Many people have read "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan". Many of the classic quotations by Ji Dajun are refreshing. Selected excerpts are as follows:

1. A gentleman who is not a party member will be in trouble. Someone helps me

2. I never do or accept favors; whenever it comes to standards, I do my part; the so-called prohibitions are of great importance.

3. Who grows hundreds of Xiaoxiao poles?

Accompanied by chants, they are called idle officials;

Don’t follow the coquettishness to compete for spring beauty,

Stay alone and stay alone until the cold weather comes.

4. Recalling the first time we met among the flowers, the red sleeves were half-covered and the pomegranate skirt was tied, so the slender jade fingers were secretly twisted, the golden threads of the two phoenixes;

The green phoenix tree, deep in the courtyard , who knows how long the love will last;

5. Pillow

Three paths away to return home in the middle of the night,

A bag of autumn colors and four screens of fragrance;

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I don’t feel the gold is gone before the bed,

It’s hard to teach the white hair to grow in front of the mirror.

6. Visitors come from the south of the Yangtze River.

When they come, the moon is waxing;

While traveling leisurely,

the three sights of light are clear and round;

The dawn follows the waning moon,

the evening follows the new moon;

Who says the moon is ruthless,

chasing each other thousands of miles away.

Part 1

1. Qianlong’s top line of smoke locking Liu Pond

A woman looked at the bottom line of cannon stack Zhenhai Tower

Ji Xiaolan's second line is "Pao Zhen Haicheng Tower"

2. When Qianlong went to the prison to see two ministers, he met his old friend after a long drought. (I won’t talk about He Shen’s story

) Ji Yun’s answer: A drop of dew comes out of a long drought, and an old friend and creditor meet in a foreign land.

3. During the exam, a student shouted, "I got the top prize in the exam!" Ji Yun said, "That's crazy. Fan Jin is crazy only if he gets the top prize in the exam.

That's good. If he doesn't, he'll be crazy. ” In fact, that student was the later actor Liu Quan.

4. Ji Yun named the emperor Jintian! He Shen said it would be tomorrow.

5. The names of the three dishes - you will understand it when you eat it, you will understand it when you look confused

6. Qianlong said angrily! It turns out that the true nature of a scholar is sex!

1. The second part is too much

1. Life is just a soiled bun, and adults are the stuffing of the bun.

2. Square platform, square platform, square, square, square, square, emperor

Long live grandpa, long live, long live, long live, long live He Shen

Flattery and (He) He (He) flattery, flattery, flattery, big flattery Ji Yun

3. Is the Qinghe River deeper or the Shahe River deeper?

Sha Heshen

4. Lao Ji, I have two skills, do you know?

He Er knows that there will be no descendants or grandsons

5. Killer: Which sect?

Xiaoyue: I have no faction

Killer: Emei faction? Which door?

Xiaoyue: Xuanwumen

Killer: Which hall?

Xiaoyue: Yuewei Thatched Cottage!

6. I am a pretty young girl who has been following you for so many years

Oops. . . To be married or not to be married, to be married or not to be married, to be a master or not to be a master, and a servant not to be a servant

Just take possession of it like a dog taking possession of everything

You should marry me

Afraid of people gossiping? Old cows eat young grass. At such an old age, it is not appropriate to marry a young girl

Just marry her off, he is reluctant to part with it

Oops. . . Just like that, no marriage, no marriage, no master, no servant

Oops. . .

What's the point of just wasting it like this?

7. When Ji Yun secretly smoked, the emperor came to tell people what he said. If you want to win the trust of others, you need to keep your word

Ji Yun was so hot that he treated smoke like fire because he smoked normally. If there is a fire, you should borrow smoke from the fire

8. Do you still remember the 17 orders of Ma Yili and Ji Yun?

The fragrance makes people feel quiet, the wine makes people feel far away,

The stone makes people feel interesting, the piano makes people feel quiet,

Tea makes people feel refreshed, and bamboo makes people feel cold.

The moon makes people lonely, chess makes people idle,

the stick makes people light, the water makes people empty,

the snow makes people feel empty, and the sword makes people sad ,

The futon makes people wither, the beauty makes people pity,

The monks make people dull, the flowers make people charming,

The gold and stone scenery makes people ancient.

9. The harp, the harp, the pipa, the eight kings with heads and horns

The four devils and monsters, the four little devils with different hearts

10. Zuo Qiuming has no beads in his eyes, but Zhao Zilong is full of courage!

11. In winter, He Shen and the Emperor realized that the old Emperor Ji said that it was difficult to read the Book of Confucius when his eyelids fell to the ground.

When Ji Yun woke up, he yawned and dreamed of the Duke of Zhou

12. Lotus roots are obtained from lotus, and apricots are obtained without plum blossoms

13. Tai Chi Liang Yi gives birth to four elephants and a spring night is worth a thousand gold in one moment

14. Thousands of talented people from thousands of mountains and rivers in the south of the Yangtze River There is a saint in every day and place in Saibei

15. He Shen flatters the emperor and his kindness is as deep as the sea. The emperor is as loyal to his ministers as a mountain

Ji Yun adds a word and asks He Shen. The loyalty of a minister is as heavy as a mountain

16. The emperor was reluctant to part with Ji Yun and said that I think Ji Xiaolan is somewhere between crazy and not crazy, so dismissal from office is also between dismissal and not

dismissal. I'm leaving. Are you here reciting the Three Character Sutra?

17. Heshen said in a bad way, haha, this time Doctor Hong has become Hong Erniu, hahahaha

18. Heshen: I am He Er!

Ji Xiaolan: Oh! And two! Are you still killing pigs?

