1. Boss lady: What is your goal?

Guo Furong: Be a peerless heroine.

Lady Boss: Why mention it so far away? Let’s talk about something close.

Guo Furong: Increase wages.

Boss lady: This one is further than the previous one.

2. Guo Furong praised Xing Captou: He is truly the tyrant of Qixia Town! Li Dazui: Who is that mother?

　

3. "Who can avoid being stabbed in the rivers and lakes? Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder has miraculous effects both internally and externally. After being stabbed, apply a pack of it, and it will be better." If you want to get stabbed a second time, take a pack of Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder, a powder for youth, a powder for friendship, designated nutritional supplement by Huashan Lunjian, and can be found in all major drug stores and hospitals in this town. All are sold. When purchasing, please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark, croak, croak..."

4. Furong: Do you choose the person who likes you, or the person you like?

Boss lady: What are you looking at?

Furong: You must choose what you like!

Boss lady (sorry): How did you see it?

Furong: Because no one likes you!

6. Bai Zhantang: If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, you treat me as HELLO KITTY

7. Guo Furong: Definitely and definitely!

8. Yan Xiaoliu: Help me take care of my seventh uncle and grandpa! !

9. Close the door and let Xiao Guo go!

10. Shopkeeper Tong: My scholar is a scholar who is smart, capable, and of high quality and low price!

11. Scholars: Confucius once said, knowledge is power!

12. It must be certain and must be very, extremely and special, sentimental and touching, must be necessary and indispensable in person Personally and personally, after looking back and in the future, right now and at this moment, I deny, object, and deny type A, type B, type O, type AB...

13. Tong Xiangyu: I was wrong, I was really wrong, I was wrong from the beginning. I should not have married. If I had not married, my husband would not have died. If my husband had not died, I would not have come to this sad place. If I had not come to this sad place, I would not have died. Open this store; if I didn’t open this store, I wouldn’t have met you; if I hadn’t met you, this wouldn’t have happened.

14. I love God and God~! My mother-in-law, godmother and mother-in-law~~~!

15. Tong Xiangyu: "Miss Jin, what is your surname?" The surname is Tong, Tong Xiangyu's jade!

16. Tong Xiangyu: If God can give me another chance, I want to say three words to Li Dazui: Put less salt!!!!!!

17. Furong Spring couplets——) First couplet: After the Year of the Monkey, it is the Year of the Rooster. Second couplet: After the Year of the Rooster, it is the Year of the Dog. Hengbiao: After one year, it is a year!

Scholar: "Then why don't you let me write Spring Festival couplets?"

Boss lady: "Your handwriting is too thin and not festive. I will let you write it again on Qingming Festival!" ”

18. Capt. Xie investigated Bai Zhantang: “Who is your mother?” Bai Zhantang said: “My mother is the one who gave birth to me!”

19. Shopkeeper Tong: Uh-huh. Heaven, God, God, God and God...

20. Shopkeeper Tong: Don’t mistake the policeman for a cadre!

21. In order to stay, Shi Niang gave shopkeeper Tong one hundred taels of silver, but everyone despised shopkeeper Tong?

Everyone was angrily: "I gave you one hundred taels of silver! ”

Shopkeeper Tong: “As soon as I see the money, I feel dizzy... Am I blinded by the money?”

Everyone: "That's so true!"

Shopkeeper Tong: "..."

Everyone: "Are you ashamed?"

< p> Shopkeeper Tong lowered his head: "Ashamed...(then raised his head and smiled) ashamed, but happy"