1. The perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating. Doesn't exist!

2. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time.

3. If you are not afraid of a long road, you are afraid of short ambition; if you are not afraid of slowness, you are afraid of standing still; if you are not afraid of poverty, you are afraid of laziness; if you are not afraid of a strong opponent, you are afraid of your own trembling.

4. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of thousands of people blocking me, I'm just afraid of surrendering myself.

5. Do you want to die, or do you not want to live?

6. Without passion, love will not burn; without friendship, friends will not be full; without pride, ambition will be difficult to realize; without mood, things will be difficult to complete.

7. Stick to principles in big matters and learn to be flexible in small matters.

8. When you are away from home, your wife has told you not to sit in the first row of a car. You can’t stand up if you can’t pick up vegetables. Don’t drink your stomach badly when you drink. Don’t pick wild flowers on the roadside. Don’t bring your lover into the house.

9. To say that someone else has a brain disease, the prerequisite for a brain disease is that you must have a brain.

10. It is the most basic responsibility and obligation of a man to turn a girl into a woman.

11. Women don’t care about being decent. Being decent is because they are not tempted enough. Men don’t care about being loyal. Loyalty comes because the stakes for betrayal are too low.

12. You, you, you little goblin, you have caused me to be poisoned by your love but you still refuse to give me the antidote! Little bad guy! Oh, I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

13. Love that cannot feel pain is not true love, and a marriage that cannot feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

14. Wearing Hengyuanxiang's sweater, carrying a melatonin gift box, holding calcium trispermine gluconate, sipping Tai Chi Jiji syrup, running wherever there are crowds of people, this can be regarded as performance art.

15. When you grow up, marry Tang Monk as your husband. If you can play with him, play with him. If you can’t play with him, eat him.

16. Don’t read what you shouldn’t see, don’t say what you shouldn’t say, don’t listen to what you shouldn’t hear, don’t think about what you shouldn’t think, and do whatever you should do.

17. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

18. Love is sometimes like the feeling of being drunk. The mind is obviously sober, but the behavior is out of control.

19. Don’t say forever, don’t say forever, who can promise the future? What we can grasp is nothing more than the feelings of the place at that time. But a lifetime is also made up of countless present moments. If you work hard for every moment, it will last forever.

20. Study hard for China! A pack of Chinese is a lot of money!

21. On a harmonious campus, the person riding the bicycle may be a PhD supervisor, while the person driving the Mercedes-Benz may be a logistics worker.

22. In fact, when a person is alive, he is just a body, and when he dies, he becomes a pile of ashes.

23. My heart for you is harder than diamond. . . . . . Isn't it a heart attack?

24. When you are crazy, it is as surprising as a pig climbing a tree.

25. There is a monkey in the zoo. It is so ugly that everyone vomits! I went to see him the next day and I threw up! On the third day you went and the monkey vomited!

26. Life is like a piece of broken copper and iron. Throw it into the fire and beat it, and you can make a fine product!

27. If God has love, he will also grow old. If you snatch my partner, you will die early.

28. I am just as bright as I am. I don't like you as an ordinary person!

29. Advertisements on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisements on taxis: a gamble? Take the subway! Damn, what are you doing to fool me?

30. Do you know why Gao Xiaosong was drunk? That's because Yao Jiaxin wanted him to sing a song called "You in the Same Prison".

31. Today is MM’s birthday. In order to be the first to send blessings, I picked up my phone on time in the early morning and sent a message: Sofa.

32. You have to rely on the mountain to live on the mountain, and you can rely on the water to live on the water. Today, you will be robbed, and you will not be allowed to give. Whoever resists, let him go to hell.

33. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, no one will be able to use it tomorrow!

34. Recently, the magical horse has begun to turn into donkey legs, and the floating clouds have turned into rain!

35. I only looked back, but did not care about how long the road ahead was.

36. Don’t think that just because you are a dog, you can bite people without a strong master!

37. If you sleep with the printer on your pillow, you can print out your dreams all night long, right?

38. Fasten your seat belt, there may be love waiting for you ahead.

39. Xiao Ming: Dad, am I a stupid boy? Dad: Silly boy, how can you be a stupid boy?

40. Life is like a journey, what matters is not the destination.

It’s about the NB along the way and the mood when dealing with it!

