"Ten Years" is a cross talk show performed by Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

Guo: Thank you everyone, there are many people here today

Yu: Yes

Guo: I am very pleased

Yu: Still Lao Ci'er

Guo: Lao Ci'er's statement is different

Yu: Oh

Guo: My mood is different from usual

Yu: It’s different

Guo: Ah, the upstairs and downstairs are full

Yu: Hey

Guo: You want to say that Deyun Club is full Theater is nothing new

Yu: That’s nothing

Guo: This is the third time in the Great Hall of the People

Yu: Many times

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Guo: Everyone likes it every time I come here

Yu: Everyone praises

Guo: The actors also work hard

Yu: Yes

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Guo: Everyone worked hard to perform well

Yu: Yes

Guo: Why do everyone support us so much

Yu: Hey

Guo: That makes sense

Yu: Oh

Guo: We only have one earth, cherish the earth. There is only one Guo Degang on the earth. All of the people here are my friends, and I am very happy on this occasion today

Yu: We are all happy

Guo: The tenth idea for us brothers to cooperate

< p>Yu: This year is ten years

Guo: In the long river of history, ten years is not called anything

Yu: It passed in the blink of an eye

Guo: But for two actors, ten years is too long. Life can last for several decades. Looking back, there have been many ups and downs and many ups and downs.

Yu: Yeah

< p>Guo: Brother Qianer has always been by my side

Yu: We are together

Guo: It’s not easy for people

Yu: Yeah< /p>

Guo: Time is also fate and destiny

Yu: Everything has to be occupied

Guo: The sky has unforeseen circumstances, and people have misfortune and fortune.

Yu: Yes

Guo: A centipede has hundreds of legs and cannot move as fast as a snake; a chicken has wings and cannot fly as fast as a crow. A horse has a thousand-mile journey, and no one can go there by itself; a man has the ambition to reach the sky, but he cannot reach it without luck. The article is unparalleled, Confucius is trapped in Chen Cai丨; the military strategy is outstanding, the Taigong fishes in the Wei River

The bandit Zhi is young and not a kind person; Yan Hui is short-lived, but he is not a vicious person. Yao and Shun were the most holy men, but they gave birth to unworthy sons; Gusou was stubborn, but he gave birth to the son of a great sage. Zhang Liangyuan was a commoner, and Xiao He was called a county official. Yan Zi was not five feet tall, but he could be the Prime Minister of Qi; Kong Ming lived in a thatched cottage and became the military advisor of the Shu Han Dynasty

Han Xin had no power to restrain a chicken, so he was made a general of the Han Dynasty; Feng Tang had the ambition to stabilize the country, and arrived in Han Dynasty. The old half-official has no title; although the king of Chu is strong, he will inevitably kill himself in Wujiang River; although the king of Han is weak, he has thousands of miles of country. Full of knowledge, but gray hair and poor grades; poor talent and little learning, but a young man passed the exam. Some are poor first and then rich, and some are rich first and then poor

The dragon is hidden among the fish and shrimps before it is encountered; a gentleman loses his time and surrenders to the villain. If the sky is not in the right time, the sun and moon will have no light; if the earth is not in the right time, the vegetation will not grow; if the water is not in the right time, the wind and waves will not stop; if people are not in the right time, there will be no luck. Gai is alive in this world, wealth cannot be moved, poverty cannot be bullied. This is the cycle of heaven and earth, which ends and begins again

Yu: Very philosophical

Guo: I read it in a book

Yu: Alas, not Said I read it by typing a book

Guo: As the old saying goes, it’s up to you to be happy or sad, and it’s your friends to be ups and downs

Yu: Oh, it’s your friends

Guo: I'm honored

Yu: Huh?

Guo: I have a good friend

Yu: You’re welcome

Guo: Yu Qian

Yu: Don’t dare to take it

Guo: People say that Yu Qian is a good man, and generally speaking, he is a loyal minister and a good general

Yu: That’s how good he is

Guo: It’s a pity that he died, because in the Ming Dynasty At that time, this man was a very unfortunate loyal minister.

Yu: This is not me, this is Yu Qian, the Prime Minister of the Ming Dynasty

Guo: Dead

Yu: Ah, why

Guo: Not you?

Yu: It’s not me

Guo: Are you going to kill me?

