Snow White, how white and flawless!

But think about it carefully, the one Snow White knows is a prince, and the one Cinderella knows is also a prince! A girl kissed the frog, and the frog became a prince again!

Has anyone ever thought that the prince is basically the same person!

And this prince is a playboy, chasing girls everywhere.

And unscrupulous enough to dress up as a frog to chase!

The seed of love

Before my first love, I thought I was Yang Guo.

The difference between me and Yang Guo in the book is that he has a big carving!

At that time, like Yang Guo, I never thought I would be the first in the exam. I just want love.

As long as I find my little dragon girl, I can give up my studies, retire to the mountains, move into the New Territories, go to the community once a month or more, ask my grandmother for pocket money, and then go back. On this basis, I spent my Form 1 to Form 5 under this transcendental thought.

At that time, the most popular debate in the school was: Should middle school students fall in love?

I think what we should argue is: Should middle school students study?

Before I fell in love for the first time, my little dragon girl only needed one condition: beauty! I know you'll think I'm naive if I think so, but I was still young at that time and didn't know that health was so important!

03. novelty

What is the biggest requirement for girls when people chase girls nowadays?

Not beautiful, the most important thing is fresh!

What is freshness?

That is to say, it is better to chase for a year than to chase for half a year.

Because it is a new acquaintance for half a year, it is quite novel.

Similarly, chasing that half a year is not enough for three months to be punctual!

Chasing for a month is not enough to chase for half a month on time!

It's not enough to chase for a day and a half, and so on. Finally, ...

The one you chased is not enough. What should I do if I miss the punctuality?

Still chasing? Not on time when chasing.

04. Death

When I was a child, I was not afraid of death.

I feel that only people in the past will die, and people in history books will die.

Many people don't know, what is the use of history? History is used to tell you: those people are dead!

I have never seen the name Wong Tze Wah in history books. How could I die?

Most importantly, even death is not a terrible thing!

When I was a child, Mrs. Chen next door always scolded her husband: There are so many people, aren't you * * *?

Then when Bobby Chen comes back from her trip, Mrs. Chen will say, "I'm back from the dead. Won't I die for a while?"

So I always thought that * * * was just going to the streets, and I certainly wouldn't go far.

Because Bobby Chen always comes back soon.

05. lovelorn? Losing love will make people grow up.

Before I was lovelorn, I always felt that all the problems in the world had answers.

Why do we have to get up at eight o'clock every day to go to work?

Because it's time to go to work!

Why do we have to go to work on time?

Because we don't have to float working hours!

Why is there a battle in this world?

Because we have weapons!

Then why do we need weapons?

Children's Day is here; Because they have weapons.

Until I fell in love, everything was answered.

Jane, why don't you love me?

Jane gave me a classic answer. She said: how should love be owned? "Love has no reason and cannot be explained. Stop asking! (Remember this sentence)

If the teacher asks me questions in class, I can answer them like this!

"Wong Tze Wah, why do things need oxygen when they burn?"

"Teacher, there is no reason for this question. There's no explanation. Don't ask me! "

06. Rolex watch

Why bring a Rolex?

Without Rolex, who are you to say to others: Time is precious?

You see, my watch goes once, 12 hours, hundreds of thousands! That means 10 thousand yuan an hour!

What is your watch? Seiko?

How much are you worth at a time?

A few hundred dollars?

Then how can I have dinner with you? Everyone has a different concept of time!

Not only that, you bring Rolex to show your sense of humor!

Rolex, who earns money by labor and can afford Rolex?

On the contrary, the person who wears a Rolex shows that he doesn't have to work hard to make money!

These are all funny!

07. Women's view of love

Girls have completely different views on love and hobbies.

If a girl knows that a boy likes her, she will go shopping, go to the movies and eat with that boy, but she can't go any further.

And girls know that when a boy loves her, he is right and can give more.

In the eyes of girls, liking is "condescending".

But? In the eyes of girls, it is "acquisition"

Acquisition includes "capital injection" and later "merger".

So the girl wants the boy to inject his love, his account and, most importantly, his money. .

Then buy Joyce, Panda, Gucci and famous brands until they think they can consolidate their value! But they are absolutely right.

Without that man's consent!

08. A man's view of love? Men are very casual about their preferences, and there is no difference between love and liking. As long as he knows that you like him, he can take you back to his home or go to your home at once.

Is there no love in a man's heart? I don't think so. It's just that men understand the definition of love better than others. what is love ? Jesus said, "Love,

It is patient and blessed. Love is not arrogant, pretentious, shy, or forgetting other people's mistakes. "

You said that as a little man, how can you tell a woman that I love you so casually?

So if someone says "I love you" to you in the future, either he is lying or there is a Jesus in front of you.

By the way, Jesus takes love as his duty, and he should love!

09. Self-esteem

When nobody cares about me, I know I am a great artist.

You can't get the respect that others deserve when you are alive.

Not only that, I am greater than a great artist, because I know:

I will not be respected if I die!

Men's demand for love is freshness: constantly looking for some fresh objects.

Women's demand for love is to keep fresh: that is, to ask the same object to keep fresh.

10. Does it matter whether a man is handsome or not?

Is handsome really that important to a man?

Some people say that men don't need to be handsome, just talented.

Is that really the case? Have you ever tried to bring your talents to the disco to pick up girls?

As soon as the handsome boy entered the door, he had already asked each other questions with the girls in less than twenty minutes: "Shall we go to your place or mine?"

I went with my talent, so it's hard to find a girl to give me a chance, not to ask each other questions, but to give me a chance to display my talent, singing and dancing, acting and boasting, and tonight is all on my own. ...

By the time a girl looked at me, I was exhausted!