Heshen: What about killing pigs! I am Heji, He Zhongtang!

Ji Xiaolan: Pig intestines? I don’t want pig intestines. If you have pig trotters, please send some to our store.

19. A fire broke out in the Ministry of Water, and Jin Shangshu started a large-scale construction project

What is the image of the northerners in the south and the central hall?

The third part

1. Shen sang Come on, come on, look inside! What does sex mean with a knife on the head? You can understand it at a glance. What does immorality mean? It’s all there! Who wants to see it? queue! Then a bunch of men started lining up

2. He Shen said that Ji Yun was embarrassed by grinding in circles with his bare buttocks. That's so annoying and fat! anger! ! ! !

3. Heshen: I’ll give you 50,000 taels, right?

Ji Xiaolan: (eyes turned green) That’s enough, that’s enough, but. . . .

Heshen: But what

Ji Xiaolan: But you gave my brother 50,000 taels, what will my sister do?

Heshen: Do you still have a sister? ! OK, I’ll give you another 50,000!

Ji Xiaolan: I have 8 sisters. . . . . . .

4. Accompany? I'll squat with you in the latrine. I'll accompany you. Five hundred taels, right? I’ll give you another five hundred taels! I’ll give you five more

one hundred taels! Ministry of Justice! If you want to calculate how much a human life is worth, I will accompany you for the fifteen hundred taels! I, Lao Ji, will accept this account

! Xingbu! You just can’t!

5. He Er said with a sad face: "Old Ji, you and I have been together for many years. You saw me about to take rat poison, but you didn't stop me. Why are you so vicious and evil? How vicious!"

Lao Ji: "Ah, the disappointment in people's hearts has made you even more tired of the world, so let's just stop it now."

He Er: "No. , when I discovered that your villain’s heart was so vicious, it inspired my fighting spirit even more. I can’t let your conspiracy succeed. Don’t even think about it if you want me to take rat poison!”

6. The third part has the same pairings as in the second part, but some parts have been changed. This is the match for Dexiang

The kindness of a king is as deep as the ocean, and the loyalty of a minister is as heavy as a mountain

7. Ji Xiaolan, you are a gangster, you are a complete gangster scholar! Haha, this is a good sentence.

8. When Ji Xiaolan said to wait and see, Master Gu came. Miss Lu said - Master Rabbit!

9. He Shen wrote a couplet for Wenxianglou. Wenxiang got off his horse and went to bed in the dark.

Part 4

1. As mentioned above, there are classics. That sentence and two said. Why is it always me who gets hurt?

The first time I heard it, I was shocked. I think this sentence does not fit in Ji Xiaolan. . . .

2. Ji Xiaolan, you are simply a scoundrel, you are a super scoundrel!

It was in the first episode, and I was deeply shocked when I listened to it for the first time. This doesn't seem to match either. . .

3. Ji Yun said hurriedly: Your Majesty, her surname is Mei, and she is gone.

4. Huang Sanye composed a poem with snow. The sky and the earth are blurred, and there are dark holes in the well. Yellow dogs have white bodies, while white dogs have swollen bodies.

5. Two white men asked and two came out one, two, three, four and five

And two pairs of tea were boiled in water

Another white man came out and bent over badly It’s shrimp (servant)

He Er pair of white cubes is sweet potato

He Er “I’m so talented.”

6. A beautiful woman is here The three of them looked on stupidly, and He Er even spilled tea.

Huang: Did you see it?

He Er: I saw it. . . .

Huang: What does it look like?

He Er: A peerless beauty. . .

Huang: It’s a dream, it’s just like a dream. Do you know what I want you two to do now?

He Er: Master, I understand. Find out what her real name is, what her pen name is, where she lives, and what her background is

Huang: So smart

He Er: I'll do it right away. I'm going to find the city patrol officer now. Shi, we need to find Yin Quan of Shuntian Prefecture. Check her out.

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Ji: Okay! Is that your method of arresting fugitive human traffickers?

7. Buck teeth said: Ye Gong Yue Rabbit, you are my little rabbit. Xiaoyue said I was about to vomit. . .

8. Ji Xiaolan and Buck-Toothed Couple

Lao Ji appeared in the sky with a full moon and a half moon on the ground.

Buck-Toothed Couple this year The end of the year, the beginning of the next year, the end of the year, the end of the year, the end of the year, the end of the year, and the new year's end

9. Lao Ji appears again, sitting north and facing south, eating watermelon rinds and throwing them eastward

Buck teeth, thinking, reading, turn left, turn page right

Historically, it was Dai Zhen who asked Lao Ji, and the second couplet was originally written by Ji Yun. This TV series changed it.

10. This time, buck teeth went out to pawn something in the east and pawn something in the west

Lao Ji read about spring and autumn, read about spring and autumn and read about spring and autumn

This time in history Originally it was the emperor who came out, and Ji Yun was right. The TV series changed it again. But the change was quite coincidental.

11. Lao Ji comes out again. The upper hook is for the old and the lower hook is for the exam. The old exam is for the child to be born and the child to be born until the exam is old

Buck teeth are great for one person and the other is heaven

It is a favor that one person is bigger than the other day.

12. The pigs and vegetables in the garden are beaten with a stick and the water flows.

13. If you lose with buck teeth, you will say that I will not live anymore, I will. Martyred!

Those who buy dried fruits, I hate you!

Ji Yun said, "I've heard of people who sacrificed their lives for love, but I haven't heard of people who sacrificed their lives for marriage."

14. It’s hard to say, it’s not good to say it, it’s good not to say it.