1. Yuan Shu thinks that the title of emperor, like our trademark under the market economy, should be registered first. He thought that he registered the trademark of the Emperor first, and others could do nothing about it. Unexpectedly, he became the target of public criticism.
2. What about Liu Bang? At this moment, two girls, one left and one right, are waiting to wash their feet. Maybe like us modern people, we also do some foot massage or something.
3. Cao Cao's first official position was the northern governor of Luoyang County, equivalent to the deputy county public security bureau chief.
4. "Because all the governors who make up the coalition are in the east of Hanguguan, this unit is also called the Kanto Coalition, the Kanto Coalition and the Kanto Rebel Army ~ ~ ~ referred to as the' Kwantung Army' (-! ! ! )"
5. Cao Cao is short, about the same as me. Compared with Zhuge Liang's ratio of 1.84 meters, it can only be regarded as unqualified and defective products.
6. The so-called empty plan was also made up ... Zhuge Liang moved a piano, put an incense burner, called two children, and sang karaoke on the rostrum ... e ... Sima Yi thought it was a trick when he saw Zhuge Liang playing the piano and said, "I'm going to Kara, will you accompany me?" ~! "
7. Yuan Shang and Yuan concluded: "Why don't you invite that boy Gongsun Kang to drink and make friends with him at the banquet!" Gongsun Kang added here: "Why don't I invite them to drink and cook at the banquet ..." As a result, Gongsun Kang cooked them!
8. Wu Zetian took the old boat ticket and boarded the luxury yacht harem again.
9. Before the Qing Dynasty entered the customs, the generals all knew about the Three Kingdoms, and printed one thousand copies of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which were distributed to the generals as internal documents. ...
10. By the way, Jiang Gan is also very wronged-he didn't steal any books at all, and he is not ugly, and he is also a handsome boy, because Zhou Yu is a handsome boy and his friend ... usually a handsome boy.
1 1. Xiang Yu is so human and liked by girls. I'm afraid all the girls at that time would marry Xiang Yu.
12. At that time, Jiangdong people called Sun Ce "Sun Lang" and Zhou Yu "Zhou Lang". Lang is a young man, which means praising beauty. So "Sun Lang" means "Sun Handsome Boy" and "Zhou Handsome Boy" means ... Handsome guys like beauty, so Sun Ce and Zhou Yu married the two most beautiful girls at that time ... It can be said that Zhou Yu is proud of the battlefield, officialdom, love and games ... Anyway, I am envious!
13. If someone annoys you, jump on it, bite it and hold it. What's this, crab! Han Xin is definitely not a crab.
14. I am employed by you. I am loyal to your plan. If you don't listen to my idea, bye-bye, I'm going to change my boss.
15. Baby, come back, okay? Stop fooling around and come back with me ... (Cao Cao advised his wife to go home)
16. It's good that Liu Bei dares to escape. He is like a mouse on a ship. He always seems to be the first to find out which ship will capsize ... first, he fought Yuan Shao with Gongsun Zan, then he fought Lu Bu with Cao Cao, and then he fought Cao Cao with Yuan Shao. ...
17. Emperor Huan and Lingdi are not suitable to be emperors ... Lingdi's hobbies are literature and architecture. He is very good at architecture. He did research all day, and as a result, he built a tap water system in the palace! Moreover, he also wants to promote his scientific research achievements in the city, announcing that all the people in the city should drink tap water-you are the emperor, not the sewer!
18. This makes us feel that Yuan Shao seems to have a genius. He must not listen to any correct opinions that are beneficial to him, and he must listen to any wrong opinions that are unfavorable to him. That's weird.
19. Cao Cao said to the princes: "Now is the best time to destroy Dong Zhuo-Dong Zhuo burned Luoyang and hijacked the emperor, which can basically be positioned as a terrorist organization."
20. "What should Chao Cuo do at this time? He should be a man with his tail between his legs. He didn't! Today's reform and tomorrow's reform are like stirring a dung stick, which will upset the court. " "It is necessary to cut the princes, but it is not as urgent as you Chao Cuo."
2 1. The imperial court sent people to investigate the king of Wu, but no weapons of mass destruction were found.
22. Cao Cao's so-called "reclaiming wasteland" is the militarization of lifestyle; Tian is a centralized mode of production. This is a very clever policy! It is equivalent to that Cao Cao established a production and construction corps more than 1700 years ago! "
23. Cao Cao likes beauty. Everywhere I go, I like to "hug the grass and shoot rabbits" and collect some beautiful women and so on!
24. "Yuan Shao wants to establish a new king. Once I asked Cao Cao to have a drink. After drinking, he took out a jade seal, probably carved by Yuan Shao himself, and discussed it with Cao Cao (weighing it with one hand and whispering with the other):' Look ... this thing, ah ... how about it, let's do it ~ ~' "
25. Yuan Shao gathers guests at home all day. In today's words, he runs salons and parties, and the traffic is busy and crowded. This incident caught the attention of the authorities at that time.