Yu: Oh, why are you expecting me to die

Guo: I hope you don’t die

Yu: Then don’t say this

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Guo: I hope you live well

Yu: Thank you

Guo: The brothers are not well enough

Yu: That's true

Guo: I think it was 1998 when we met

Yu: Yes

Guo: I arrived in Beijing in 1995

Yu: Yeah

Guo: I was just a junior in college when I met you

Yu: Oh, you are still in college, a junior in college

Guo : Three years since I came to Beijing Daxing

Yu: Is that called the third year?

Guo: So Chao Jiner was introduced to me in 1998

Yu : Ah

Guo: I met Yu Qian

Yu: Yes

Guo: Introduce to me, this is our famous cross talk actor in Beijing

< p>Yu: I wouldn’t dare

Guo: My heart broke out when we met. I looked much more energetic then than now

Yu: I was young at that time

Guo: Hey, you have a small face and a plump shape. You are neatly dressed and have your hair permed. It looks very nice

Yu: I have had my hair permed for a long time.

Guo: Audiences who are familiar with you all know

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Teacher Yu’s three major hobbies

Yu: I am. .

Guo: Smoking, drinking, and perming

Yu: My hobbies can really continue

Guo: My hair was thicker than now

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Yu: Yes

Guo: The hair is permed well

Yu: Really good

Guo: They are all curly, so good It’s very stylish. When you blow it up, you’ll see it looks like a kite.

Yu: Why am I flying?

Guo: I got up as soon as I turned my head

Yu: I’m really flying?

Guo: I'm very happy

Yu: Oh

Guo: I'm very happy to meet you. I hope we can be friends

Yu : Yes

Guo: The first time I ate, I remember it was hot pot

Yu: Oh

Guo: How could you forget

Yu: I really don’t remember

Guo: Oh, I feel happy when I eat

Yu: Eat?

Guo: Teacher Yu is so funny, like a mule sweating

Yu: The hot pot is hot

Guo: My hair is also falling down, and my face is Sesame sauce, coriander on my teeth, sugared garlic in my hand, I just pinched the meat,

Yu: Hmm

Guo: He was anxious, eh. . . .

Yu: Oh, why am I still protecting the food, my dog?

Guo: A typical mainstream crosstalk actor

Yu: Oh, it’s so real

Guo: Ever since I saw Mr. Yu eating, I have been interested in everything Ugly things have become immune

Yu: You’re not afraid of anything anymore, right?

Guo: It seems like we didn’t talk much that day

Yu: No chatting

Guo: I didn’t talk much with my other friends at the same table

Yu: Not at all

Guo: Because of your chirping voice It’s too big

Yu: Everyone is worried about the noise

Guo: It’s so easy to eat dinner, I said to pay the bill

Yu: Give me the money

Guo: I'm paying the bill, and there's still half a bottle of beer on the table

Yu: Oh?

Guo: Teacher Yu couldn’t hold his breath after copying it

Yu: Can’t waste it

Guo: That’s great

Yu: That’s< /p>

Guo: I said, goodbye

Yu: I said?

Guo: I’m so happy, eh. . . .

Yu: The wine burps are already here, what kind of screwdriver do you need?

Guo: I haven’t dared to contact him since then

Yu: I’m afraid of being smoked

Guo: This man is so shameless, it’s been two thousand years in a flash

Yu: It’s been two years

Guo: We met again by chance Yes, I saw that Teacher Yu was doing better than me

Yu: Yes

Guo: Why am I so down and out? She is very energetic

Yu: I am still very energetic

Guo: I wore something like a big watch and a big gold chain.

Yu: I wore it at that time. This

Guo: I envy you very much

Yu: Haha

Guo: Good guy, how rich you are, you are doing well, he is very polite< /p>

Yu: Yeah

Guo: No, no, just average, with a house and a car

Yu: That’s not easy

Guo: There are all electrical appliances in the house

Yu: Oh

Guo: Oh, there are all TVs and refrigerators

Yu: Good

Guo: But it’s a pity

Yu: Huh?

Guo: There is nothing in the refrigerator

Yu: How about you buy something first?

Guo: What are you afraid of? The TV is placed in the refrigerator

Yu: Is this useful?

Guo: Brother Qianer, when will I be able to endure it like you did?

