I often eat seafood!"

21. Don't waste time Waste it on people who don’t care about you. If you can’t stand it, go to World of Warcraft!

22. Shit. Minimum configuration: one copy of Qianjiang Evening News; recommended configuration: one copy of Sports Weekly + one piece of straw paper; luxury configuration: China One stick + *** book + some straw paper.

23. I only drink pure water, and I only drink pure milk, so I am very simple...

24. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of China’s family planning work this year, I I have decided not to have contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being, thank you for your cooperation~

25. Since men are unreliable, then I’d better find someone handsome and rich~

26. As long as he is not obscene , we are the mainstream! (Please mark Tianya Community when reprinting)

27. Study hard for China! A pack of China costs a lot~~~

28. I will only say three things Sentences, including the one above, I’m finished...

29. Boss, 38’s shoes are too small, and 39’s are too big!

30. Eat when there is meat. Tofu, eat meat when there is tofu, only miss someone when there is no tofu or meat...

31. Seeing you smile makes me sad for several days; seeing you cry makes me happy. For several years!!

32. Follow me, I will take you to sleepwalk!

33. How can I avoid being hit by bricks when I am in the end of the world? It costs three hundred bricks. I will never give up and be a Tianya person~

34. Mr. Mobile Phone needs to rest for a few days due to overwork during the National Day. Mr. Landline will handle the business for these days~

35. Requirements in life Doing good deeds with evil intentions~

36. What to do in the future? Let’s talk about it later!!

37. Women are animals that become sperms - women are just for holding sperms. Animal~

38. Who is Bajie’s wife? Pig~~~

39. It was the woman who was not given to me at first, but it was the woman who was eager to get it later!

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40. Men pretend to understand when they don’t understand, but women are just the opposite ~

41. Shhh... don’t tell them that I have done good things, it will affect my image

42. I use a thousand crazy reasons to explain "I love you!"

43. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female. !

44. As a smoker, you must have three conditions: cigarettes, lighters, and the kind of charm you show when smoking~

45. The Chinese football team vs. China’s only contribution is that more and more people care about basketball~

46. Men are dependable, so you have to be reliable; women are to be loved, so you have to be cute~ < /p>

47. Hello~ Is this China Mobile? My name is China Unicom. My PHS is broken. Can you send China Railway Telecom to fix it?

48. Newton’s First The law tells us: Only by enriching yourself first can you attract others; Newton's third law tells us: Only by being good to others can you let others be good to you.

49. Inspiration from the search for people at the end of the world: Wang Hailiang, male, 22 years old, handsome, from Yushu. I am a mentally retarded child who accidentally got lost yesterday. If anyone sees me, please give me a good beating and I will be grateful! (? Inspiring quotes)

50. I roared loudly in the silent toilet. . The strange look you gave me, whether it was surprise or displeasure, did not make my voice softer. Because what makes me so funny is not that you went to the wrong toilet, but that I forgot to bring toilet paper.

51. One day, I suddenly felt abdominal distension, and something was about to fall from my eyes. I got up to go to the toilet, and when I reached the place where I could, I saw a big ball of light, which I named the sun. Then, another blue sphere was obtained, which fell to the ground, so it was called the earth. After a long period of pain, he picked it with his fingers and found a small dung ball. He thought of the poverty and lack of lights at home, so he named it after the moon to express the wishes of the people. However, everyone has feces, so the starry sky is brilliant!

52. I am an academician of the Advanced Diving Academy of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, a Nobel Prize for long-term disconnection, and an Oscar for lifetime invisibility~~~

53 . Kill one person and you are a murderer; kill a million people and you are a conqueror; kill all people and you are God!!