Guo Degang, cross talk artist, leader of Deyun Society.
Some people call him "Great Light", others call him "Rogue". No matter what you call it, it has been a bumpy road, but we have come through step by step. Let’s take a look at Lao Guo’s classic jokes and sentences in cross talk shows, savor them carefully, and find that every sentence makes sense.
1. The fathers of Jiangshan can tolerate me and prevent me from doing evil in the world.
Lao Guo will say this in many cross talk programs. Indeed, the actors' bread and butter are the audience, the so-called "fathers of the country."
2. The poor stand on the crossroads and play with ten steel hooks, but they cannot hook their relatives; the rich play with swords, guns and sticks in the mountains and forests, but they cannot disperse the unjust guests and friends. A hero may not be a hero until now. The great hero is overwhelmed by the gun in his hand, unable to withstand the words hunger, cold and poverty. It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money, let alone a bunch of crosstalk talkers? Step by step, we worked hard, and finally we saw the flowers in bloom, and we also knew the story of the lanterns. That night, I also dreamed of millions of soldiers.
This passage is very true. It expresses the harshness of the world.
3. The sinking of the Titanic was a huge disaster for mankind, but for the living seafood in the restaurant on the ship, it was a miracle of life.
Everything has two sides. A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise. We should look at things with materialistic thinking.
4. What is grassroots? In fact, grass roots are very cheap. Ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum, and Cordyceps sinensis are all low-grade things. We can’t compare with the toona buds and leeks in other people’s greenhouses.
What a tactful self-deprecation, and what a tactful self-comfort. It must be said that language is an art.
5. To be truly unrestrained is not to drink and be debauched, but to be falsely reserved is to be impassioned.
One truth and one falsehood are worth pondering and understanding.
6. In life, everyone will eat shit, but don’t chew it. There is no shame in fighting the dog and letting the dog pass first.
Who hasn’t encountered a few “scumbags” in their lifetime? !
7. The world is small when you have something in mind, but a bed is as wide as a bed when you have nothing in mind. There is trouble in the world and people are fighting for food, so why worry about idle talk.
Live without caring about other people’s opinions.
8. If I want to be rich and live forever, it is not up to me. If I want to be strong and righteous, it is not up to me.
Wealth and honor are determined by destiny, and life and death are determined by heaven. But when people are alive, they must behave upright and have steel bones.
9. Even if mountains block rocks, the river will flow eastward; snow humiliates frost, but plum blossoms still bloom toward the sun.
Dark clouds cannot cover the sun, but gold will always shine.
10. For those who advise you to be generous without understanding any situation, you should stay away from them, because when lightning strikes them, you will be affected.
There are villains every year, but you should stay away from them.
Finally, I hope Lao Guo and Deyun Society can bring us more happiness!