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Han Han was born on September 23, 1982 in Jinshan, Shanghai. Writer, racing driver. In 1998, he won the first prize in the "New Concept" Essay Contest with "Peeping a Person in a Cup". His writing style is sophisticated and his language is sharp. In March 1999, Han Han began writing the novel "Three Gates", which has sold more than 1.9 million copies so far. He dropped out of school and is now a professional racing driver for the Shanghai Volkswagen 333 team with excellent results.

Chinese name: Han Han

Nationality: Chinese

Ethnicity: Han

Birthplace: Shanghai

Birth Date: September 23, 1982

Occupation: Writer, racing driver

Graduation school: Songjiang No. 2 Middle School

Representative works: "Three Gates", "Poison"

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Name: Han Han

English name: None (Twocold is not his English name)

Gender: Male

Height: 173cm

Birthday: September 23, 1982, Ren in the lunar calendar The seventh day of August in the Year of the Dog.

Zodiac: Dog

Era: Post-80s

Constellation: Virgo-Libra (Han Han said it with a smile)

Place of Birth: Shanghai, China

Languages: Shanghainese, Mandarin, English

Occupation: Writer, racing driver, singer, famous blogger, magazine editor

01. The best thing

02. Elopement

03. Idol

04. Springtime

05. Confusion

06. Empty City Strategy

07. The Worst Time

08. Untitled

09. Dream Chaser

10. Me

Two annual championships in racing career

On October 21, the last stop of the 2007 National Automobile Track Championship in Shanghai was held in Held at Shanghai International Circuit. Wang Rui of Shanghai Volkswagen 333 Racing Team won the first place. Han Han finished third, but still ranked first in the total points in the six races. He won the 2007 personal annual championship and was also the first driver's annual championship in his personal professional racing career.

On December 20, 2009, the Shaowu Rally, the final match of the 2009 CRC season, officially came to an end. Han Han perfectly won the 2009 China Rally Championship N Group Championship with the championship in the last station. At this point, Han Han became the only double annual champion in the field and rally in the history of Chinese professional racing, and he also has two titles that symbolize Chinese professional racing. The championship trophy with the highest honor in this event!

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Quotations from Han Han

1. The truth is often in the hands of a few people. The minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority. This is how people follow what they say. The first person said something, and the second person heard it and spoke with him. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed those two people. explain. It can be seen that the party with a large number of people and mixed opinions does not necessarily have their own ideas, and many people go there because there are many people.

2. The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that quilts do not need to be folded - they are meant to be spread out for sleeping - but this was also the first thing that was refuted. You know, these are the rules. We are sad because we have too many rules.

3. I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some Ph.D.s actually don’t have much improvement in their knowledge. They just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand so that even ghosts can’t understand it.

4. If there is an all-rounder in this era, it is to take exams. The blessing of education and the misfortune of this era. If there was, he would be the king among men, but unfortunately there is not, so we had to remove the "king" from the character "全". What the times need is just talents.

5. The current education problem is that no one goes to take a bath naked, but too many people are taking a bath wearing cotton-padded jackets.

6 I think the current situation is: Carrefour is like an inflatable doll for a group of people to hold and vent. On the one hand, it may be that life is too depressing and they need to find a cheap outlet. While venting, I also asked the inflatable doll and the manufacturer of the inflatable doll, am I strong, am I strong? I saw people next to me who were not interested in making inflatable dolls and accused them of impotence

7. China looks down on people who talk big words. In my opinion, big words are nothing. Just like ancient women who were used to binding their small feet, they called them "big feet" when they touched normal feet. Chinese people are used to talking about "small words", and when they encountered normal words, they naturally called them "big words." "Yes. Those who dare to speak big words will not get a good end, which scares future generations from speaking big words to silence.

8. It is better for me to become a phenomenon and to have unqualified thoughts and morals than to have no thoughts at all.

9. As I said before, literature is often the prostitute of politics. So, like the above, are the critics I serve comfortable? How about I call Chen Danqing to admit my mistake? It will be more comfortable to fly together... If you think my service is good, please keep ordering me in the future. My job number is 184531, which is a little bit... It’s hard to remember, alas, there’s no way, there are too many writers in this field...

10. I don’t like to be trapped by nature, and I often violate class rules. The class teacher often punishes me to copy the class rules 20 times. I had to hold three pens together. I often tell people that this is how I got my good calligraphy skills.