41. Standing on the shore of time, let’s talk about your past...

42. Sometimes it rains because the world needs a wash. Wash, sometimes it rains in your eyes because your heart needs to be washed!

43. I am a poor person, please do not rob tombs!

44. Don’t think that just because you are younger than me, you can live a few more days. The coffin contains dead people, not old people!

45. Famous quotes, you have to be a celebrity first before you can be famous, other people’s shit is just famous shit! Can you compare?

46. I am a civilized person, and all swear words have been disinfected with saliva.

47. If I die, my first words are: I finally don’t have to be afraid of ghosts.

48. I have done two wrong things in my life. One is to be born, and the other is to live.

49. Don’t pose in front of me, I’m really afraid that I might want to throw the camera.

50. Break up with you, because you are not even worthy of holding hands!

51. One day the mistress cried because the mistress appeared!

52. If anyone dares to mess with me again, I will bury him before the Qingming Festival.

53. Whose old love is not someone else’s new love, and someone’s new love is not someone else’s old love.

54. Breaking up is so boring, let’s play divorce if we can!

55. Guinness Record: The world’s largest coffee table covers an area of ??10,000 square kilometers and can hold 100 million cups.

56. Self-love must first be selfish. Only selfishness can lead to great love.

57. Some people always sell what they have in exchange for what they don’t have.

58. In school, I used the money to make ends meet, but now I use my days to make money!

59. Doing well in an exam depends entirely on your deskmates.

60. I despise those people who often use emoticons to chat.

61. Only those who have the intention will be tired, and those who have no intention will not matter.

62. The highest state of being a man is not to pick up girls, but to let girls pick up you.

63. How big of a body do you need to support your dirty soul?

64. You can’t be eaten, but without you, I can’t eat.

65. If life deceives me, then I will also deceive life.

66. You make it impossible for me to step down, and I make it impossible for you to even get a chance to step up.

67. You live in my heart, have you paid the rent?

68. The physical education teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt in my class will be punished by making her stand on her head!

69. The most embarrassing thing was going to the Civil Affairs Bureau with my girlfriend to register, and the staff member turned out to be my ex-girlfriend.

70. If you don’t like me, I will castrate you and make you my sister.

71. I stood in your city and shouted: Ouch! So deep!

72. The third person is not the one who comes later, but the one who is not deeply loved.

73. The most depressing thing in the world is stepping on your own poop.

74. Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's paths, so that others can neither find their shoes nor their way.

75. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

76. When a man says he likes you, he just likes your body.

77. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is impossible to change them every day.

78. A fighter among bulls, a VIP among bitches.

79. Chopin, if you can bring out the sadness of labor and management, labor and management will give you one dollar.

80. Most of us alive have only done three things in our lives: deceiving ourselves, deceiving others, and being deceived.

81. I am not afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but I am afraid of opening the lid and drinking it, and then getting another bottle.

82. If you were a flower, even the cows wouldn’t poop.

83. As soon as you go out, birds will fly away from thousands of mountains and thousands of people will be wiped out.

84. Women are like clothes, but a sister has a temperament that you cannot wear.

85. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you have to fall in love and talk about the world being full of love.

86. I’m planning to get a haircut, but I’m shaking my head so hard.

87. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.

88. Brushing teeth is a mixture of joy and sorrow, holding a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

89. It was noon on the day of hoeing. It was really hard to go to school. I had already entered the school and was forced to stand all afternoon.

90. I am flat-chested and proud of myself, and I save fabric for the country.

91. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If the child doesn’t leave, knock him unconscious and continue dragging him away!

92. Since I got mentally ill, I have become more energetic.

93. I don’t have time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.

94. Don’t let love taint such a pure thing as going to bed.

95. There are some words that you will naturally say if you want to say them. If you don’t want to say them, what you will hear are just lies.

96. Because I’m not afraid of anything, I can’t lose anything.

97. Some people are so humble, some are so proud, but no one is realistic.

98. We are like two parallel lines that will never intersect.

99. The nature of parent-teacher conferences and mistress meetings are the same: they both instigate family relations.

100. The man who loves me most in the world has married my mother.