Stephen Chow’s classic lines and funny dialogues
1. Actually, I am an actor. (The King of Comedy)
2. Flying is the flying of Xiao Li’s flying knives, and the knife is the knife of Xiao Li’s flying knives. (Domestic Lingling Paint)
3. I took You (Westward Journey)
4. Go back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous. (Shaolin Football)
5. My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless, like the Yellow River that is flooding out of control. (The Deer and the Cauldron)
6. Can you have some professionalism! (King of Comedy)
7. Even chickens are patriotic! (Jigong)
8. In ancient times, it was said that Yun Chang played chess and scraped bones to heal his wounds. Today, I am watching 007 A and taking bullets. (Domestic Lingling Lacquer)
9. The three masters of the same town and two li did not know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Changes, but they were very bold in teaching seven or eighty-nine people. Nine out of ten families were poor, and they still managed to scrape together eight or seven cents. Six points, five cents and four cents, half-hearted and half-hearted (Tang Bohu points to autumn fragrance)
11. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't need it? Need it? (Westward Journey)
12. Humans are born from human beings, monsters are born from monsters. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a monster, but a human monster? (Westward Journey)
13. What is your mother’s surname? (Westward Journey)
14. Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this? (Westward Journey)
15. Even a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper have their uses. (Domestic Lingling Paint)
16. Do you think I can’t find you if I hide here? It's useless. No matter where an outstanding man like you is, he stands out like a firefly in the night. Your melancholy eyes, thin beard, amazing knife skills, and that glass of Dry martine, You will always be my unique and graceful pork prince. (Domestic Lingling Paint)
17. Da Vinci: I found a part-time job doing research at the Central Mental Hospital. Question: What are you responsible for?
Da Vinci Q&A: Being studied! (Domestic Lingling Paint)
18. I am the embodiment of both beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry—— Tang Bohu. (Tang Bohu points to Qiuxiang)
19. I earn hundreds of thousands per second, will I go play football with you? (Shaolin Football)
20. Sir, you have a sky-high bone in your forehead and a spiritual light in your eyes. You are reincarnated as an immortal and a god descends to earth. I am finally waiting for you. Don’t leave. Even if I reveal the secret, disaster is inevitable. But I am destined to show you a full picture even if I have to take great risks. (God of Cookery)
21. The alkaline water surface has not been submerged in cold water, so the noodles are full of alkaline water flavor. The fish balls also don’t have a fishy taste, but in order to hide it, you specially added curry sauce and wanted to make it into curry fish balls. But this is too naive, because you don’t cook it for enough time, and the flavor of the curry is only on the surface and does not penetrate into the inside at all. When the fish balls are put into the soup, they will be diluted. A good curry fish ball will make you have neither fish flavor nor curry flavor. Fail! I haven’t picked the radish, there are too many tendons, it’s a failure! The pork skin was overcooked and there was no bite, so it was a failure! The pig's blood is so pulpy that it falls apart as soon as you pinch it. It's a failure within a failure! The worst part is the large intestine. It has not been cleaned at all and there is still a piece of shit. Did you make a mistake? Hey, there is shit. Hey, there is shit. Have you seen it? Hey, there is a piece of shit! (God of Cookery)
22. In this drama, she fully demonstrated the sadness and frustration of a wife abandoned by her husband. She can act in all aspects, including eyes, expressions, movements and behaviors. The film is meticulous and penetrating, especially the action of throwing off the horse at the end, which is more able to express post-modernism and a strong accusation against this society. (Ouchi Secret Agent Linglingfa)
23. In fact, I am a prankster who changes the social atmosphere, enchants thousands of girls, stimulates the movie market, and improves the connotation of young people. I am a graceful and graceful prankster. The name is Gu Jing, and the English name is Jing Koo! (Tricky Expert)
24. Let me introduce you to Pizzad’s boyfriend. His hair style is bad and ugly, he has little money, has never read a book, and his sexual ability is so-so, but he is considered a talented person. La. Haha... (The King of Thousand Kings 2000)
25. Ah Shui is famous for picking up countless girls and is a thorn in the side of all us men. His elegant figure exudes seductive charm that all girls find irresistible. With his heart-breaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, they will all be melted by his gentle eyes. He is universally recognized as the love saint of the neighborhood and the soul of Lucky Tea Restaurant. Everyone knows him - Prince Egg Tower. .
(One-stop fortune)
26. He is arrogant, but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire given by God to mankind to perfection, and burn out fires that can be called The super dish of the art of fire, is he the incarnation of a god? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title - the God of Food! (God of Cookery)
27. Is this true? ! What you said cannot be ignored! good! I am Tang Bohu, the embodiment of both beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry! (Tang Bohu points to Qiuxiang)
28. Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job. My real identity is a graduate student. (Shaolin Football)
29. Sir: I have a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest. If someone blocks me, I will kill someone, if I block Buddha, I will kill Buddha! (Tang Bohu lights the autumn incense)
30. The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, and his dharma name is Mengwei. Amitabha, I come with the wind and go with the wind... (God of Cookery)
31. Wow, wow, wow~~~Okay! To be honest, little brother, I am Zhou Botong, the little nymphomaniac known as Yushu Linfengsheng Pan An, and a plum flower crushing the begonia!
32. With your wisdom, can I fool you?
33. I am not afraid to tell you that I have seen flying saucers since I was a kid, which is what the world calls UFO. Do you understand UFOs? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness Monster, and I chatted and played guessing games with the Bigfoot in the Himalayas. In addition, I have been playing roller coasters every morning and evening since I was a child. I also play the pirate ship in the morning, the roller coaster in the evening, and the pirate ship in the evening. I have tried it many times, I tell you. (Returning to Soul Night)
34. Ah! Master's thinking is really as powerful as sailing against the current. He is so powerful that he deserves to be king with his ideas.
35. Good! He stuffed it in without thinking. He was worthy of being a slutty man. I love you! ! !
36. It is our responsibility as citizens to eliminate violence and maintain good behavior, and it is also my own interest to do good deeds and accumulate virtue, so I help the old lady cross the road once a week, and I also do it three or four times on Sundays and public holidays.
37. Wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the God in the Box, or the Box God for short! (Tricky Expert)
38. Good deeds have good causes, evil deeds have bad retributions, the laws of nature are cyclical, and God is fair. I once caught a dragon rooster by mistake. Today, the emperor caught me. It is indeed educational. I The admiration for the emperor is like the endless flow of a surging river, and like the overflowing of the Yellow River, which is out of control.
(The Deer and the Cauldron)
39. His martial arts skills are called the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths. The Bodhisattva shakes his head in fear and splits the golden light, thunder and lightning palm! With one strike, all humans, animals, shrimps, crabs, and fleas within a radius of a hundred miles were turned into ashes!
40. Ninth Brother: Brother, what is your surname?
Xingzi: My mother’s surname is Huang
Ninth Brother: What is your name?
Xingzai: My cousin Michael
Brother Ninth: I am asking you
Xingzai: I am Michael Jacksom (Gambler 2 Shanghai Gambler) p>