11. There are very few beauties on the street, because these days, there are more beauties who go to bed once a day than there are beauties who go to the street once a day. All girls, if they are a little bit pretty, are standing in the big hotel; if they are very pretty, they are sleeping in the big hotel; if they are extremely pretty, they are lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

12. The gate of Zhouzhuang is full of all kinds of buses, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials.

13. It is abominable to occupy the pit and not poop. In fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the pit after defecating.

14. After a man falls out of love, he will either commit suicide or fall in love again, and the requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to the first one. This kind of psychology is subtle. For example, if you can eat the same thing, If your sweetheart is suddenly snatched away, you will naturally try your best to find one with similar tastes - this logic only applies when the woman betrays her or her pursuit of her fails. If two people no longer have feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and there is no need to eat the food that gets smellier every time.

15. Fame is like the hair on the back of your head. You can’t see it, but others can see it clearly.

16. Mathematics, physics, chemistry, Chinese, and English are all very good, music, sports, and computer are all zero points. I can’t even turn on a computer. I’m still a top student. But if I am ridiculously good at music, sports, and computers, and speak Portuguese like a native speaker, but fail math, English, and chemistry, I am also a poor student.

17. An adult over the age of 18 still doesn’t know what his future ideals are and what he likes. That is really a failure of education.

18. Mathematics is about doing, keep doing it, until you find that you have done all the questions on the test paper when you take the exam, that’s it.

19. When I was in school, I liked playing football. Some people ridiculed me and said that I would never be able to play in the national team. No matter how good I was, I would be better than Ronaldo. What’s the point of playing? No more kicking.

Well, if you like to drive, let me tell you, no matter how hard you drive, you can’t drive to the McLaren team. No matter how fast you drive, you can’t drive faster than Schumacher. What’s the point of driving? Your driver’s license will be confiscated. .

20. When you fall in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you think you are good-looking and have face, but in the office, you think finding a rich guy is face-saving. In fact, all you love is face.

21. During the fight against SARS, some airlines offered a 40% discount on air tickets for teachers and medical staff, which was very confusing. It feels like there are not enough nurses and all the young female teachers are on the front lines. However, I really don’t see anything that teachers have to do with SARS other than teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. So if I am a cleaner, can I get a 40% discount on flying?

22. As long as the sentences are smooth and there are not many typos that affect reading, there is no criterion for judging the quality of an article.

I randomly handed in an article by Zhu Ziqing. No teacher would think that his students' writing was as good as that of a famous writer, and they would still make a lot of revisions

23. One year the school was handing in an essay. The reason for forcibly charging an extra 100 yuan during tuition is that the loan from parents is used for educational construction. As for the repayment, it is not only indefinite, but also interest-free. In the end, no one who was borrowed the money knows what the money actually built.

24. There are two "secrets" in Chinese language: one is not to read Chinese language documents; the other is not to read them as documents.

25. I have my own principles for reading. I don’t like Chinese books and composition classes, because I hate these things that make people money and stifle people’s personality and creativity. I like Wang Shuo better, this guy is very smart and sincere. The characteristics of my writing are more like Qian Zhongshu's "Fortress Besieged", because I admire how deeply he curses without being explicit.

26. The student sent me a test paper, and there was a question in it that used my article for analysis, asking which of the following competitions my article was selected from: A: The First National New Concept Essay Contest; B. The First National New Concept Composition Competition; C: The First National New Concept Composition Competition. What do you think this is? What is the purpose of the exam? Our Chinese language education is really great!

27. The protagonist of my novel basically does nothing and lives in chaos. this is life. Why must it be higher than life?

28. For mathematics, I think I only need to go to the second grade of junior high school. It is good for a person to be well-rounded, but the more well-rounded a person is, the more mediocre he is. It is said that a person studies advanced mathematics to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is something that is innate, not something that is cultivated. If the ancients didn't learn advanced mathematics, wouldn't they have no logical ability?

29. The seven red lights of lessons illuminate my future.

30. I think it’s time for more and more celebrities to come here to perform and express condolences, and it’s time for me to leave.

31. I am a big mirror in Shanghai. I will make many people reflect on themselves.

32. It is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I am particularly disgusted with stereotyped personalities. I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd. I can't write something like "Ah, our glorious bridge."

33. I have a clear plan for my plans after I drop out of school. I will promote the release of "Three Gates" in Shanghai in May, do book signings among my peers, and invite some friends to go to Tibet during the summer vacation... a few at the end of the year. Yue locked himself in his home and put down a year's experience into writing.

