A is Tang Jiezhong, B is Ma Ji

A: Crosstalk is a language art,

B: Yes

A: The important thing is to learn how to talk and sing, this crosstalk actor! Best at telling long jokes, short jokes, wisecracks, whatever.

B: This is the basic skill of a crosstalk actor

A: Crosstalk actors must be smart. As soon as an idea comes to you, you should say it through your mouth.

B: Yes

A: You also need to be sharp with your words

B: Yes

A: Like you

B: I am particularly suitable

A: What is suitable? It is simply a good material for cross talk. Look at this head, it looks like a taro. This mouth looks like a banana! Not to mention these eyes! The whole dead fish eye!

B: You are praising me!

A: Yes! Anyway, you have a good brain! ~

B: This is true! Let me tell you, I have a smart mind

A: Don’t brag yet. Today I will test you in front of the audience. Let’s talk about it

B: What? What's it called anyway?

A: I say a sentence, and you turn it over and say it again. If you can say it correctly, you will be considered smart!

B: Let’s try some funny sketches

A: Just come, my table

B: . . . . .

A: My table

B: My table

A: Oh, why are you so stupid? I said my table, you want it Say I get the table

B: Oh, I understand

A: My table.

B: My sub-table

A: My stage

B: My sub-table

A: My light bulb

B: My sub-table

A: Me.

B: It’s your own fault

A: It’s your own fault!

B: Didn’t you ask me to do it?

A: If I talk about my table, you talk about the sub-table, and I talk about the stage, you have to talk about my stage dance.

B: Oh! (Silly) Every one in reverse.

A: This brain is so good, it has reached 290.

B: Never mind coming again! This time I understand!

A: Got it! Let’s get started. From head to toe! Let’s see what your reaction is like!

B: No problem!

A: My brain

B: I am stupid, I am stupid!

A: My forehead,

B: I have no brain!

A: My eyebrows

B: I have no eyes!

A: My eyes

B: My pig eyes are outrageous!

A: My nose

B: My nose

A: The bridge of my nose

B: I measure my nose, I measure it What is he doing?

A: I’m jealous!

B:. . . . . . I bite you!

A: Why are you biting me?

B: How do you translate this word?

A: What do you mean?

B: There are a lot of words

A: Oh, a little more words, okay! I have teeth in my mouth

B: I have teeth in my teeth again, I have become a monster! Don't keep talking about it!

A: That’s okay! Let’s talk about it! My neck.

B: I’m having trouble with my neck.

A: I stole the shoulder

B: I stole the shoulder. Where can I steal it?

A: I have a small belly.

B: I have a kid in my belly. I am pregnant!

A: My thigh.

B: My legs are big!

A: My mother’s feet are like a duck’s feet

B: My mother’s feet are like a duck’s feet.

I'm a duck again! Do you have any good words?

A: Don’t you want to talk about this? Let's report the names of people in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

B: Come on!

A: I am Guan Yu

B: I am Yu Guan, it has nothing to do with me.

A: Don’t be proud! I am Zhuge Liang

B: I am Liang Gezhu

A: I am Zhao Yun

B: I am Yunzhao, I am Yunshan Wuzhao.

A: This guy is going to faint! I am Zhang Fei

B: I am Fei Zhang.

A: I said I fainted! I am the lord

B: I am the princess.

A: When did you have the surgery?

B: I just went to Shuguang Men’s Department, are you looking for me? Get something better!

A: OK, let’s go to the garden and tell you the names of the flowers

B: Go to the garden? That’s great

A: But before I go to the garden, I have a request.

B: What request!

A: The speed is a little faster than before and you need to take action.

B: I know how to lead, is that right (joining A, walking around the stage like a couple)

A: What! I mean, when you go to the garden, you should point your nose with these two fingers. It has to be more beautiful. It has to be like this (movement), right?

B: No problem, I am the most beautiful!

A: Let’s start now

B: Okay

A: I go to the garden?

B: I go to the garden

A: I am a peony flower?

B: I am a peony flower

A: I am a peony flower?

B: I am Is it peony?

A: I am jasmine

B: I am jasmine

A: I am dog tail flower

B: I am a flower-tailed dog

Extended information:

"Anyway" is the work of Tang Jiezhong and Ma Ji.

"Anyway" tells the story of the art of cross talk, which has a long history and a long history. It is a treasure in the treasure house of traditional art of the Chinese nation. It is all the precious recordings preserved by the China People's Broadcasting Station that have been carefully compiled and compiled, and condensed several generations. Drawing on the wisdom and hard work of crosstalk authors, actors, and editors, this series includes the essence of crosstalk art during the heyday of broadcasting. It brings to your ears the most vivid and authentic masterpieces of crosstalk art, and plays them in FLASH format, giving you a refreshing experience. The feeling is that you can see the picture while listening, and enjoy more fun.

Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia-Anyway: