1. The world is so wonderful, but I am so grumpy! This is not good, not good!

2. Russia shouldn't have married here in the first place ~

Husband won't die if he doesn't come to Russia ~

Russia will not be reduced to such a sad situation until my husband dies ~

3. Close the door and let Xiao Guo go

Huashan is very close to the door, and the one who hit the donkey by turning left will arrive.

5. Either your head is not big, or your head is moldy! !

6. Take care of my seventh uncle. . .

7. Help me take care of my uncle's third niece.

8. Your moon cakes are really unique in the world of moon cakes, but they are everywhere in the world of steamed bread.

9. When I see your dull look, I want to be savage.

10. I was like you two months ago. In two months, you will be just like me.

1 1. sunflower acupoint hand

Sunflower shiatsu

12. Are you sure?

I'm sure. I'm sure.

13. Mom, this may affect your career.

14. I haven't stolen a saint for years.

15. You tore the goose's heart, you tore the goose's liver, and you tore the goose's life.

16. Yu Xiang: Zhantang, will you marry Hungry? Zhan Tang: No. Zhan Tang: Will you marry me?

Yu Xiang: Hungry, unwilling and willing. The whole world knows that you are lying.

17. In recent years, Russia has never blamed the government or the society! ! !

18. Bring us the treasure of Huashan School. -candied haws

19.pUpU (slapping sound) has both a type, b type and o type.

20. Ruthless, shameless and unreasonable

2 1. Guo: Say a compliment idiom. Mo: Water hibiscus. Guo: Not bad, one more. Mo: bury yourself in peace ~

22.。 . . . . Whoever killed me, I killed who. . . . . .

23. There is someone above me!

24. Big mouth: xxx My uncle is a magistrate of a county ... Big mouth: keep a low profile! ! ! !

25. Help me take care of my brother's wife's sister-in-law! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

26. Oh, my God! Can't I change what she likes about me?

27. Zhu: indecent assault. Laobai: Dare to pick flowers on my site.

Over there: sunflower acupuncturist.

Laobai. . . . . . . . . . .

28. Zi said: Knowledge is power! ! ! (The scholar said! ! )

29. No matter how hard and tired you are, you should think of yourself as 250. No matter how hard and dangerous you are, you should treat yourself as a two-faced person.

* * * Whatever!

30. Brothers are centipedes' hands and feet, and wives are winter clothes!

3 1. Very, very special. Ok ~ ~

32. general. On average, sister Hong Kong is the third! !

33. Wowotou is in your hand, and there is not a drop of oil in the dish.

34. My uncle is a magistrate. If you have a problem with me, you have a problem with my uncle.

If you have a problem with your uncle, you have a problem with the court. Everybody keep a low profile! Avoid being conspicuous

35. Sang Kang Mida, Muse ... ...

36. The judge is a little thirsty and needs to go to the toilet.

There is still a long way to go in Xiu Yuan. I will go up and down, east and west, north and south, and I will pursue everything.

Stealing a bell at lightning speed is like breaking a foot.

39. "People floating in rivers and lakes, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "

40. Six, three are dead. What about the three children? Six! Six children.

Rest in peace. . You are never right!

4 1. Others have their strengths, and you have your weaknesses ~!

42. What a scholar! Well, that smart, capable and cheap scholar ~ ~!

43. How many people are there in the family, how many acres of land are there per capita, and how many cows are there in the field? Tell me about it.

44. Guo: Get out of here, (gun).

45. Jianghu is always deeper than you think.

46. Palm refused. Don't you dare play double standards with me!

48. Please, just let the audience understand. Really, I already understand.

Zia, take me away.

50. virtuous, you can't do anything at home.

Classic lines of Wulin legend

Shopkeeper: Where are you from?

Guo: It's the office.

Shopkeeper: Where to?

Guo: Go to that place.

Shopkeeper: When the word Xia is taken apart, it should be one word per person. What does this mean?

Guo: Be a man with your tail between your legs.

Guo: I have been to more restaurants than you have been to toilets, and I have tasted more delicious food than you have eaten.