34. What Nervous people show when they speak is not forgetting the content, but forgetting the transition. They have no idea what they are talking about. Two sentences with no causal relationship can be connected with "so".

35. A family is like a mountain. Both parties have to work hard to climb up, but only one person can stand on the top of the mountain. It is said that a family is like a mountain, but more importantly, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers. Once the two tigers face each other, they must fight fiercely to distinguish the superior. Usually men use non-academic means such as fists and kicks to resolve disputes, so behind a failed woman there is usually a successful man.

36. When the problem involves money, the lifespan of love is different. I often see an extremely ugly man embracing a woman who is as beautiful as a fairy.

37. We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; and love based on money is eternal because money is forever.

38. The beauties in Shanghai always look straight ahead when walking on the street, arrogantly only looking ahead, and this is no exception when crossing the road; but most of the men in Shanghai do not look straight in the eyes, trying their best to search for the beautiful women, and the muscles on their faces They have been trained to act independently without being controlled by the brain. They will smile when they see a beautiful woman. Because of such attention, in Shanghai, you only hear about cars hitting old women, but rarely hear about cars hitting beautiful women.

39. The city is like a woman. During the day, all we see is her face covered in makeup. It is only late at night that we can see her face after taking off her makeup. That is the most real.

40. You can only wait but not chase the trend. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that has just left, we usually Others cannot catch up.

—— "Hair" by Zero Degree

41. Hating someone for four years is more powerful than loving someone for four years. Like is just a kind of inertia, but hating requires constant pushing yourself.

42. Han Han: "A group of people with no achievements actually accuse a world champion of having problems with his education model. This is Chinese logic."

——Han Han commented on the accusations made by some Chinese Billiards champion Ding Junhui’s education methods are problematic.

43. Any altar will be an altar in the end, and any circle will be a wreath in the end.

44. Teachers are not popular but tutoring is very popular. It can be seen that asking for knowledge is like falling in love. If it lasts for dozens of times, it is humble, but one-on-one is precious. Of course, precious things are really expensive. It costs dozens of yuan an hour, which is basically the same price as a prostitute. Teachers are much better than prostitutes when it comes to making money.

Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; teachers give each other pain, but still collect money. This is the greatness of tutoring.

—— Han Han, "Three Gates"

45. It is unwise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise or not.

46. Power is greater than the rights you defend with all your might.

—— Han Han, "Flying Like a Boy"

47. A nationally famous source of student persecution.

——Han Han talks about Haidian District in Beijing.

48. Most modern poems are actually written by breaking a third-rate prose into sentences and lines. The so-called masters or pioneers just mess up the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose and then break it down. Write in sentences and lines.

—— Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "The Problem of Poetry"

49. Anyone can write dozens of modern poems a day as long as they are shameless.

—— Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "The Problem of Poetry"

50. The so-called high pressure, hard study, and few places are all the things of the common people, whether they are rich or not People with power have never said there is anything bad about education, because it is something they cannot understand.

—— Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "Enrollment Issues"

51. We mainly come to you to study, which sounds nice, but what do you do in school? Coming?

—— Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "Problems of College Students"

52. The ancestors are also very pitiful. Many of their words are quoted, often not because of respect for them. It just happens that they think the same thing as themselves, so they use these words to refute or criticize someone who thinks differently than they do.

—— Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "Problems of Language"

53. There is a big difference between owing money and owing favors. For example, if someone owes you a sum of money and has not paid it back for a long time, you have been completely disappointed. At this time, the person suddenly pays you back, and you will feel that it is extraneous wealth, not your money, and then you will spend it squandering it. ; But if someone owes you a favor and doesn't repay it for a long time, when that person returns your favor, you will cherish it even more.

54. For men, the saddest thing is that two men and one woman can never be united during the trip.

55. The success rate of unattractive girls in coquettishness is actually higher than Pretty girls should be taller, because when pretty girls act coquettishly, men can't help but look at them for a while, and then decide in their minds whether it's worth it; unattractive girls act coquettishly, like the writing techniques of Western writers learned by Chinese literati , they always feel out of shape; watching them act coquettishly makes them feel guilty, so men will rush to agree to stop them from acting coquettishly.

56. The most painful thing about scolding is when others use your words to scold you back, and the weight will increase a lot.

57. It seems that the safest thing is to always keep a homing pigeon.

--Han Han commented on the mobile phone networks of China Mobile and China Unicom.

58. These days, killing your father or being killed by your father is not news.

Male students are mainly naive, blind and arrogant, while female students are not so naive, and some of their ideas are quite mature.

--College students in Han Han’s eyes.

