Jia Ling: Dear audience friends.

Bai Kainan: We'll give you

stills of "Big Talk"

stills of "Big Talk"

Bai Jia: Happy New Year!

Jia Ling: Here's a traditional cross talk called "On Teasing"

Bai Kainan: Alas

Jia Ling: Performer Jia Ling, thank you (both of them bow together)

Bai Kainan: Alas

Jia Ling: This?

Bai Kainan: Why didn't you report it to me?

Crosstalk "Big Talk"

Crosstalk "Big Talk"

Jia Ling: How old are you?

Bai Kainan: I mean, you didn't report me when you reported the names of the actors.

Jia Ling: Do you still need to report a performer?

Bai Kainan: We are famous in the music industry.

Jia Ling: Huh?

Bai Kainan: Three points are funny and seven points are flattering. You're funny, accounting for 3%, and I'm cheering, accounting for 7%.

Jia Ling: Don't forget that I'm a red flower on the stage.

Bai Kainan: Alas, I'm still a green leaf.

Jia Ling: Let everyone have a look. Ah, is this a green leaf? Isn't this a rotten vegetable leaf? Return the green leaves

Bai Kainan: No, if I'm a rotten vegetable leaf, you're popcorn

Jia Ling: You're a comedian who dares to talk to us like that

Bai Kainan: No

Jia Ling: I'm telling you, I'll play without you today

Bai Kainan: Hey, then you can play alone

. You're not

Jia Ling: I'm just kidding you

Bai Kainan: Oh

Jia Ling: We have to go on

Bai Kainan: Still doing the second part like this

? Qiong Yao version

Jia Ling: The second performance depends on what the audience and friends like to watch.

Bai Kainan: What do you like to watch?

Jia Ling: Let me ask you first.

Bai Kainan: Hmm

Jia Ling: What does your family like to watch?

Bai Kainan: My mother likes to watch romantic dramas, and my father likes to watch martial arts movies, especially my daughter-in-law. Bai Kainan: Ah

Jia Ling: Translate it into various versions

Bai Kainan: What versions are there?

Jia Ling: Hey, what did you just say your mother likes to watch?

Bai Kainan: romantic drama

Jia Ling: Then let's have a Qiong Yao version of On Joking.

Jia Ling: It's called

Bai Kainan: Then, let's start over

Jia Ling: Come

(It's raining heavily)

Jia Ling: Wow

Bai Kainan: Oh, wow

Jia Ling: Isn't this my brother? (Hong Kong and Taiwan accent)

Bai Kainan: You are not your sister (Hong Kong and Taiwan accent)

Jia Ling: Uh-huh

Bai Kainan: How did you come here? (Hong Kong and Taiwan accent)

Jia Ling: I'm here to perform.

Bai Kainan: What a coincidence! I'm here to perform, too.

Jia Ling. Don't argue with me, okay? (Shake Bai Kainan's hand)

Bai Kainan: He's not okay.

Jia Ling: That's good. In this case, why don't we show our cards on the table? I am a red flower on the stage, and (fat? Uh? ) You are just a rotten vegetable leaf

Bai Kainan: What, how could you do this? You can't do this. If I were rotten leaves. So you are popcorn

Jia Ling: That's enough. I don't want you to lecture me, you bitch.

Bai Kainan: What? You call me a bitch. No, you're wrong. I'm not a bitch, not a bitch! It's Sanqi. Haven't you ever heard of the saying "three points teasing and seven points holding"?

Jia Ling: OK! I don't want to argue with you like this anymore. I know you always want to be funny in your heart.

Bai Kainan: Did I say that?

Jia Ling: Yes, you did! Do you know that your eyes have betrayed your heart, but your eyebrows have betrayed your eyes (zoom in, close-up of Bai Kainan's eight eyebrows)!

Bai Kainan: cut

Jia Ling: However, if you want to be a joke, it's just wishful thinking, and it won't end well, because you don't deserve it, you don't deserve it (crying)!

Bai Kainan: No, what you said is not true. You talk nonsense, nonsense, nonsense (shaking your head)

Jia Ling: You calm down (slapping Bai Kainan)

Bai Kainan: Huh?

Jia Ling: What's wrong, what's wrong

Bai Kainan: Stop

Jia Ling: What's wrong?

Bai Kainan: No, I really put myself into the performance. Why do I feel like you slapped me?

Jia Ling:No.

Bai Kainan: Did you hit me?

Audience:No.

Bai Kainan:No.