Mouth: I went to the toilet … the food you ate …

Guo: Hey, are you free, Bai Shaoxia?

Laobai: No time!

Guo: If you don't have time, take some time.

Mouth: Boss, you don't know anything. Her face changes quickly and her acting skills are high. Only Xia Qing and Yu Man can compare with her in this life.

Laobai: That's because she is abnormal. Xia Qing Yu Man is insane.

Beckham: Sister Guo, how long are you going to lie down?

K: Well, it depends. Tentative August and September.

Beckham: Ah, it's only February.

Guo: You, I'll fight with you.

Laobai: Don't fight if you are in poor health. You have something to tell me!

Shopkeeper: Oh, my God.

Guo: If hard work is a mistake, I will get rid of it at once.

Guo: I just formed a gang.

Laobai: Is that apple pie or pineapple pie?

Beckham: I am one of the eight schools. (To Guo) There are two more schools than your six schools.

Beckham: I declare, let's all go home to find our mother.

Sir: Why are there mice again?

Everyone: New arrivals.

Li Mu: Mom eats more salt than you.

Mouth: That's the weight of your mouth.

Li Mu: Mom has crossed more bridges than you have.

Mouth: That's because I don't like moving.

Old Punishment: Bai Zhantang, wait for your ass to be hit by a board. Say goodbye to your charming ass.

Old punishment: The thief just stole the rice shop in West Street.

Laobai: What is there to steal from the rice shop?

Old punishment: a jar of millet, two bundles of green onions, three barrels of soybean oil, and 50 Jin of cornmeal.

Mouth: Oh, my God, is this stealing a saint or a donkey?

Shopkeeper: Exhibition hall, people are afraid of drinking water; Guo, go and get a sip of water. Remember not to put tea.

Lao Xing: Ladies and gentlemen, according to my guess, Tang Baiyu should come in through this door and go out through this door with a rice jar and two bundles of green onions.

Shopkeeper: This is a window.

Lao Xing: Really, Mom-how can I draw a picture as a window? All the same. You can turn the window with a rice jar.

Old punishment: catching a thief is sometimes as simple as that.

Old punishment: good, good, eat and drink, eat and drink, alas, the country is peaceful and the people are safe, and life is really beautiful.

Whelan: Big mouth, that's very kind of you.

Mouth: I am good to you, and everyone's good is really good.

Laobai: But then again, the old punishment is not an ordinary person.

Mouth: Why isn't he ordinary?

Laobai: You see, in the final analysis, people kneeling for mercy is more powerful than the average person.

Laobai: Big mouth, I saw another one. It's terrible. This is not a wedding competition. The whole town was a massacre. Alas, after your wife left, Wushu education in our town will go back at least twenty years.

Guo: She left quietly, came gently, and with a flick of her knife, only two scabbard were left.

Mouth: I can also marry a wife. You said that if Xiao Guo didn't make trouble there, you said that Whelan and I would be together. At that time, she tilled the fields, I wove, and she carried water to water the flowers.

Shopkeeper: She carries water and you water the flowers. You're welcome.

Everyone: You say you have seed, he says he has seed, and when it comes to Li Dazui, he has the least seed.

Laobai: Very, very ugly.

Scholar: Hey, Furong, how have you been recently? Is life hard? If you are in trouble, you should say that we are brothers and sisters and this is your home. As the saying goes, brothers and sisters should be even. Should you pay back the money you owed me last time? You must pay it back. Why not return it? Why don't you be reasonable and do it? I am afraid of you. If you fight, I will kick you. I want to kick you, I want to kick you.

Mouth: Don't worry, your business is my business, your money ...

Scholar: Wait a minute, it's still my money.

Scholar: Miss Guo, if I remember correctly, you should be responsible for clearing this table.

Guo: Mr. Lu, if I remember correctly, there is a saying that dogs mind their own business with mice.

Scholar: As the saying goes, don't steam steamed bread for breath. Did you all hear that?

Laobai: Don't you like steamed bread?

