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1. Left eye jump-peach blossom! The right eye jumps-chrysanthemums bloom.

2. whoever dares to rob my man, I dare to dig her ancestral grave.

3. hey! Good people don't live long, so I'll be a bad person.

4. Andersen is dead, fairy tales are gone, but there is a lot of bullshit.

5. Over time, you can not only have love, but also have children sometimes.

6. A man looks like a telephone, and he was beaten when he went out.

7. Sex is empty. Tonight, I want to be empty.

8. Sir, why do you always wander between stupid A and stupid C?

9. It's not that I don't believe you. What I don't believe is myself.

1. how could you be so careless to put your name in my heart and not take it away?

11. I can't promise her future, but I can only break her hand bit by bit.

12. I can't do much, but I'm always there when you need me.

13. Nothing is hard. I don't believe in happiness. I believe in you.

14. I love you as firmly as you don't love me.

15. As long as one doesn't want anything anymore, one can put everything down.

16. Build one's own road, dig someone else's road, and let others build the road with me.

17. Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and if she has more money, she will be as red as you.

18. All shall be well that ends well, but those who have no money will suffer all their lives.

19. What you say is better than singing, but what you do is not as good as singing.

2. No lover is a waste, but many lovers are animals.

21. Peacock flies southeast, wandering in five miles, and wandering in five miles.

22. Earning money from selling cabbage and selling white powder.

23. People attract bees to attract butterflies, but you try your best to attract flies

24. Life is like opening a plug-in. If you open it successfully, you will succeed directly. If you don't open it successfully, you will die directly.

25. My whistle is a bright song, but everyone thinks it is noise.

26. Your teeth are just like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

27. I met all the extraordinary things, but I never met the ordinary you.

28. The world is like a noisy farce, and no one can change anything.

29. I have been here all the time, with a full smile and a little grievance.

3. Is it out of love or unwilling to love you so persistently?

31. It's always like this. I remember too little and forget too much.

32. If there is no separation, there is nothing attached to growth.

33. Everyone has his own destiny, and everything has nothing to do with others.

34. The most taboo thing in a failed relationship is to never forget.

35. Love is only a person's business, and you know it well.

36. The scorching sun has no pity on my sadness, and dazzles me to make me blind.

37. Still walking, just in the opposite direction to time.

38. The so-called life depends on who you meet.

39. When the road is rough, shout, and then go on.

4. Why can't Baidu search for you again?

41. You waste air when you are alive, land when you are dead, and RMB when you are half dead.

42. It is his creativity that God made you. It is your courage to live in this world.

43. I wrote my thoughts about you in the toilet and left them for those flies.

44. You said in the mirror that you wanted warmth, but the realistic people loved alienation.

45. When remembering, there is a moment of pain, helplessness and despair.

46. In this way, we accompany you to laugh, question, grow up and mature.

47. drown yourself in a noisy sea of people, day after day, year after year.

48. It's like never waiting for tomorrow separately, just like never leaving that year.

49. Watching fireworks is a lonely gesture, even if a group of people do it together.

5. I learned to smile with a mask, even if I am not happy.

51. so lost, I have grown up, so lonely, I have grown up.

52. Sometimes, the sunshine is very warm, which makes me feel that my life is very long.

53. Living in this moment, we are all intact.

54. I don't know, how to love you and look at you is my only way.

55. Actually, I never told you that I like you very much and don't want to lose you.

56. Sometimes it's sunny, and sometimes it's dark. This is life.

57. But life is like a road. You must walk out of the bustling scenery in the desolation.

58. The words misery and life are too big and too heavy for me to touch.

59. Silence is a sign of growth, and a sign of maturity is how to be silent.