Yu: You still envy me

Guo: I’m talking while twisting the big gold chain and walking in front. It’s not a big deal, it’ll be fine.

Yu: Hey

Guo: The weather is very hot

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Brother Qianer, here comes a wad of money

Yu: Ouch

Guo: I bought a popsicle

Yu: Wait a moment. Do you need a lot of money to buy a popsicle?

Guo: A dime

Yu: Hey, I only bring change when I go out

Guo: Buy a popsicle

< p>Yu: Ah

Guo: Hold it up and ask me, don’t you want to eat it?

Yu: What is this word?

Guo: I don’t want to eat it, kaka kaka kaka kaka

Yu: No Xiang’er

< p>Guo: Throw the stick away after eating

Yu: Ah

Guo: Still hot

Yu: Still hot

Guo: Let’s go swimming

Yu: Oh

Guo: I just thought I’d wait until I have nothing to do and go swimming

Yu: Cool down

Guo: Let’s make friends, let’s go to the swimming pool

Yu: Ah

Guo: As soon as I got into the water, I was shocked

Yu : What’s wrong

Guo: Teacher Yu’s gold chain floated up

Yu: Gold chain. .

Can the gold one float up?

Guo: Plastic one

Yu: Why am I telling such nonsense

Guo: He is quite happy

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Yu: I'm still happy

Guo: Think about it, he has nothing to do with me

Yu: Hey, I've already explained it

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Guo: I knew we weren’t doing very well, so we decided to start talking crosstalk together

Yu: Hey, let’s do something together

Guo: Every day I look forward to having something to do, every day I look forward to performing, and every day I hope to become popular

Yu: Make some money first

Guo: It’s an old saying It is well said, without opportunity, talent is nothing. Soon, shit will come, and opportunity will come. Do you still remember that opportunity?

Yu: I don’t remember

Guo: That’s right That year, that year when there was a cross talk competition

Yu: Oh, there was a cross talk competition. According to the Japanese, you are this person

Guo: I am very happy

Yu: Ah

Guo: If we can participate in the competition and win the prize, the two of us will survive

Yu: That's true

Guo: That will happen Son, I am so poor that I can’t survive

Yu: No money

Guo: If you are poor, you will change, if you change, you will be general, if you are general, you will not be poor, if you are not poor, you will compete, and if you compete, you will be poor. If you are poor, you will change. If you change, you will be general. If you are general, you will not be poor. If you are not poor, you will participate. If you participate, you will be poor.

Yu: Then don’t compete. If you are poor, why should you participate?

Guo: Ten years ago, Guo Degang and Yu Qian regarded participating in the competition as a great thing

Yu: It was really a thing of the past

Guo: After many twists and turns and a lot of money, we finally Successfully participated in the competition

Yu: This is how I entered the competition

Guo: On the day of the competition, an authoritative figure in the cross talk world came to me

Yu: Crosstalk Master

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Guo: In my mind, he is a great person. I never expected that the cross talk master actually asked me three questions

Yu: How did you say that?

Guo: Who are you? What did you come for? Do you want us to leave?

Yu: Is this a question for three people?

Guo: The competition finally started. I was very happy, but suddenly, I was surprised.

Yu: What's the matter?

Guo: How can art be divided into high and low arts?

Yu: Can't they be compared?

Guo: There is a difference between it and sports. Weightlifting , I lift a hundred catties, you lift a hundred catties, we are the same,

Yu: It’s even

Guo: But I lifted a hundred and twenty catties, I am better than you

Yu: You will win

Guo: Right, running is the same, you run for forty seconds, I ran for three days

Yu: Huh?

Guo: I’m sure I can’t win

Yu: Hey, just don’t compete

Guo: How do you distinguish between high and low crosstalk? Say "Buy a Monkey" and I say "Report the Name of a Dish", what's the difference between the two?

Yu: I really can't say

Guo: No way Erbi, not to mention the judges at that time, I looked at it and they didn’t seem to be particularly good at cross talk.

Yu: The judges didn’t understand either.

Guo: I just felt a little bit in my heart. No bottom

Yu: Oh

Guo: During the break in the competition, I heard a fight in the judges’ lounge next to me

Yu: The judges and the judges ?

Guo: Real swords and real guns

Yu: Wow

Guo: Opening the book facing the door, when I stood at the door, I felt like I was in the Tongxian morning market

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Yu: It’s too messy

Guo: Let me persuade you

Yu: Ah

Guo: Get all over me as soon as you open the door Blood

Yu: See blood

Guo: I said let’s go

Yu: Don’t get all blood

Guo: Alas, I came out from there with Teacher Yu. In fact, I felt quite sad. In ancient times, there have been so many things that have always made heroes burst into tears. As I walked, I looked up and saw a shooting star coming from the sky.

Yu :oh?

Guo: We both pointed with our fingers, hey, shooting star! The top pointed at the meteor, but the bottom fell into the ditch

Yu: I didn’t even have time to make a wish

Guo: I came up from the ditch, covered in dirt, he looked at me and I looked at him, Very depressed, there is a big food stall on the roadside, the two of us are sitting here

Yu: I want to go there to eat

Guo: I want two bottles of beer, peanuts and edamame

Yu: This is it

Guo : He didn’t say anything, he was drinking too much. Brother, please don’t be like this. Bald people will always shine, not bald people will always lose their hair, so sooner or later you will shine.

Yu: You need to lose your hair before you can shine.

Guo: Looking at the weeping eyes, the heartbroken person advises the heartbroken person

Yu: They are all sad

Guo: Brother Qianer picked up the cup and took a drink After all, please give me a word of advice that I will never forget for the rest of my life

Yu: That’s what I said

Guo: Uh

Yu: Can’t you drink less? I still hiccup after doing this

Guo: After some time, there is good news

Yu: Ah

Guo: I am a folk idle artist , Teacher Yu is a professional crosstalk actor in a professional group

Yu: I have a group

Guo: Where can his group ask me to help

Yu: Performance

Guo: Great, I finally have something to do. I followed their group and traveled around the suburbs of Beijing

Yu: The suburbs?

Guo: Their group never went beyond the Sixth Ring Road

Yu: They were all hanging around outside

Guo: At that time, we had an image. We are the kings of the suburbs

Yu: The capital of the suburbs

Guo: The leader is so good. Guo Degang works hard. You will succeed. When the time comes, you will take the lead here. Can you buy a car

Yu: 嚯

Guo: They didn’t lie to me. I can earn more than 1,300 yuan a month in their group

Yu: What kind of car can I buy with more than 1,300 yuan?

Guo: Buy chess, four cars

Yu: Just earn a pair of chess

Guo: Later, the group leader told me, if you work hard, we will transfer all your household registration records to our group.

Yu: That’s okay too

Guo: I worked hard. Two years

Yu: Oh

Guo: I really don’t break my promise

Yu: Really

Guo: Finally the other one The Actor's Office has come in

Yu: Nothing happens without you

Guo: Oh, it's a big show, a high-profile one

Yu: Oh

Guo: I was deeply impressed. At that time, major newspapers in Beijing published such a piece of news. Their regiment announced to the outside world that from now on, the spring of our regiment would come

Yu: It’s spring

Guo: We haven’t had any contact since then

Yu: What else are we in contact with?

Guo: By the way, the newly transferred teacher performed for them I stopped working after less than ten games. The spring in their group is really short. The winter solstice has just begun. I feel very uncomfortable. I feel like I have been cheated.

Yu: Then I was just deceived

Guo: The remuneration for performing in their troupe is no more than 100 yuan, and there are all oddities and fractions

Yu: There are still fractions

Guo: Seventy-two and a half yuan, sixty-two and a half yuan, I’m confused, what kind of tax is this?

Yu: Is there still a tax?

Guo: Well, that day I secretly swore that I would let anyone who asked me to celebrate April Fool’s Day celebrate Qingming Festival. I felt very uncomfortable myself. I didn’t want to live anymore. I took a razor and cut my wrists to commit suicide

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Yu: I want to cut my wrists

Guo: I haven’t died in ten minutes

Yu: What’s going on

Guo: Electric shaver Xu Dao

Yu: I couldn’t see anything even though I was blocking the first floor

Guo: In this case, Brother Qianer said something, eh

Yu : I never leave this bottle of wine, right? I drink it all the time.