59. The answer is wrong; no question can be solved in twenty sentences; no matter what, it will eventually lead to the field of one's own research, even issues such as prostitution; likes to interrupt others He doesn't like others to interrupt him; he has to divide everything into several aspects, even if it is the same truth; he must confirm something before denying it; he asks questions when they are halfway answering a question. Do they remember what the question was about? Most likely they don’t; they are too fat; they must wave their hands when speaking; when they are cornered, they always use their experience of the Cultural Revolution as a reason to be better than others, but they cannot explain things like Why has such an academic authority not been overthrown? Those who have been overthrown must let others know that they have been overthrown. The concluding words can be found in books written by dead people.

--Han Han talks about the characteristics of "experts".

60. Their greatest ideal is probably that the literary world can become a nursing home.

--Han Han: "A big reason why Chinese literature has not improved is that these people who act and speak extremely irresponsibly but pretend to be tireless in teaching have occupied authoritative positions in literary criticism for a long time."

61. The smaller the official, the more likely he is to abuse his power.

--What's wrong with the Chinese people.

62. We Chinese can’t ask each other in English how to get to the Great Wall.

--Han Han believes that popularizing Mandarin is more important than popularizing English.

63. When I closed my eyes, I thought I was in Oxford, but when I opened my eyes, I saw that I was in Tianjin.

--Morning self-study in Chinese schools.

64. After something is deified, the next step must be to talk a lot of nonsense.

65. When you open a small shop, you still want to go public.

--Han Han talks about the phenomenon of college students having high ambitions but low abilities.

66. It’s incredible that there are still people in their twenties who spend their parents’ money to go to school and eat, and are so proud of their comprehensive abilities.

--While doing a talk show, a college student stood up and said to Han Han, maybe your writing ability is worse than ours, but your comprehensive ability is far inferior to our college students.

67. It is recommended that in the future, the essay scoring should cancel the excellent, medium and poor, and change it to "just what I want", "not far apart", "refer to the outline" and "those who go against me will perish".

--Han Han: "A person is not qualified to judge that A's article is excellent and B's article is unqualified. I can only say that I like A's article and don't like B's article. In other words, A's article The article is similar to what is required in the syllabus, but the B level is a bit far behind."

68. Patriotism is reflected and cultivated when watching the Chinese team play in the World Cup or when the Chinese embassy is bombed, but it is really not possible. Increased because a class was exposed to the scorching sun for dozens of hours.

--Han Han talks about military training in middle schools.

69--Han Han: "No matter what the teacher's intentions are, I think this is ridiculous and infringes on human rights. At the very least, you can not advocate it, but you can't A blow. ”

. You can’t even educate minors, but you have to educate adults.

--Han Han commented on "Ask your parents to come."

70. Teachers are people trained by low-ability schools. When I was in school, it was not enough to only have grades around me, and I had no special skills at all. I didn’t want to be a soldier, but it was hard to get into college. Only those who find it unpleasant choose normal schools, and those who have developed some real skills, are very beautiful, or have excellent academic performance in normal schools will not choose to be teachers. Therefore, it is not enough to only have grades in normal schools, and they have no special skills at all. , who didn’t want to be a soldier and thought it was too unpleasant to be unemployed, chose to be a teacher. So you can imagine how capable teachers can be.

71. China has been deliberately elevating the status of teachers for thousands of years, and finally it has reached the completely incorrect position today.

--Han Han: "To put it bluntly, teaching is just a profession and a way to support a family. It is not essentially different from taxi drivers and cleaners."

72 .The fake news spreads thousands of miles, but no one really pays attention to it.

73. We cannot bully and exploit some poor people in the name of management, nor can we indulge some corrupt officials and nobles in the name of being unable to manage. If corruption in China, both large and small, is caught just like urban management catches small traders, society will definitely be more harmonious. The country is definitely stronger.

74. People who are obviously low-class can be called upper class when they come together?

75. Life is really the most innocent thing. It is obviously the most just, but it is used by countless people as an excuse to do bad things. Everything is forced by life, but life has never been caught.

76. I really can’t imagine that when two people love each other very much, someone who is neither my parents nor the other person’s parents will suddenly appear and say: No, you can’t be together.

77. I never admit defeat, I admit that I lost to you. ——Han Han revealed that he has been harassed by a female teacher for many years (December 15, 2007)

78. In fact, the pressure of the college entrance examination is completely financial pressure. If the day before the college entrance examination, you are suddenly told that your parents are dead. , but the parents who sell sesame cakes actually have hundreds of millions of inheritance. I think most people will take the exam in a condescending manner, and when they encounter a question such as asking you to analyze the words "Qui Ran" and "Ji Ran" except for the strokes When asked questions such as "What is the difference between different numbers?" I shouted: I won't take the exam!

