Selected classic lines from "Garfield"

Garfield is the happiest cat in the world. It is cynical and lazy. In addition to sleeping and eating, which it loves, all day long. There is nothing to do. Here's the thing: life couldn't be better for Garfield, and everyone seems to love him. More classic lines can be found on the Classic Quotes for Fresh Graduates website.

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Garfield is an orange, fuzzy, tabbycat born in the kitchen of an Italian restaurant and immediately ate all the pasta and lasagnain sight, thus developing his love and obsession for lasagna. Garfield hates exercise. He is known for saying breathing is exercise.

Garfield is an orange, fluffy striped cat. He was born in the kitchen of a pasta restaurant. As a newborn, he ate every pasta and lasagna in sight! This led to his later love affair with lasagna. Garfield hated exercise. He famously said: Breathing is exercise.

In addition to being portrayed as lazy and fat, Garfield is also pessimistic, sadistic, cynical, sarcastic, sardonicand a bit obnoxious. He enjoys destroying things, maulingthe mailman, tormenting Odie, kicking Odie off the table; he also makes snide comments, usually about Jon's inability to get a date. Though Garfield can be very cynical, he does have a soft side for his teddy bear, Pooky, food and sleep.

Besides being portrayed as lazy A fat cat, Garfield is also a negative, pessimistic, acerbic, and somewhat disgusting cat. It not only likes to destroy things, bully the postman, and torture Odie (kicking Odie off the table). He also often takes digs at Jon and laughs at his unsuccessful dates. Although Garfield looks cynical, he also has a soft spot in his heart. Garfield loves his teddy bear and Pooky, and likes to eat and sleep.

　Garfield Said... Garfield Quotes

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard &Visa.

Money is not everything, and sometimes a credit card is needed.

　One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　Everyone should love animals because they are so tasty.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

To save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

Your current dreams determine your future, so go to sleep for a while.

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?

Hard work will never kill anybody! But I won't prove it myself.

"Work fascinatesme." I can look at it for hours!

Work is so fun! Especially watching others work.

When two's company, three's the result!

The state of two people is unstable, but three people are! (The result of a lonely man and a widow must be the birth of a third person.)

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

The more you learn, the more you know; the more you know, the more you forget; the more you forget, the less you know. So why should we study.

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