Funny Graduation Farewell Messages Funny Graduation Farewell Messages from Classmates Funny Graduation Farewell Messages

.If you want to leave, just tell me

If you don’t tell me, how will I know that you want to leave?

Could it be that I won’t let you go if you tell me?

There is no way I won’t let you go

I will tell you:

It’s a good journey!

2. If I didn’t know you, I might not be so unlucky!

Wish you early arrival in bliss

Address: Universe Town, Global Village

Blood type: Ask the Mosquito

3. If you are a shooting star, I will wait for you;

If you were a satellite, I would install you;

It’s a pity that you are a gorilla, so I can only visit you in the zoo.

4. Boys like you are so rare,

But it’s hard to handle all boys like you.

It’s up to you. (Applicable to boys)

5. Do everything calmly,

Do everything calmly,

Do everything Remember God.

Wherever you go, don’t tell others that you are crazy!

6. You are so handsome and cool that it is beyond description.

If I lose you, my intestines will turn green.

I will lose my courage in life, and study will no longer be possible.

Emotions will no longer be sweet, and the earth will have no gravity. ,

In short, there is only one sentence left, I can’t live without you!

7. Name: Damn! Don’t know how to look at photos? Who is the editor-in-chief of this classmate record? I will kill him! !

Gender: See photos! Is the editor-in-chief of the classmate record out of his mind? Isn’t it clear from the photos?

Blood type: I don’t know...don’t do experiments on me! !

Hobbies: Too many. The number of hobbies that turned Bill Gates' money into one dollar is probably not as many as mine. However, my favorite... As we all know, what children in the 21st century like most is of course going to Internet cafes!

Constellation: ***, why are you asking in such detail? (If the person who recruited your classmate is of the same sex as you), you wouldn't be a gay maniac, right?

(If the person you recruit for your classmate is of the opposite sex to you), I am not handsome, so don’t ask me to be your husband/wife...

Date of birth: For my body Just to be on the safe side, take a look at the horoscope and take a guess.

Dream: Swallow the sun in one gulp in summer, and pull it out like shit in winter.

Of course, there is also ￥￥￥, it is best to drown me (Golden Sea).

Play games for a century! ! Until the sun is destroyed! !

Speciality: I can’t observe myself, I have no brains.

Mantra:..., my choice is Bike (reprinted by Jay Chou's absolute famous saying)/

..., you listen to me in 2005 (reprinted by Li Yuchun's absolute famous saying)/

..., I'm angry (reposting Rock Lee's absolute famous saying)/

..., don't say I'm a loser again! (Reposting an absolute quote from Naruto Uzumaki).

Favorite Celebrity: Do you even need to ask? Who is the most popular nowadays? ~! ·#￥￥…………——*(*—)(……—*……—￥……￥##￥(There are too many, so I won’t give examples one by one, otherwise people will be jealous because of their love for others. ).

Dreams:

I have nothing to say to you.

I just wish you smooth sailing and sacrifice along the way;

8. I wish you all the best. You always smile (you deserve to die)!

9. Message from the "Genius":

Even if————, you still————

Although————, but————

If————, we still————

Because————, so————

(My own idea)

May our friendship last forever!

10. To be honest, you are quite a nice person.

You are very good-looking and have a good figure.

No matter whether we meet in the future or not,

But I will always bless you!

Dear, I have a message for you:

Die early and be reincarnated early!

11. Squad leader: Brother, take care of your journey and be safe. This is my last order to you, even though you have never heard an order from me in the four years you have been under my command.

Tablemate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over and I never have to sit with you again!

Music class representative: You must not sing after graduation! I am not afraid that you will attract wolves.

I am afraid that you will sing wolves to extinction. I am not trying to scare you. The songs you sing can scare wolves to death!

The squad leader’s last message: Let’s not see each other again, let’s say goodbye forever!

English class representative: If you have the chance to see foreigners, be sure not to talk to them.

Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand the English you speak. !

12. It is another season full of sorrow of farewell, but now the communication is so developed, with the Internet and telephones

I won’t leave you a message!

1 Now I am far away, crying in front of my face, not knowing what I mean (draw another crying expression)

2 There was once a sincere friendship in front of me, but I did not cherish it , now, at the time of separation, I feel "extremely" painful. If God gives me another chance, I will say: "Let us be together." If I have to add a deadline...another year is enough! However, I hope that 8 of us will have tutoring~~~

3 I hope that you will continue to be funny to the end

I graduated last year

Let me write you some suggestions

Funny:

Classic Graduation Message

We are the swords that occasionally pass through the rivers and lakes...

I hope that they will run away. It’s just time

I will have a wife later! !

Eat fat every day and be a groom every night.

Marry a rich man!

I wish everything goes well

Come to my house to graze the sheep when you have time

A female classmate gave me a sentence. I don’t know if it is a compliment or a scolding: " Apart from your bright and carefree smile, you are nothing but good!”

Today’s separation is for a better reunion in the future.

In the scene of love and death, Lord Grim, how many people have fought in ancient times?

