Who gave you the best lines in the cross talk of Da Bing? Who knows?

Performers: Da Bing, Zhao Weiguo

Qi: Hello everyone, hello everyone. Dear viewers in front of the TV.

Ding Bing: Crosstalk actor Ding Bing. Zhao Weiguo: Zhao Weiguo. Qi: Happy New Year to you.

Ding Bing: Oh, thank you all for your encouragement. Without your encouragement, I, Ding Bing, would not be where I am today. Every friend in front of the TV is Dabing’s reborn parent

Zhao Weiguo: Wow, that’s a good thing to say. Does anyone know why the soldiers were so polite today? Because our Cultural Affairs Bureau is the only outstanding actor selection this year,

In the preliminary evaluation, Da Bing won first place! Shall we say congratulations?

Dr. Bing: Whether you can succeed or not will have to be approved by your leader.

Zhao Weiguo: This is almost the same.

Ding Bing: In fact, everyone knows me very well. I don’t care about fame and fortune.

Zhao Weiguo: That’s right.

Ding Bing: I have expressed my position to the leader repeatedly.

Zhao Weiguo: What did you say?

Ding Bing: The gold cup and silver cup are not as good as the reputation of the people, the first and second prizes are not as good as the praise of the people, the pig's hand and the chicken's hand are not as good as the people's clapping, and the bear's paw and goose paw are not as good as the people's applause. Thank you. !

Zhao Weiguo: The words are rough and the reasoning is not rough. Makes sense.

Off-site voice: The award for outstanding actors is here! The award for outstanding actors is here!

Zhao Weiguo: It’s coming. I'll read it to you.

Dr. Bing: I’m sorry.

Zhao Weiguo: Outstanding Actor Award!

Dr. Bing: Let everyone laugh.

Zhao Weiguo: This actor plays an exemplary role in every aspect.

GI: This is what I should do.

Zhao Weiguo: Good at uniting comrades and helping others.

Digital: I’m used to it.

Zhao Weiguo: He has always worked hard and never complained.

Soldier: They are all controlled by the leaders.

Zhao Weiguo: A decision was made this year to award the honorable title of Outstanding Actor to Comrade Zhao Weiguo. Hey hey hey, soldier, soldier, wake up! I didn't do anything

Ah! Hey, ambulance, come on, ambulance! Hey, help!

Soldier: Why are you calling an ambulance?

Zhao Weiguo: Save people!

Soldier: Who to save?

Zhao Weiguo: Hey, didn’t you faint just now?

Dr. Bing: You wish I could die.

Zhao Weiguo: I don’t mean that, I don’t mean that.

Dr. Bing: Zhao Weiguo.

Zhao Weiguo: Hey.

Dr. Bing: I can’t see it!

Zhao Weiguo: Oh, soldier, you may have a misunderstanding.

Ding Bing: I didn’t misunderstand. Congratulations.

Zhao Weiguo: Eh.

GI: Congratulations.

Zhao Weiguo: Thank you.

Soldier: I’ll beat you to death with a brick. Dear friends here, this concludes my performance today. goodbye.

Zhao Weiguo: Hey, hey, hey...Ding Bing

Ding Bing: Don't touch me, why are you touching me? Come on, everyone, watch an outstanding actor beating someone on stage!

Zhao Weiguo: When did I hit you?

Dr. Bing: Then why did you touch me?

Zhao Weiguo: Let’s finish the cross talk!

Ding Bing: I'm sorry, you are an excellent actor, please tell everyone.

Zhao Weiguo: What about you?

Ding Bing: I am a backward actor now.

Zhao Weiguo: Huh?

Ding Bing: Not only do I have to go down, but also the host, lighting and sound master, let’s get off work together!

Zhao Weiguo: What does it mean to get off work!

Ding Bing: From now on, let’s let Zhao play alone all night, okay? Thank you for your understanding.

Zhao: Stop.

Big: Unable to stand.

Zhao: You dare. Isn’t it just that he was not rated as an outstanding actor? Just now you kept saying that the audience are your reborn parents, oh, if you are not rated as an outstanding actor, you will not recognize your parents

You child is too unfilial. come over! Apologize to your parents, hurry up

Da: I’m sorry, parents,

Zhao: That’s right,

Da: I just became abnormal

Zhao: Huh?

Big: I lost my temper

Looking for: Frightened me

Big: Okay, for the sake of your parents, I will accompany you Zhao finished this cross talk.

Zhao: That’s right.

Da: After that, let’s go our separate ways.

Zhao: Okay, okay, no problem.

Da: Yes,

Zhao: Yes

Da: You say it.

Look for: Yes.

Let me tell you what. You tell me first about our cross talk.

Da: Yes, it turned out that I was the first to say it. Now that you are an excellent actor, please say it first.

