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The waiter just served a steak, medium rare.
I can't taste anything special about this cow producing only three servings of beef. He only thinks that this meal consumes one-third of his salary and tastes like RMB.
The girl opposite is wearing untimely makeup, the foundation on her neck is not dizzy, and the clothes are cheap plastic; I looked nervous, but when I chatted on WeChat, I smiled, probably showing off to my little sister …
All this makes m feel: not worth it!
The girl is not worth the price, the steak is not worth the price, and neither am I. Money is used to reward those faces on the screen, smile for him, thank him, humble him …
For the last dessert, the girl took pictures from different angles, and M finally had time to look around.
The man at the next table, wearing a flat gold watch and a wrinkled suit, put it on the back of the chair, and M was reluctant to buy it.
"That's a rich man. If I hang it carefully, it will cost money to dry clean it ... "
M decided that this was a rich man. Because the girl he takes doesn't shoot food; A table of dishes didn't move a few times; Talking about Kan Kan; This shirt is embroidered with golden dragons on a black background. Excellent suppression, excellent workmanship and expensive price. It feels so appropriate and domineering … only such people are suitable for this place …
When he 12 got home, the studio was still hot. He watched a wave of wheat and listened to the anchor singing. While listening to the song, he competed with another person to reward the anchor. It took him half a month's salary, but he listened to the anchor "Thank you for the * * * from Brother M". "Brother M, what's the matter?" ... m thinks salary is nothing to make such a beautiful face smile at only one person!
Before you know it, it's midnight. A cow only produces three steaks, but seeing that his salary is only one sixth, M doesn't have the courage to order takeout. He opened the room where he usually eats and broadcasts …
"Give those old fogies a big elbow today! Yes, uh-huh, this elbow with skin is the most fragrant, delicious ... delicious, yum yum ... "M's stomach" yum yum "turned over.
Thick sauce, full of mouth and face, every time I look at m, I feel sick. "Tut tut, how can I eat my face like a mentally retarded person!" "in the message area," disgusting ","can you stop sucking "and" no quality? " Didn't your mother teach you how to eat when you were a child? "... but the audience has increased.
"The brother who came in poked the screen and double-clicked 666. One of the thirty brothers double-clicked, and I was satisfied, yum yum ... "
"vulgar", m disdain, "this kind of person has no culture and is lazy. He sells some stupid things here to make these spineless money. He looks like a clown. He only deserves to eat elbows and fat intestines here. The restaurant I ate tonight, he definitely doesn't deserve to go in ... he dresses so badly. Look at this fancy shirt. What are these embroidered things? It's a dragon and a phoenix. It's really a lack of show.
After turning off the live broadcast, M lay in bed, wondering how to get through next month with one-sixth salary, and he began to miss the "taste" of one-third salary.
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J just went to the kitchen and said to his mother, "Don't eat fatty intestines today, it's too greasy!" " Change your elbow, and the sauce should not be too salty. "Since I started eating radio, my weight has been rising, but the rewards I received several times are not enough for the female anchor to earn much by singing a song. At this time, J is cruel to himself for not giving birth to a beautiful girl!
J always chooses to eat and broadcast in the dead of night. At this time, dinner is almost digested, and everyone will naturally watch and broadcast when they are hungry.
Secondly, at this time, everyone is more leisure and more willing to interact, even though they scold themselves. "What I fear most is that the air suddenly becomes quiet!" This is what J's favorite anchor said. J always regarded him as an idol.
J's idol changed from a backward small county to a multi-millionaire through live broadcast. Although he has been accused of vulgarity, ignorance and poor taste, "really, you can get as much praise as you can stand!" " He said so.
"Vulgarity is the prejudice of this world, we should be ourselves!" His famous saying supports J live broadcast, think when you are scolded, think when you are not creative, and think when you are poor. J firmly believes that what he and they do is only a more grounded art, and he, they and himself have the responsibility to let more people accept this "loess art".
I chose a "double-layer, European" background, set my elbows, and J's job broadcast began immediately. The background wall was bought in the photo studio for 20 meters, and the hanging background wall was also learned from the idol. "The audience likes this feeling of' majestic'!"
