Short sentences from sand sculpture copywriting (selected 48 sentences) 1. Let go of the hand you can’t hold as soon as possible, it’s too fat! 2. Buy a new mobile phone with facial recognition to unlock the screen. Sometimes when the unlock fails, it tells me that the face match is not successful, which I can accept. Sometimes it says that no face is detected, which is too much! 3. On my mother-in-law’s birthday two days ago, I asked my wife if I wanted to buy an expensive gift. My wife said, “No need to buy something too expensive. She is old, just buy something practical.” So, I bought an urn. 4. When I was a child, I always thought that sesame seeds came from strawberries, but how black sesame seeds came from has puzzled me for many years. Now I see dragon fruit. When I was 5 years old, my goal was Ferrari. When I was 20 years old, my goal was the Audi A6. When I was 25 years old, my goal was the Geely Panda. My current goal is to squeeze into the bus and have a seat to sit and listen to music. 6. If you haven’t found a girlfriend in ten years, then come to me and I will give you a mirror to show you how disgusting you look and how much you still want to find a girlfriend! 7. It is said that when a company recruits, they randomly throw away half of the pile of resumes they receive, because their recruitment philosophy is "We don't want people with bad luck." 8. The most failed person in life is Tang Seng, the people around him Whether he is an enemy or a friend, he always wants to send him to the west. 9. Customers often say: "I'll think about it when I go back, and when I'm sure, I'll come to you." After they said this, I understood a truth: some people turn around for the rest of their lives. 10. If you have food today, eat it now; you will be fatter tomorrow and worry about it tomorrow. Beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fatness and thinness are determined by heaven. 11. I don’t know how people who post to Moments once every six months do it. If I don’t post for a day, I feel like my talents are nowhere to be used! 12. TV shows: How many thousands will I give you to leave my daughter? The reality is: give us how many thousands, or leave my daughter. 13. Do you think that as long as you are beautiful, boys will like you? Do you think that as long as you have money, pretty girls will stick to you? Do you think you can find a good job if you are a top student? Let me tell you, these are all true! 14. I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to the body, which scared me to stay up late every day and stay up very regularly. 15. Moments are only visible for three days because there is no guarantee that every selfie will look the same. 16. Proficient in PS technology, every day is a different beauty. 17. Share yourself today. You may not see such a good-looking me in the future, but you will see a better-looking me. 18. Some people comfort you for your hair loss on the surface, but secretly use them to bully you. 19. Orange juice is called orange juice if it contains 3. Why can’t the person with 3 in my photo be me? 20. Every time I wanted to run away from home, I would sneak back quietly because I was afraid that the photos posted on the missing person notice would be too ugly. 21. High-end players who take fake selfies are online. 22. Because you have a double chin, you cannot lower your head when encountering any difficulties. 23. Every time I take a photo, I find that my appearance changes from high to low. Sometimes I am more beautiful and sometimes I am even more beautiful. It is really boring. 24. One hour to put on makeup and one minute to take pictures. 25. Post a selfie, maybe someone will like it, there is no such thing as fate. 26. My best friend said this picture looks good, but the reason I didn’t post it was because it was a little crooked when I turned on my face-slimming phone, and I was afraid that others would know that I have a big face. 27. If you don’t show off in summer, you won’t have the chance when the weather gets cold. 28. Today’s selfie is very fresh. Do you want to taste it before leaving? 29. My photos are all photoshopped. The good-looking ones are better than photoshopped, and the bad ones are not as good-looking as photoshopped photos. 30. Let me show you the daily life of a beautiful girl and her increasingly rounded face. 31. The secret to staying beautiful used to be sleeping, but now it’s editing pictures. 32. I owe all my good looks to my parents, who gave me this nonsense mouth. 33. Look twice. It will be rare for you to see such a sweet person in the future. 34. I used to be ugly and embarrassed to post selfies, but now it’s different, I’m thick-skinned now. 35. I have nothing but an uncertain tomorrow and an unknown future. 36. I have already closed one eye. When you say good night to me, I will close the other one.

37. I am a security guard. I love to eat bear biscuits. My salary is only enough for breakfast. I go to work in order to get off work. I am depressed all day long. Love has nothing to do with me. I am just a fool looking at the door. 38. I have a heart to get up early, but the quilt and bed disagree. 39. The signal connection with Fairy Castle is in progress. Please leave a message if you have any important matters. 40. Every boy should have a girlfriend. If you don’t have one, then I will be your girlfriend. 41. What will I do when I get old? Square dancing is too difficult. 42. A person should be like a baking soda cracker, dry and crisp. 43. Hello, I would like to ask, are you free tonight? The Milky Way is soaring through the clouds and mist, don't you want to see it? Billions of stars want to see you! 44. Life is rough, but I dare not scold him for fear that he will bite me like crazy. 45. I thought I could get love just by chatting, until my emoticons went from 400 to 1,000. 46. ??Let’s reconcile. I miss you. I know it was all my fault in the past. I will reflect on myself. As long as you come back, this season will be too difficult to play. 47. If you like me, just blink your eyes. If you don’t like me, just put your left foot on your right shoulder. 48. I dreamed that I went to save him in the small world. He asked me why I was so good to him. I said: "You have forgotten that you are the whole meaning of my coming to this world."