The first of the three axes of Christians is to lay out the text of the Bible. However, in fact, the text of the Bible itself has long been full of holes. For example, in the universe, were birds and animals made in six days? No way. Therefore, the second axe tells us, "Don't look at the Bible literally". In fact, it is because they know that the Bible is full of nonsense, so they can only explain it through various unfathomable "metaphors" in order to save the reputation of the Bible. As for how to explain these "metaphors", it is of course up to them. For example, how to calculate the six days of this creation, some treat each day as a day, some treat each day as a thousand years, and some treat each day as a geological period. This Bible is full of articles, but it's just full of nonsense. Sometimes even this kind of loose talk and arbitrary "interpretation of Confucian classics" can't solve the problem. The last axe is that God is too clever to understand and explain, so don't ask again. If Christians always do this, things will be easier, but they often still don't believe that their wisdom is too far from God. They have to bite off more than they can chew, stay on the level of the second axe, explain God and God's will, and create a lot of nonsense, which is simply blasphemy. Who knows whether these things really accord with God's own wishes?

I can also take this arbitrary metaphor from the last paragraph. From the Bible, we can see that this "all-knowing and all-powerful" God is not all-knowing and all-powerful. "All-knowing and all-powerful" is just a flattering word, and God will be afraid. The Bible clearly says: "God said that the man is similar to us. The Bible also says, "The woman said to the snake,' We can eat from the tree in the garden.' But God once said,' You shall not eat from the tree in the middle of the garden or touch it, lest you die. The snake said to the woman, "You don't have to die, because God knows that on the day you eat, your eyes will be opened, and you will know good and evil like God." However, people didn't die because they ate the fruit, so it can be seen that the sign from God was mixed with lies from the beginning, but the snake seemed quite honest. Why would God lie to his subjects? Just afraid of their ability to grow, "similar" to him. The Bible also wrote: "God came to see the cities and towers built by the world. God said, "Look, they have become one people, all speaking the same language. Now that they have done this, nothing they will do in the future will fail.". Let's go down and confuse their accents there, so that their speech cannot be understood. " Here, God once again reveals his fear that his subjects will become too powerful, so he must use the rule of "divide and rule" to deal with them. Therefore, it is not so much that God created man in his own image as that man created God in his own image, and God was made according to worldly desires, the emperor of the world. Of course, theologians must have another "mystery metaphor" explanation for these stories. I don't know what they are. I don't think it is necessarily more credible than my explanation. As mentioned above, theologians can't realize their stupidity. They will never stop using their clumsy and far-fetched explanations to make things difficult for God. If God really exists, they will probably be so angry with these stupid words imposed on him that they will be hit by lightning.

Hehe

Why do I like to watch Christians apologise?

I can always appreciate those mysterious metaphors.

I can appreciate those words that make things difficult for God.

That is one of the reasons.