Guo: When I think about it, it’s useless to say anything else. Let’s work hard, and we’ll have a good time. With money from friends, all the patrons were shocked with all the gadgets, all the guests were entertained with all the banquets, all the way to the year 2005, Beijing Deyun Club finally survived

Yu: Famous

Guo: Brother Qianer and I have finally seen some light

Yu: Life has been much better

Guo: Alas, but from now on it seems that we are traveling with The relationship is not particularly good, there is naked hatred only between peers

Yu: They really hate

Guo: The mainstream cross talk industry is not worried about failure

Yu: That’s

Ah

Guo: It’s because I’m worried about not being able to find an excuse after failure. You are superior to others and I obey them. You are really better than me. You defeated me on stage, in business, and professionally. Guo Degang admits defeat

Yu: Of course

Guo: But you don’t have this ability

Yu: Oh

Guo : The best fight with lions is with Tibetan Mastiffs. Unfortunately, they are the offspring of Beijing and Pomeranians. They are small and impure, and they also have mixed hair

Yu: The flowers are not good-looking< /p>

Guo: After so many ups and downs over the years, there are three things that left a particularly deep impression on me

Yu: Please tell me

Guo: The first thing is that since 2005, cross talk colleagues have been listening to Guo Degang’s program every day

Yu: Oh

Guo: Find out some topics that may cause trouble < /p>

Guo: I feel sorry for his pair of shoes

Yu: What’s the use of this?

Guo: What do you think of the competent authorities?

Yu: What's wrong

Guo: Didn't anyone inform you that the Cultural Revolution was over?

Yu: Just stop teasing people

Guo: Second The thing is that in 2006, some colleagues in the cross talk circle in Beijing initiated a sit-in arrangement.

Yu: Still sitting in?

Guo: They once planned to go for a sit-in, but unfortunately, it didn’t take shape. If it did, I would have to worry more.

Yu: This couple has already taken shape. Red

Guo: Thank you to a teacher surnamed Liu in the cross talk circle in Beijing

Yu: Wow

Guo: Mr. Liu stopped their welding of detonators in time The behavior of sawing light bulbs is too dangerous

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Another thing is the well-known "anti-three customs"

Yu : We all know it

Guo: There is nothing wrong with "anti-three vulgarities", vulgarity, vulgarity, and kitsch.

Yu: We should oppose it

Guo: The key is that a group of people who are very vulgar come to oppose the three vulgarities

Yu: Then why talk about opposing the three vulgarities

Guo: The most effective way for people to slander each other is to The best way is to attack from the moral aspect

Yu: Let’s start quickly

Guo: I was very emotional at the Anti-Three Customs Conference. Seeing the impassioned and generous expressions of many colleagues, I felt particularly I want to persuade them with a word of advice

Yu: What do you mean?

Guo: Don’t tell me stories about the underworld as a work-study student

Yu: Hi, there is no life

Guo: Well, after so many years, there are so many old sayings Er is so right

Yu: What do you mean?

Guo: Anger produces poets, loneliness produces philosophers, liveliness produces masters, jealousy produces bastards

Yu: These four kinds of people

Guo: These four People of all kinds, the first three are acceptable, but the last one makes us feel that our mentality is not particularly good

Yu: It’s definitely not good

Guo: Over the years, the cross talk world has taught us I have many, but actually there are cute things about my colleagues in Beijing

Yu: Oh, there are also good ones

Guo: After all, we are at the feet of the emperor. I have eaten and seen them, met the masters, how can I fawn over them? A leader deceived a few entrepreneurs into doing a business, and he lived a pretty good life

Not bad

Yu: What a good idea

Guo: Our counterparts in Tianjin There may be some points where we disagree.

Yu: Oh

Guo: There are at least ten seniors in the Tianjin cross talk circle who I respect very much

Yu: Oh ten Position

Guo: The characters on and off the stage are all very good

Yu: That’s good

Guo: Apart from these ten, some people are worthy of discussion , they live too simply. In their hearts, the best thing to eat is breakfast. The end of the world is in Yangcun.