Jia Ling: How honest the audience is.

Bai Kainan: What honesty? Who doesn't know who hurts? Not you

Jia Ling: Didn't we just play Qiong Yao's version of On Teasing?

Bai Kainan: Yes, Qiong Yao.

Jia Ling: Isn't this to be sensational?

Bai Kainan: Then please help me.

Jia Ling: Ah

The third part? Jin Yong's version

Bai Kainan: That's no good. You have to change

Jia Ling: Okay, okay, let's change it to Jin Yong's version that your father likes to watch.

Bai Kainan: Then what's its name?

Jia Ling:

Bai Kainan: Hum, start over

(from the music of blood and blood)

Do Altman's classic moves with your fingers and mouth

Bai Kainan: (with Feng Gong's accent) This is not for teasing the gang. Does the master tease you to play the hero? (handing over)

Jia Ling: (Shaanxi mouth) Hahahaha me (hair? Uh? ) Who is it? So it's the head of the Bangbang gang who holds the smelly feet (sends "unique") heroes?

Bai Kainan: I heard that the master teased me for being rude to our gang. I'm here today to ask for justice (putting on airs)

Jia Ling: Not bad. Are you guys just some rotten vegetables and leaves? We can only be called Wu Linhao and Jie (softly, pointing to Bai Kainan Golden Rooster Independence)

Bai Kainan: But someone asked me to give you a message! (Nine Yin and White Bone Claw)

Jia Ling: What? (Learn from Batman)

Bai Kainan: Nowadays, the Wulin is full of three points and seven points. Your teasing gang is just expired popcorn, and it's just (learning turtle qigong)

Jia Ling: OK, let me (send it today? Uh? ) This popcorn will teach you a lesson, you rotten dish? Ye Ye (learning cockfighting)

Bai Kainan: Today I'm going to clean the door for the Wulin. Please do it (Golden Rooster Independence)

Jia Ling: You said he was like this, so you still need me to do it? (pushing Bai Kainan)

Bai Kainan: Yeah? (pour) (send? Uh? )

Jia Ling: What now?

Bai Kainan? I-how did I lose again?

Jia Ling: I didn't even touch you

The fourth part? Palace version

Bai Kainan: If you can't act like this, you have to change

Jia Ling: Okay, okay, let's change another version. Change to the court version of On Teasing, which your daughter-in-law loves to watch.

Bai Kainan: Then what's its name?

Jia Ling: It's called "The Secret History of Teasing"

Bai Kainan: Then start again

(Guanyin music with a thousand hands)

(The two dressed as toffee and the emperor approached and began to dance Guanyin with a thousand hands)

Jia Ling: Your Majesty, your Majesty

Bai Kainan: No, you, who are you?

Jia Ling: I'm a teasing princess.

Bai Kainan: I, I only remember flying in Doby. Remember to tease three points and win seven points.

Jia Ling: Your Majesty, are you talking about three points for teasing and seven points for holding? Are you talking about the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point holding?

Bai Kainan: Yes, teasing princess, this is the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point holding.

Jia Ling: Really, Your Majesty, are you really talking about the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point holding?

Bai Kainan: Yes, it's really the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point holding.

Jia Ling: Really, Your Majesty? Then, why is it called the legendary three-point tease and seven-point hold?

Bai Kainan: Yes, it is because it is composed of three parts of teasing and seven parts of holding.

Jia Ling: Really, your majesty? Do you think it's fair to treat the princess like this? In this palace, I'm tired of intrigue, endless, endless?

Bai Kainan: You will never stop. What does it matter even if it is a three-point joke and a seven-point compliment?

Jia Ling: Do you think it doesn't matter? Do you really think it doesn't matter? Do you really really think it doesn't matter? You don't want to break up with me, do you?

Bai Kainan: I just want to break up with you! No, it's worse for you to act like this than to hit me just now!

Jia Ling: Really? Is it true?/You don't say. Do you really, really feel bad? But what does this have to do with me?

Bai Kainan: I can't stand it anymore

Jia Ling: Really? Is it true?/You don't say. Are you really, really sick of it? But what does this have to do with me?

Bai Kainan: Oh, hey, I beg you, can't I stop this cross talk?

Jia Ling: Really? Is it true?/You don't say. Are you really, really going to stop talking about cross talk? But what does this have to do with me?

Bai Kainan: Oh, help! (stepping off the stage)

Jia Ling: Are you dying? Really? Is it true?/You don't say. Are you really, really not going to die? But what does this have to do with me?