79 There is a saying that "love is the best cosmetic for women". This is actually not true. Love has no With this power, love only prompts women to buy the best cosmetics, nothing more.

80. The articles written by female middle school students in the 1990s are like a stable, full of dark horse princes and endless childhood sweethearts.

81. In the past few years, it was a trend to take exams in key high schools, but now it has become crazy.

82. Rules are actually a pastime after food and clothing. If food and clothing are no longer enough, do we still need rules?

83. Give someone a rose, and your hands will still be fragrant. If you give someone a black pot, your hands will still be black.

——From Han Han's "New Year's Events"

84. The so-called kicking for foot pain, kicking for headache, another foreign player's eye was damaged by a kick in the domestic league. It is indeed not very civilized, and the international community’s impression of the Chinese team is just a group of baboons kicking coconuts on the beach in a virgin forest

85. I saw an advertisement on TV a few years ago, and the general idea was this Yes, on the bus, an old man was dejected and asked, "What's wrong with you?" The old man said, I have cancer. The conductor on the bus said, "It's okay. I also had cancer a few years ago. I was treated at a hospital at a certain station in front of me. I'm fine now." The driver then said, yes, my cancer was also cured there. Then the passengers in the car said one after another that our cancer was cured there.

86. Liu Xiang, some people actually think that he should be more modest. He is already a world record holder. If I have to say it here, no, no, I can't run well. Some people may feel comfortable hearing this, but such modesty is actually a greater insult to others. This is unacceptable, and you are all disabled.

87. They all came from that era. The wasted years are always inseparable from the word "waste". During the "Cultural Revolution", I went to the countryside to play hemp rope, and later I became the mayor and played mahjong. Playing mahjong until your back is hunched is the true meaning of wasted time.

88. Will I join the Writers Association? If I can become the chairman if I go, I will go, and I will dissolve the Writers Association in the next second.

89. Even if I am a celebrity, I am still very clear, so high that Gao Xiaosong can’t beat Han Han, so I don’t like to be a judge.

——“It’s always cold at high places”, Han Han’s words surpassed Gao Xiaosong

90. Are you like a firecracker? The end result of being caught at once is cannon fodder.

91. Most of the sadness of a lovelorn person is not because of the departure of his lover, but because of his own sympathy and pity for his situation.

92. There are two types of logic in the world, one is logic and the other is Chinese logic.

93. Low-level taste is also fun, and it is never easy to entertain yourself.

94. I feel that I am very smart, and I think of others with ulterior motives, which is just a clumsy way to get ahead of myself. If something is clumsy based on their brains, how can I not know it?

95. Although I will not participate in any film and television performances, I am actually a good actor, but no one is qualified to direct me. Don't learn from me. If you ask me to do it all over again, I won’t be able to learn from myself.

96. Some people are so used to having ulterior motives that they feel that everyone in the world has ulterior motives.

97. In fact, whoever you are willing to take with you on a long journey is a good girl.

98. Regarding the driver’s mentality, I personally think that anyone who can survive in China has a very strong mentality and does not need separate mentality training.

99. Except for criminals, no one in this world is doing what they like. ---"His Country"

100. This is a kind of real idleness, so idle that outsiders look at it as if they are planning to do something big. ---"His Country"

101. First of all, he feels that he is a person who does big things and should not covet these small gains. This is not his character, but the most depressing thing is that since he has made a decision, there is no turning back. I tried to be greedy, but the result was that I was not greedy as always.

102. Don’t think that you are fashionable under the Eiffel Tower.------Han Han commented on Zhou Bichang’s MV

103. You think this milk tastes bad because you squeeze it Your milk tastes better? Do you think this egg doesn’t taste good because the eggs you lay taste better?----Han Han said he didn’t like Ba Jin and other famous artists. When he was criticized, Han Han said this.

104. It is always wrong to trample people to death.

105. I miss a certain year the most, when the air was free and fresh, the distant mountains and smoke, the dogs and the fields, I slept all summer long.

106. I want to say to him, the people you see and I are in the best time, we are all happy, and you left in the best time, this is the best time. Good thing. The beautiful scenery seems to be illusory and unreal, so what if it takes one more minute? You kept it, but I won't lose to you.

--Han Han's blog