Some of Zhao Benshan's classic lines are as follows:
1. In 1989, there was a bumper harvest of grain, the flood was driven away, and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment, praising the leadership of the party, especially the people's army, which was hard to find in the world, and foreign countries were in a mess. Today, the cabinet stepped down, and tomorrow, the prime minister was fired. After the financial crisis, it was necessary to impeach the leadership. Looking at the world situation,
2. Anyone who has had sex with someone knows that under normal circumstances, if you say the word stupid, it will be 8%.
3. Use the cup first, then the cup, and then blow the bottle with your small mouth.
4, the last meal, the next meal, finally accompanied by gastroptosis.
5. Don't say that you are not qualified to drive. You look illegal.
6. No one teaches you how to worry, and sticky bean bags fall from the sky
7. Whether the cat walks in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse.
8. If you let the blind man go to the South Pole, he can't find the North at all. You let the cerebral thrombosis go to the fork, and he can't hook his leg at all; You let the monkey wear cheongsam, it can't see beauty at all; You asked Pan Changjiang to kiss Zheng Haixia, but he couldn't reach his mouth.
9. A mouse is a escort for a cat-making money is not fatal
1. Who said that my face looks like a shoehorn? This is a typical pig's waist face.
Extended information:
Some classic sketches of Zhao Benshan
1. In 199, the sketch "Blind Date" (Zhao Benshan, Huang Xiaojuan) won the first place in the drama genre of "Double Star Cup".
2. In 1991, CCTV Spring Festival Evening, the essay Xiao Jiu Lao Le (Zhao Benshan, Yang Lei) won the first prize for the best program. ?
3. In CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 1992, the essay "I want to have a home" (Zhao Benshan, Huang Xiaojuan) won the first prize in drama. ?
4. In the CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 1993, the sketch "Happy New Year to the Old" (Zhao Benshan, Yan Shuping, etc.) won the second place in the drama category. ?
5. In CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 1995, the essay Uncle Niu (Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Zhang Yuping) won the second prize in the essay category. ?
6. In the Spring Festival Evening of CCTV in 1996, the essay "Three Whips" (Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Li Hai) won the second prize in the essay category.
7. In CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 1997, the sketch "Red Sorghum Model Team" (Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, etc.) won the second prize in the sketch category. ?
8. In 1998, the sketch "Happy New Year" (Zhao Benshan, Gao Xiumin and Fan Wei) won the second prize in the sketch category. ?
9. In the CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 1999, the essay Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow (Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan and Cui Yongyuan) won the first prize. ?
in October, 2, CCTV Spring Festival Evening, the sketch "The Hour Worker" (Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan) won the first prize. ?
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