Professional, there is no other way

A boy left a message to me: Girls like you are so rare, but it is too difficult to handle all girls like you. . It's up to you.

Whenever you see a handsome guy in the future, think of me

The relationship with you can be described by the curve of a higher-order equation...

Message from the head teacher: With you The relationship can be described by the curve of a higher-order equation...

A message from my best friend in college:

For four years, we went to and from get out of class together, went to the library together, and prepared together Cheating notes, skipping classes to dance together, playing pranks on boys together, going shopping and watching movies together, buying cheap clothes together, and then wearing them together to show off on the school's tree-lined avenues...

My dear, is there anyone more congenial than us?

When I was in the first year of junior high school, I wrote a graduation album because I was divided into classes. I just read it and a classmate said this:

See you in twenty years, you will see I am a handsome person in a suit and tie. Maybe you would like me at that time, but I would not necessarily fall in love with you. You sang so beautifully that I mistakenly thought you were Yang Mian.

Note : Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school.

It’s hard to imagine that it was written by a boy who was only 12 or 3 years old. Haha

A fellow student who graduated in the same year in college Gift:

My life ideal: one acre of land, two cows, wife and children on the hot bed!

I hope I can be your child’s godfather in a few years!

An old cousin from Jiangxi gave a gift and said: The branches and leaves will bloom, and blessings will be brought to the descendants!

A friend from Shanxi said: A talented man must be accompanied by a beautiful woman!

When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female classmate who was studying liberal arts: The right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life.

It was previously rumored that she worked as a mannequin for an art teacher. I thought she was naked. . . . .

Wu Shanqing, Yue Shanqing

The green mountains on both sides of the Taiwan Strait greet each other

Farewell sentiments from classmates in General Guan

A message from me, a classmate Meng: best wishes You have delicious food every day

If you get divorced, you must think of me!

I love you

Remember that I am your friend forever!

When we were in junior high school, everyone encouraged us: Where there is a will, there is a way. Bai Er Qin Guan finally belongs to Chu

When I was in high school, I said with great pride: Welcome to Huairen Hall as a guest in twenty years' time

University, haha, it's a bit sour:

The farewell banquet is over, and the song of departure begins

Broken bridge and lonely mountain are now farewell

Old Yan returns with new mud in his mouth,

Ask you When will the honor return?

The mountains are beautiful and the ponds are clear and clear

I have always been there for the past four years.

When I leave, I must have the ambition to serve the country.

Don’t forget the spring breeze and the rain. Affection!

You often say that people need to be respectful, but why are you always so cruel to me?

With popularity, love comes with it~~~

Junior high school: Never bully Weak, otherwise the pain of being bullied will inspire the desire for revenge.

A female classmate was retained

But until now, I haven’t figured it out.

From beginning to end, you go from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don’t lose heart, you are still saved.

After four years of knowing each other, you left gently, not taking away any good things, but leaving behind a piece of shit. It stinks, it stinks!

Don’t forget your old classmates when you get rich!

A female classmate who has never noticed:

This feeling can be remembered as a memory

It was just that I was at a loss at the time

Graduation from high school Leave a message, a pervert said to me:

"Love you until marriage"

Elementary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (haha, so silly)

The messages from junior high school are all long and touching. I was moved when I read them, but now I can’t remember a single sentence.

High school: The sky is still calm, the birds have flown over, and my heart is still waiting for you

I didn’t even think about leaving messages in college, and it was too late to find a job

I didn’t seem to be very sensible when I was in elementary school;

In junior high school, everyone wrote an essay;

It was amazing in high school. It was such a tight time to prepare for the exam, but as long as I asked others to write it after a few days, I would get it back with several pages, mainly comments on me, which was very touching.

Among them, "Every time you hear the sound of silence, you will think of me" is very harmful. Every time you hear it, you will think of her. Depressed...

I want to write about it in college~~ I have no chance, no time, and no mood.

Remember to see handsome guys looking for me and playing cards with me~

I probably should probably never forget you

The path to the mountain of books is diligence, and the sea of ??learning is the path. The boat is boundless and hard to work on.

Wandering is not only the eve of young people’s progress toward maturity, but it can also become a turning point for young people’s regression and decadence.

The main obstacle to understanding the truth is not false knowledge, but specious truth.

A fool prefers the talent of a scholar, a wise man prefers the diligence of a scholar, a lazy man prefers the preciousness of gold, and a diligent person prefers the value of time.

Frustration also has a dual nature. It can put people to death, or it can make people put themselves to death and survive.

The punishment for a liar is not that no one believes him, but that he can no longer trust anyone.

Suffering is a stepping stone for geniuses, a fortune for capable people, and an abyss for the weak.

You cannot live twice, but many people are not good at spending even one time.

Dissatisfaction is the upward wheel.

Taking Zhao Benshan’s Xiaocao lines~! ~!

Have everyone left?

Are those who go to school also gone?

Have those who work left?”----

Graduation All gone~!~

Then I will start writing

In the days without you,