Old punishment: Listen to the people inside, listen to the people inside, someone reported that some of you made stinky tofu eggs, which has seriously affected the food, clothing, housing and transportation of people around you. The director solemnly warned that handing over stinky tofu eggs and releasing hostages is your only way out. I repeat, hand over the stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages.

Guo: Are you sure?

Scholar: I don't deny veto and negation.

Laobai: Didn't you just say that we share weal and woe? Otherwise, how about we call Tongfu Inn?

Mouth: Why not call it Tongnan Inn?

Mouth: Stop being careless and I'll fire you.

Beckham: Eating people is illegal.

Guo: Yes, imposing and overbearing. If you poke there, you'll be a bully in the seven chivalrous towns.

Mouth: Hey, who is the mother of Qixia Town?

Xiaoliu: Help me take care of my seventh uncle's first mother-in-law.

Everyone: I don't have the leisure time.

Shiniang: You can't even hear the sound when you hit with a stick.

Shopkeeper: Why?

Teacher Niang: It's all internal injuries.

Beckham: I want to eat sugar man, and I want the biggest Zhang Fei.

Ten Niang: Don't talk about Zhang Fei. I'll buy it for you even in Faye Wong.

Shopkeeper: Do you think I am a greedy person?

Everyone: You are so kind!

Laobai: You are a money-oriented person.

Scholar: Aren't you ashamed?

Shopkeeper: I'm ashamed.

Guo: Be brave after knowing shame.

Shopkeeper: Shame and joy.

Xiaocui: My name is Xiaocui, and you?

Scholar: My name is Lu, and I have two mouths. They all call me Lv Xiucai, hehe;

Xiaocui: What do you like to do?

Scholar: reading;

Xiaocui: Besides reading?

Scholar: reading;

Xiaocui: So what are you reading now?

Scholar: Not a book, but an account book.

Laobai: Oh, look at the decoration in other people's shops. No wonder this is a pigsty. What a pigsty.

Guo: Compared with others, this is our cell.

Mouth: What cells? A whole toilet.

Cabinet: Bai Zhantang, I really didn't realize that you were the strongest acting school in China.

Laobai: Who is the acting school? Open your eyes and take a closer look. Am I an acting school? Do you swear? I am an idol.

Old punishment: That's outrageous. This is a betrayal of Chiguoguo.

Owner: Naked.

Old punishment: His ugly behavior can only be expressed in four words.

Everyone: That's outrageous.

Old punishment: four shifts.

Everyone: Crazy.

Old punishment: Well, I'm finally fooled (for Primary Six)

Old punishment: Oh, my God, if you have a little kindness, you can send two thieves to find our father.

Xiaoliu: Even a thief who steals men will do.

Old punishment: paying attention to quality

Guo: Ah, is it so smelly outside?

Old punishment: smelly, that stinks to the last word.

Guo: What word?

Old punishment: smelly

Old punishment: Stop, come here, come here. What time is it now? Where do you want to go in pajamas?

Xiaoguo: Toilet

Old punishment: toilet? Oh, wearing pajamas and covering the toilet?

Guo: Right, right.

Old punishment: OK, what is this? (pointing to the head)

Guo: Your head.

Old punishment: There is no water in it.

Scholar: They ignore me, boss. Don't worry, I'm here.

Shopkeeper: scholar

Scholar: If anyone touches our shopkeeper, I'll stab him to death with this pen.

Shopkeeper: Ah, just use this pen, scholar. You'd better live.

Small six: I like the one with big eyes, long eyelashes, high nose and small figure.

Guo: Soft ears and white teeth.

Small six: Yes, yes, how do you know?

Guo: That's a donkey.

Shopkeeper: If a person makes me feel grateful, can he be willing to give his life to him? If a person moves me, then I am willing to give myself to him.

K: Here it is.

Small six: something.

Shopkeeper: This is the wallet embroidered by Xiao Guo for you.

Laobai: Oh, yes, Xiao Guo, and learned to embroider penguins.

Shopkeeper: Embroidery is mandarin duck.

Guo: As the saying goes, the sword is light and the knife is heavy. My mother handed me this set of thunder sword-punching skills, and when I play, I can say one word: Quick!

Shopkeeper: Is this your mother's fencing?

