1. A sister is a sister and has never been surpassed.

2. The Tianshan Child Mother looks great on the outside, but there are 365 cracks in her heart. Each crack is written with the four characters of spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the vicissitudes of life are astonishing.

3. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

4. Rich people eventually get married.

5. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Just ride a pig into the sky.

6. Life is nothing more than making others smile, and occasionally making others smile.

7. Master, please forgive me! After a long, long time, Master, please forgive me!

8. First couplet: The heroes of the world have come to bow their heads. Become a vassal. Second line: A chaste and virtuous woman in the world comes in and takes off her clothes and skirts. Horizontal comment: Heaven and earth are righteous.

9. You love to take advantage so much. If you had taken advantage of others, you would have been paraplegic long ago!

10. Girls in the world always think that they are proud princesses ( Except for a few extremely ugly and a few extremely smart girls). ——

11. When I get angry, winter will come; when I get angry in winter, I will become a man in long johns.

12. I love you with both truth and dare.

13. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 20 years!

14. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

15. Why is your voice so small? You shouldn't be here. You should go to a school for the deaf.

16. Review = do not fail the subject, do not review = fail the subject, so, review + do not review = do not fail the subject + fail the subject, mention the common factor, (1 + no) review = (no + 1) To fail a class is to make an appointment, so review = fail a class. Damn it, the truth was born

17. I have never become an excellent college student, relying on my strong character!

18. Look at a beautiful girl, and there is no way to strike up a conversation. There is a brick on the side of the road. Pick it up and step forward. Classmate, you dropped it, right?