I sent a message in the group chat "I'm going to start!" " "This group is full of' art promoters' like him. Everyone who broadcasts live will go to "support". This time, 25 "water forces" came.
Rub the sauce on your face. After this last process, whether you can eat or not, you have to eat! "Give those old fogies a big elbow today! Yes, uh-huh, this elbow with skin is the most fragrant, yum yum ... It's really fragrant, yum yum ... "
J smacked his lips hard, and Yu Guang looked at the message area from time to time, thinking that he would quickly start cursing me!
"The brother who came in poked the screen and double-clicked 666. One of the thirty brothers double-clicked, and I was satisfied. Uh-huh ... "I have to drive the atmosphere when eating.
Slowly, "disgusting", "vulgar, uneducated" ... similar news came out, and J was not affected at all. He arched his head harder and harder, shaking his head from side to side in order to get more sauce, making a loud noise …
What the message area says has nothing to do with him. He only cares about whether the old irons will double-click him after scolding him. He remembered his idol again. "I don't know what art I am doing at this time. The idol will wait for me. Sooner or later, I will be as successful as you. At that time, I would go to a fancy restaurant to eat and broadcast. Delicious! "
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"The rapper has a master. They also asked me who my master was. I said my teacher's name was T, and they asked who T was. I said my teacher had tens of thousands of fans all over the network ... "
"Wait a minute, who did you say, who asked that sentence!"
"It's the rappers who ask who T is!"
"I gave him a big mouth ... CT *"
After saying this, T was so excited that he almost lifted the table in the restaurant. When "M" ran out of his mouth at once, he stopped! He remembered that he was a man of status, a fan, a rich man …
He used to sell wheat, but now he is rich ... The jingle he used to use at the barbecue stall suddenly became "Loess Art".
He doesn't care what is art or not. All he knows is that he has money. He should be respected by the girls who once looked down on him, by the guests who once bossed him around at the barbecue stall, and by all those who don't have his money, but he doesn't think he is.
Take the most beautiful apprentice to an expensive restaurant for dinner. He wears his favorite black embroidered golden dragon shirt and throws away his suit at will. These are not money for him, but a symbol of status and a standard for the rich!
The apprentice was eliminated in a talent show, and the judges felt that her talent was not music. She complained to t, and t flew into a rage. "What's the big deal about that man? I earn as much as him and have fewer fans than him? " Where is he better than us? Is he handsome? Tomorrow I will go to Korea to make faces! "
But he soon regretted it. He can't do facial care, otherwise who will know him! Last year, he wanted to join a music list because the form of his work failed to pass the examination. He asked the organizer why he looked down on his art in the live broadcast room, but the organizer didn't watch the live broadcast!
Everyone said he was a local tyrant, vulgar and nouveau riche. In the studio, he is the protagonist. Without him, he is still a young man in that small town. He is determined to change all this ... he only buys expensive food and clothes, and always the most beautiful girl goes to the most expensive restaurant. He controlled the swearing words that he once blurted out, stopped making "vulgar" live broadcasts, and talked about life and art with everyone ... He thought that the mainstream art world would accept him. ..
He is angry, he is unfair, he is going to explode, and he feels the eyes of the next table. Because of his sensitivity, T can now keenly feel whether he is the focus of the crowd and what this look means.
This kind of eyes is full of envy, admiration and respect. No wonder, look at the girl he brought, timid, ugly and cheap, and he, when ordering, looks at the price first …
He got angry at once and turned to his apprentice and said, "Vulgarity is the prejudice of this world. We should be ourselves! " "Really, how much praise can you get if you can stand slander!" After drinking the red wine in the glass, when the last drop slipped into his throat, he suddenly thought, Oh, no, this is red wine. You should take a sip. I hope the diaosi at the next table didn't see it!
Steady yourself, try to be unrestrained, slowly cut a small piece of beef into your mouth, chew it for 23 times, and swallow it quietly, thinking, "It's really hard, it's better to go home and chew your elbow, and then eat it with thicker sauce." Another fat sausage and a draft beer, it's beautiful! "
The night continues, and M, J and T will not stay in the past.