Guo: No swearing.

Shopkeeper: Is this your mother's fencing?

Guo: Are you still cursing?

Laobai: Honestly, what is this stone lock for?

Mouth: I practice arm strength to balance the spoon.

Owner: Write it down. Where are the leggings?

Mouth: I practice my feet to run errands.

Laobai: That boy also learned to punish you.

Guo: I'll take revenge another day and explain then. Where's the brick?

Mouth: I practice my brain in order to settle accounts.

Scholar: No, I can do the math myself.

Shopkeeper: When I go out to buy a pair of Spring Festival couplets.

Scholar: Hey, why didn't you ask me to write?

Shopkeeper: Your handwriting is too thin to celebrate in the future. Wait until you get back to Tomb-Sweeping Day.

Shopkeeper: jiaozi, lovely jiaozi, Yu Xiang can't eat you himself. When you are out of the pot, you must be good and stick to it. Don't miss the stuffing, let them see the joke.

Shopkeeper: Oh, Guo, if someone marries you.

Guo: What's wrong with marrying me? Say it.

Shopkeeper: It's quite challenging to marry you.

Trail: I once had a copy of Master's martial arts secrets in front of me, and I regretted losing it. There is no greater pain in the world than this. If God gives me another chance to start over, I will say three words to Master: It's all your fault. If we have to add a time limit to this complaint, it will be ten thousand years.

Guo: Well done.

Scholar: It's just a little more connotation than Mr. Guo.

Guo: Why didn't you say you had too many internal organs?

Guo: It's time for him to live with a hot face and a cold buttocks.

Ji Wuming: Nine times out of ten, it is an unjust case.

Laobai: Why?

Ji Wuming: Think about it. I won't steal, rob, kill or set fire to.

Laobai: Oh, you are too modest.

Classic funny lines

1, what's the matter? It's time to marry a wife when you have children!

2. oh, my god Can't I change what she likes about me?

3, you are heartless, you are shameless, you are unreasonable!

Life is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy, which is not good, not good.

I don't care if my super colorful glazed tile is broken.

6. He vomited.

7, not hungry to death!

8, Mesbu takes all!

9. Help me take care of my uncle's third niece.

10, slap in the face, and you must pay.

1 1, very very slim.

12, heartless, shameless and unreasonable.

13. What's Miss Jin's name?

14, when encouraging, I like you.

15, Li Dazui: That's your mouth!

16, send you four words: wash and sleep.

17, the shopkeeper said, whoever marries you is a good person.

18, why not write a sitcom with such a sense of humor!

19, hold it, you must hold it, I can do it myself.

20, you don't have a long head, or your head is moldy!

2 1. Did you choose the world or did the world choose you?

I haven't been a saint thief for many years.

23, very, very special!

24. If you can't forget it, don't forget it! What a pity to throw away such a beautiful memory.

25. Love at first sight.

26. True friendship is exchanged with sincerity.

27. Seeing your stupidity, I want to be savage.

28. The applause was almost crazy.

29, Xianhui, there is nothing at home.

30. If apologizing helps, why scratch your head?

3 1, think of a person who can't move.

I regret not poisoning her chicken soup!

33. Pay? Is there such a thing in the world?

34, damn it, maybe it will affect your career!

35. what a beautiful woman, she is ashamed of flowers when she is closed.

36. I usually eat when I am not hungry, but now I am not hungry if I don't eat for two days?

37. This is my property, not your scholar.

38, general, general, sister Hong Kong is the third!

I was like you two months ago. In two months, you will be just like me.

40. Help me look after my brother's daughter-in-law's sister-in-law!

4 1, you tore the goose's heart, you tore the goose's liver, and you tore the goose's life.

42, the palm window is not good!

43. Don't collect tips and jewelry without permission!

44. Jade is not a tool, but a dutiful son is born under a stick.

45. Very beautiful, very beautiful.

46. Don't pander to and be unfamiliar with you.

47. Oh, my God!

48. If you want the annoying person to leave, just say: Ghosn.

49. It's as fast as lightning.

Mirror mirror tell me what they really want.