Yu: Oh, I have never been out of Tianjin. This is it

Guo : They need to solve two problems: the first is the problem of food and clothing, and the second is the problem of shame

Yu: This pair, they are shameless and still hungry

Guo: Can you endure the hardships of heaven? A tough man, if he is not envied by others, he is a mediocre person. How can he be as good as everyone wants, but he must be clear in his heart. I have come through the wind and rain for so many years. Thank you, Teacher Yu Qian, for your help. It is great

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You're welcome

Guo: As the old saying goes, you need friends to succeed, and enemies to achieve great success

Yu: That's true

Guo: Thanks to the Chinese cross talk community for everything they have done for us. Since the establishment of Beijing Deyun Club, the mainstream cross talk community has been sleeping like a baby

Yu: What does this mean?

Guo: I woke up crying when I fell asleep

Yu: Oops

Guo: These people are really miserable. Who should I thank? Thank you to all the audience friends

Yu: That's right

Guo: You are our food and clothing parents. Without your support, we would not be where we are today. Apprentices Guo Degang and Yu Qian pay tribute to my parents who provide food and clothing, thank you, thank you. It’s not that I’m being extreme, I’m telling the truth

Yu: The truth

Guo: It’s not that I hold grudges, some people have to pay for their mistakes, and looking back after ten years of hard work, I have to be grateful During those days, I think it was really hopeless. I was living alone in the capital, with no roof to cover my body, and I stood on the ground in the afternoon. I had no money and no relatives. The world was cold and warm, and the poor were playing with ten steel hooks on the cross streets. No need to care about the flesh and blood of their relatives

The rich man is in the deep mountains and old forests. He can't beat away the unjust guests and friends with wooden sticks. The general has a gun in his hand. The rivers and seas can't stop the words hunger, cold and poverty. A hero may not be a hero at this point, let alone a single one. Talking about cross talk

Yu: It’s true

Guo: Fortunately, everything has come to an end, now it’s pretty good

Yu: It’s okay

< p>Guo: We survived, the children of Deyun Club are doing well, and the audience also supports us

Yu: Yes

Guo: The children of both families are also inheriting this My son Guo Qilin is Teacher Yu’s apprentice

Yu: Alas

Guo: His son Guo Xiaobao is my apprentice

Yu: I am De Hanqi, whose full surname is Guo

Guo: Look at our ambition

Yu: What kind of ambition

Guo: Do ??good deeds without leaving your name

< p>Yu: Don’t you know that you should keep your surname? You must have the surname Yu

Guo: Oh, Guo Xiao

Yu: You have left Yu behind

Guo: Should the fish be placed in the pot?

Yu: It can be placed anywhere, it must be placed there

Guo: I really hope that we can continue like this forever

Yu: Yes

Guo: Life is short, not many people live to be a hundred years old. Just smile when you are happy, smile later if you are unhappy

Yu: You have to laugh sooner or later

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Guo: Happiness is better than anything else. If you compete with anyone, you are competing with yourself. We are thirty-four years old this year. I really hope that we can continue to go all the way and that we can still stand on the stage when we are eighty or ninety years old. Talking about cross talk, this is such a happy thing

Yu: It’s great

Guo: By then we will all be old, and I will probably lose all my hair, you He also has white hair

Yu: It’s white

Guo: The white hair is permed into curls, like a Pleasant Goat. When the curtain opened, the two old men walked to the stage supporting each other. Come up, how good you feel, what should the teacher say about this situation?

Yu: I have to say it

Guo: You have to say it, eh

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Extended information:

Related introduction

In 2000, Guo Degang began to cooperate with Yu Qian.

Between 1997 and 1998, Yu Qian and Guo Degang met on several performances. In 2000, Yu Qian and Guo Degang performed the crosstalk "Tie the Doll" on the stage of an open-air square in a suburb of Beijing. This unexpected collaboration made the two "unsurprisingly" develop a strong appreciation for each other.

Since 2002, Yu Qian has occasionally collaborated with Guo Degang, who performed in a small theater, to perform cross talk. In 2003, Guo Degang collaborated with Yu Qian on the crosstalk "Hello Beijing" and won the organizing committee's special award at the Beijing Crosstalk Sketch Invitational Competition.

After the two collaborated, Guo Degang began to partner with Yu Qian in 2002. In December 2006, he, Yu Qian, Li Jing and Gao Feng took the folk artist Jin Wensheng as their teacher, and they were named Guo Zengfu and Yu Zeng respectively. Lu, Li Zengshou and Gao Zengxi.