1. When admiring you, say: I am convinced by you, I am defeated by you, I admire you to death.

2. When encouraging, say: I am optimistic about you.

3. When you see something surprising, say: O hungry God.

4. If you want to criticize someone, just say: overwhelming.

5. When "threatening", you say: Be careful, I will exclude you.

6. If you want someone to be unable to move, just "sunflower point".

7. If you interrupt, say: The sun is so beautiful tonight.

8. Anyone who disagrees will say: If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, you think I’m hellokitty.

9. When dealing with gf’s cheating, just say: The acting is so bad that I don’t even shed tears.

10. When a colleague compliments himself, he says: Just average, xx ranks third.

11. When a friend compliments her gf on her beauty, she says: Too ugly, too ugly, Asian sister is ninth.

12. Before you fight desperately, say: Take good care of my seventh uncle.

13. Before dancing and singing, say: Kangsang Amida! music!

14. If you want someone you hate to leave, just say: Brother Wu En.

15. When you offend your wife, say: Your Excellency does not remember the faults of villains. The prime minister’s belly can support a boat. When the moon falls and crows cry and frost fills the sky, both husband and wife return the home.

16. When trying to reason with others, just say: Master once said.

17. When teasing a female colleague, she said: Please, go to Korea first.

18. When helping others, say slightly mysteriously: There is someone above me.

19. When you want to curse someone, think like this: The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good.

20. Think like this when working overtime: No matter how tiring or hard it is, just treat yourself as a 250; no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person.

21. Brothers misunderstand each other, and when your girlfriend gets angry, you should think like this: Brothers are like the limbs of a centipede, and women are like winter clothes.

22. If the takeaway at noon does not taste good, I have to say: If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you... put less salt! ! !

23. If you are the boss, ask your employees who are watching "Wulin Gaiden":

"What is your goal?"

"Be a peerless person" Heroine."

"Why mention it so far away?"

"The salary is higher."

"This one is better than the previous one. Still far away.”