5 1, I am really not an acting school, I am an idol school.

52. If you have children, you should die of old age. Why don't you come back?

Tong Xiangyu: A woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him all her life.

54. When threatening, I will carefully stroke you.

55. Interrupt: How beautiful the sun is tonight.

56. In the sowing season, I went into someone else's garden by mistake, thinking that I had harvested the whole autumn. This is the biggest death.

57. Some people have wind in their blood and are born wandering.

58. Wowotou is in his hand, and there is not a drop of oil in the dish.

59. The judge is a little thirsty and needs to go to the toilet.

60. Li Dazui: That's because I am too lazy to move!

6 1, Jianghu is always deeper than you think.

62. Once you like someone, you want nothing more. I feel lucky as long as I can see her every day.

There are too many disappointments in this world, but your life will go on. The sun still rises every day, and hope will always be planted in your heart.

64. If you want to hit someone, say: avalanche.

65. Close the door and let Xiao Guo go.

66. If you do more injustice, you will hang yourself. There must be something for you.

67. Others have their strengths, and you have your weaknesses!

68. Can you insert a chicken feather in the letter in an emergency? It's obviously a small matter.

69. Say before desperately: Take good care of my seventh uncle.

70. No matter how hard and tired you are, no matter how difficult and dangerous you are, you should also consider yourself a two-faced person.

7 1, store rules, store rules, deduct money.

72. Be reasonable to others and say: Zi once said.

73. Li Dazui's mother: I eat more salt than you eat!

74. Ray, play back!

Lv Xiucai: The breeze and bright moon tickle my heart, dig my heart!

76. When you see something amazing, say: Hungry God.

77. Hungry love is you! Why don't you know? Hungry and sad.

78. There is someone above me!

79. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom. Standing in hell and watching heaven, whoever works hard is busy.

80. Huashan is close to the door. Turn left. It's just riding a donkey.

8 1, you are happy, so am I. When I am sad, I don't want you to be sad with me.

Guo Furong: Why didn't he wait on me all his life?

83. This is the voice of a catcher.

84. My surname is Huang, the grass is Huang, Huang is Huang Doudou Dihuang, and the beans are Huang Doudou Didou.

85. You walk with your voice. Let's go

86. In spring, silkworms will weave until they die. Every night, candles will drain the wick, and a thousand ships will cross the Chung Shan Man.

Ji Wuming: Is there a thief like you? Stealing, cleaning people's houses.

88. When helping others, I mysteriously said: I have someone above me.

89. Brothers are centipedes' hands and feet, and wives are winter clothes!

90, no feeling is no feeling, or no feeling!

9 1, who cares? I care about my pillar and my room. The beam has just been renovated for half a year.

92, worthy of being the fifth generation master, well said! Say the theme of hero!

93, palm refused. Don't you dare play double standards with me!

94. How can you learn to walk without wrestling? How can you know the hardships of life without suffering!

95. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Brothers are like centipedes, and women are like winter clothes.

96. Please take me away, son.

97. When teasing female colleagues, she said: Please, it's the first time to go to Korea.

Classical quotations from quatrains (60 sentences)

The classic quotations from Juejuezi's martial arts legend: 1. A small gamble will hurt your health, and a big gamble will hurt your health. In my opinion, gambling is gambling, and there is no difference between big and small.

Mom, you still have style problems.

Mom, this may affect your career.

4. The world is so wonderful, but I am so grumpy! This is not good, not good!

5. Just a perm! The temperature of the hand represents the temperature of the heart. Let our hearts beat, let our blood boil, let our passion burn and let our youth fly.

6. Is there a final discount?

7. Being a man with his tail between his legs is called chivalry.

8. There are countless possibilities for future life. Is it necessary to think about everything from the beginning and then carry out the construction according to the drawings?

9. Don't steam steamed bread, but this is the ambition of hard work, not petty. Life has a lot of friction, a little more tolerance, a little more tolerance, and it's not over yet.

10. When two people are together, they may quarrel, but when they wake up, they make up as if nothing had happened.

1 1. Hand over stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages.

