(1) If you call me brat, don’t forget that your dad used to call me that name too.
(2) Only dogs bite people, but no people bite dogs.
(3) Read to be lazy in the future.
(4) Those who wear short skirts are girls, those who wear long skirts are girls, and those who do not wear skirts are also girls.
(5) Fool, resting by yourself is called self-study.
(6) The teacher just treats you as a toy when playing with you.
(7) The head is filled with water and the level is high.
(8) Personality is unique.
(9) The teacher is punished to stand every day, so he wants to retaliate against the students.
(10) Art is to fill the white paper with colors, and it depends on what you use to write on.
(11) You are handsome, but in the group you are a dinosaur.
(12) Whatever you are afraid of, there will be something wrong with you.
(13) Whisper, bad mouth.
(14) Lies sound better than truth.
(15) A remote control on the waist, pretending to be a mobile phone.
(16) The king of hell is easy to meet, but the devil is difficult to deal with.
(17) Go out of your way to protect your friends, and go out of your way to protect your beautiful women.
(18) A big head means there is too much water in the head.
(19) When good people use tricks, it is a strategy; when bad people use tricks, it is a conspiracy.
(20) Happiness is nothing more than eating well, sleeping well, and reading cartoons.
(21) When the teacher criticizes the students, he calls them help, and when the students criticize the teachers, he calls them "young and old."
(22) When a dog stops eating shit and stops barking, it becomes a cat.
(23) You will be happy if I give you a piece of paper, but you won’t go crazy if I give you a notebook!
(24) Girls love to bark, boys love to make trouble.
(25) The teacher will die when he gets old.
(26) Repeating a grade means that you are taller than your classmates.
(27) The homework must be copied and the writing must be smooth.
(28) Peanut is a girl in floral clothes.
(29) A stunt represents an extinct technology. If you know it, it cannot be considered a stunt.
(30) Nickname is a term of endearment. No nickname means no one loves you.
(31) The etiquette is light, the love is even lighter.
(32) Well-intentioned deception is also beautiful.
(33) Grandpas are descended from grandchildren...
(34) It is not difficult for a person to make mistakes. What is difficult is to only make mistakes in a lifetime and never correct them.
(35) You give me face, and I will be your cushion.
(36) No matter how big your mother’s problems are, they are still small things, and no matter how small your brother’s things are, they are still big things.
(37) You can’t wear a pair of pants even if you are a buddy, it will be inconvenient for you to walk.
(38) The so-called webworm is a spider (autonomous).
(39) A gentleman’s promise is worth a thousand pieces of gold. I'm not a gentleman, so it's only worth a pound.
(40) Opportunities cannot be encountered, but found.
(41) Holding a chicken feather as an arrow and carrying a schoolbag as a notebook.
(42) Composition is to catch more mosquitoes.
(43) The face is for washing. If you don’t want to be shameless, you don’t have to wash your face.
(44) Thieves steal when they are young.
(45) Is that me in the mirror? Haha, who put the celebrity's photo on the mirror?
(46) The truth comes out of the fist.
(47) Fake, sometimes more real than real.
(48) Dad said: He makes money as a job, and I study as a job. Why do I have to give money to the school when I work?
(49) Fart, the gas in a person’s stomach.
(50) If you fart, let it go, and if you have something to say, say it.
(51) There is no Chang’e in the foreign moon, so what’s so good about it?
(52) Parents who say that their children are "bastards" must not have thought about genetic problems.
(53) Whoever sweats more is naturally a man.
(54) I feel inferior because no one supports me.
(55) Acting is fake, but life is real.
(56) Raising a child without studying is worse than raising a pig. Will the pig call you mom?
(57) It’s not that I’m bad, it’s that you didn’t notice my good points.
(58) Nine out of ten articles are copied. Not copying one is nonsense.
(59) Reading is not a treat or a gift. If you don’t read, you will lose.
(60) The cow flew into the sky! Haha, I know you blew it up.
(61) With the same name as a star, you are still you and he is still him.
(62) It is easy to turn a good thing into a bad thing, but it is difficult to turn a bad thing into a good thing.
(63) If you are told that you are fat, you will gasp.
(64) IQ means discussing with yourself. Haha, there are actually people who can’t discuss things well with themselves, so others say they are mentally retarded.
(65) Serving the people wholeheartedly is a white mouse.
(66) Standing in the wind, it is impossible to stand out.
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