Find out: Is this comparable to outstanding actors?

Da: Of course, your commendation order clearly states it. Does the actor play an exemplary and leading role in every aspect? If you don’t tell me first, I’ll tell you first! Say

Look for: Let me say it first. I will say it first. Dear audience friends, good evening. Today we will tell you about a cross talk. Hey, hey, oh, this cross talk is about a joke, and two people have to tell the joke. He can't be the only one to say, "You have a shofar!"

Da: What’s wrong!

Looking for: Again, what?

Da: Why don’t you be allowed to play an exemplary and leading role?

Looking for: I’ve taken the lead, it’s your turn.

Da: Oh, you’ve finished taking the lead. Sorry, I'll let you say my words.

Looking for: Why should I say your words!

Da: It is clearly written in your commendation order that the actor has always worked hard and without complaint, and no matter who has the words, you alone have to say it. Come on, friends, let’s applaud and encourage him to tell everyone a cross talk, okay! Okay, thank you, thank you.

Zhao: This is impossible to say.

Big: The applause of the friends here is not warm enough, the friends over there are cheering him up! Hahahaha

Look for: Stop, that’s it. Get down here, ah, get down here as soon as possible.

Da: Huh? What do you mean?

Looking for: It’s better to have you than not to have you. Who are you? This is

Big: Is this what you want me to go down on?

Zhao: You should leave as soon as possible

Da: Don’t regret it

Zhao: I won’t regret it

Da: Just go down.

Zhao: This is how to judge an outstanding actor

Da: What’s the big deal, just go down.

Zhao: Huh?

Da: Just go down, I’ll sit here

Look: Well, okay! Then I will tell you this cross talk in a down-to-earth manner, saying that we have an old man there,

Ding Bing: (sitting on the steps causing trouble) Sister Liu, Sister Liu, Sister Liu, you are here too , Sister Liu. Hahaha. . Is that your husband next to you? Ah, it's your boyfriend. Haha, no wonder you bring different people with you every time. Hahaha,,,, tell me? Let's applaud him and encourage him to continue speaking.

Looking: Thank you, thank you. Then I'll move on. Say we have one there. . .

Big: Sister Zhao, Sister Zhao, Sister Zhao, go find your Sister Zhao. I admit my mistake.

Look: Do you have any virtue? You and I will continue. Talk about us

Old: Mrs. Wang, Mrs. Wang, haha,,,

Looking for: You don’t have so many acquaintances!

Da: What’s this? I say hello and you talk about your cross talk.

Looking for: No, you always say hello and I can’t say it?

Da: It’s none of my business. You are the one who makes you outstanding. If you don’t want to mess with me, who will mess with you? Mrs. Wang

Looking for: I beg you, can you come up?

Da: I will go down if you let me.

Looking for: Ah

Big: You asked me to come up and I came up again.

Look for: Yes.

Big: I am an elevator!

Looking for: What are you doing in the elevator?

Da: I just discovered today that sitting here is much more comfortable than standing on it. For those of you who want me to continue sitting here, please applaud and encourage me. Thank you. I see that my parents don’t let me sit here.

I am filial.

Look for: OK, OK, OK, OK. But there is one thing: you cannot say hello to your acquaintances. OK.

Da: Okay, let’s not fight.

Zhao: Okay, I’ll start talking now. There is an old man there who likes to make bets with others, saying that he has special powers. He says he can bite his left eye.

Do you think this is interesting?

Da: This is not interesting. This old man’s left eye is a prosthetic eye. He took it out, bit it and put it back again. This is called cross talk.

Look for: He has something even more amazing, he can also bite his right eye. You can’t have both eyes fake, this is fun, right?

Big : This is not even fun. This old man also has a pair of dentures. He takes them off, bites them, and then puts them back on. I wonder how such a person can be rated as an excellent actor.

Looking for: This way, this way, I will guess a riddle for everyone, saying that it looks like a dog from a distance, and it looks like a dog when seen up close. Hit it and it won’t move, scold it and it won’t go away, and pull it over. It just goes.

Big: Dead dog, who doesn’t know?

Looking for: It is said that it looks like an electric fan from a distance, but it looks like an electric fan from up close, and the electric fan is an electric fan, but it just doesn’t turn,

Big: No electricity

Looking: Say it looks like a car from a distance, but it looks like a car when looking up close.

Big: No gasoline

Looking: Say it looks far away It looks like a car

Big: There is no driver

Looking: It looks like a car from a distance

Big: The driver has gone to the toilet

Looking : I can’t say that.

Da: You can’t say, who made you excellent, you deserve it.

Zhao: I’ll tell you Da Bing, I’ll tell you another one, if you can still guess it.

Da: How about it!

Looking for: I will give you the outstanding actor