12. The question is your "if", how can there be such a "if", manned. We always talk about fate. What is fate? God gave you a chance, and this is fate. You took advantage of this opportunity. This is the organization. Both conditions are indispensable. God didn't give you a chance, but you got a chance with your hypothesis. What is this?

13. Forgetting is not the best way to solve heartache. Not everyone has this experience. Now that you have it, you should cherish it.

14. Are you leaving?

15. Reading is not for showing off, but for better communication.

16. You are happy, so am I. When I am sad, I don't want you to be sad with me.

17. Grandpa Ge from Xilianghe, what a nice person.

18. Happiness has nothing to do with how much money you have.

19. No knife in hand, but a knife in heart.

20. It is better not to change your mistakes.

The classic quotations of Juejuezi, The Legend of Wulin Part II, 2 1. Pay attention to quality.

22. A landlord studies.

23. You tore the goose's heart, you tore the goose's liver, and you tore the goose's life.

24. Thieves are neither good nor bad. Just stealing something and grabbing something is called chivalry.

25. When the years pass and you come to the end of your life, you can't take anything away except that beautiful and warm memory.

26. Can you learn if you can't do it? No one will laugh at you.

27. Can you serve the steamed bread quickly?

28. Human nature is the first manifestation of light between heaven and earth, and it is a constant word to awaken the world.

29. True friendship is exchanged with sincerity.

30. Laobai Hotpot.

3 1. Superstition, that is, to be fascinated before believing, to confuse you and make you believe.

32. No matter how beautiful a dream is, it will always be a dream. Cherish the present, it is true.

33. No feeling means no feeling, or no feeling!

34. Some people have wind in their blood and are born wandering.

Knowing what you want to do is half the battle.

If a person makes me feel grateful, I will give my life to him. But if someone touches me, I will give my life to him.

I haven't stolen a saint for many years.

38. What else do you want to type?

39. My novel can't have much value or special significance, let alone be immortal. But at least I can enjoy myself, and most importantly, I know what I should do. What is fame and fortune compared with inner happiness and enrichment?

40. I don't know how to speak and how to fight for it. But I'd rather wait and do nothing. I don't want to erase the only good impression I left.

The classic quotation of Juejuezi's Legend of Wulin 3 4 1. Landing on the surface of Mars and starting a new life.

42. I eat more salt than you. That's because your mouth is heavy. I have crossed more bridges than you have. That's because I don't want to move.

43. Winning doesn't mean happiness. What I fear most is her regret. If one day, she gets married and has children, and she sees the only thrill, what should I do? What should I do? Should I tie her up, tie her up, or poke her with a finger?

I dare not escape, not because I am timid, but because I have enough courage and determination to face my mistakes.

45. That's all right. I remember you looking good. I can imagine.

46. Which do you choose, the ugly truth or the beautiful lie?

47. You don't have a brain, or you have mold in your brain.

48. Standing in heaven and watching hell, life is like a sitcom; Now standing in hell to see heaven, who are you working for?

49. A person's life is very short, such as flying, but this mood is very long, such as mountains and rivers.

Dear guests, please accept my most sincere wishes.

5 1. Life is short and fleeting. But this kind of mood is very long, like mountains and rivers, endless. I can always find a way, but I really miss her.

52. I hit you. What elder sister in this world doesn't beat her? I hate you, not because you hit me, scold me or bully me. What I hate is that anyone in this world can treat me badly, except you, because you are my sister!

Life is so short that I don't want to shine like the sun. At least I should be a torch to guide the lost travelers!

54. Either you didn't say yes. Now that you have promised, you must do it well. You can't break your word.

55. Some people are born with wind in their blood and are doomed to drift.

56. Help me take care of my brother's wife's sister-in-law!

57. People want to be rich when they are alive, healthy when they are sick and happy when they are lonely. It is because of their thoughts that people have the courage to live.

58. How to break, can't break, how to break, how to break, can't break.

59. The most important thing for a real man is to dare to take responsibility. You don't just blame others for what happens. ?

60. When the years go by, when you come to the end of your life, you can't take anything away except that wonderful memory.