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Comment on a person's narcissistic funny sentences (40 highlights)
Comment on a funny narcissistic sentence (the first one) 1. Handsome to disfigure, handsome to dare not go to the streets again.

What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

I am handsome, please don't look. Narcissistic talk about mood

Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you grown? I told her there were none, and pretty girls usually chased me.

Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !

6. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I feel someone beside me. I turned my head and wiped it! What a handsome face. I was startled and calm. It turned out to be a mirror.

7. The child's words are unscrupulous. They blurted out without thinking, and outlined a full-fledged but affectionate ID.

Admit it, you still love me.

9. I want to give myself a kiss when I look in the mirror, and I want to kneel and kowtow. That's fucking handsome.

10. It is always too easy to trust others, so I am willing to be cheated.

Narcissistic words: If Shuai Neng supports a person! I think I can feed the whole world!

12. Be a low-key person, as handsome as I am, not what I said.

13. Handsome enough to disturb the CPC Central Committee, even Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome.

14. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and fall, and the car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

15. Do you love me or not is pure fiction.

16. I am so angry with Jacky Cheung and ashamed of Andy Lau! !

17. The handsome guy stuck to me all my life.

18. I just miss you suddenly. I can't help it. It's very painful.

19. If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.

20. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate.

Comment on a funny narcissistic sentence (2)1. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.

22. narcissistic sentences, don't be obsessed with your brother, his brother is just a legend.

23. A fallen star can't dim the brilliance of the starry sky, and a flower can't desert the whole spring.

24. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

25. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

26. feelings are like this. If you hurt others, consciously or unconsciously, someone will always hurt you.

27. A well-proportioned tree is better than Pan An, and a pear is better than a begonia.

28. Although I am beautiful, I am very low-key!

29. A beautiful person like me was found by the teacher as soon as she was absent from class.

30. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

3 1. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

32. Only when the mountains have no edges and the heavens and the earth are in harmony can you not be handsome.

Don't leave me there just because you know I will wait for you.

34. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

Don't call me shameless, and don't envy or hate me. I'm beautiful, and it's inevitable that many people will chase me!

36. I'm glad there are many people here. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money.

37. Every beautiful and pure love on campus was destroyed in the name of puppy love.

38. Don't think that I am unattainable just because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

39. Don't cry at my grave, you will dirty my path of reincarnation!

40. With me gone, China seems to have lost his soul.

Sad sentences that feel lonely on rainy nights (40 highlights)

A sad sentence that a person feels lonely on a rainy night (Chapter 1) 1. The rain is coming, the spring is bright, the mountain spring is thawed, and the mountain flowers are laughing; Surrounded by the wind, the clouds float lightly, and a small umbrella is free and unfettered; Beautiful scenery, good mood and happiness without troubles; Drizzle, blessing, may you wash away the dust and laugh happily!

2. A person who loved many years ago is like a lamp of hope. No matter how dark the night is, how long the road is, whether we can meet each other or not, we always fantasize about the occasional imaginary meeting in Qingshi Street after the rain.

Listening to the rain is like falling into a dream that I don't want to wake up. Music is like flowing water, and the hollow guqin destroys the spirit of the rain and dew, like long-term practice and surprise. In the trail of Jin Ge's iron horse, there happens to be a kind of tender feelings like water-a dreamlike voice.

You say you like rain, but when it rains, you hold an umbrella. You say you are windy, but when it is windy, you close the window.

I like rain, and I like the vitality in the morning after rain. I like Huang Yu's stubbornness and persistence.

6. The drizzle falls quietly, like the silver thread spit out by countless silkworm mothers. Thousands of filaments, rippling in mid-air, are fascinated by long veils, covering black fields.

7. No matter yesterday, today and tomorrow, I miss you every day; May you be happy every day, whether it is cloudy, rainy or sunny; I wish you peace every day, whether it is dark or day.

8. Love often needs not only persistence, but also a free and easy smile after putting it down.

9. It rained today. Good luck. The rain is ticking and you are always worried about it. Don't be negative Your health is very important and you are in a good mood. I wish you happiness, happiness, well-being and good luck.

10. It rains every time I am in a bad mood.

1 1. It's often the little things that make people really sad, just like it rained heavily that day, others were waiting for an umbrella, and I was waiting for the rain to stop.

12. People who loved many years ago are like a lamp of hope. No matter how dark the night is, how long the road is, and whether we can meet again or not, we will occasionally fantasize about the imaginary meeting on Qingshi Street after the rain.

13. I'm not used to it. I didn't hold an umbrella for you on a muddy rainy day.

14. Love is not to open an umbrella for each other on rainy days, but to get wet together. ...

15. I still came down; I still miss you. Until the day when it stops raining in the world, I no longer love you like rain. ...

16. Autumn rain always brings a bleak feeling. "It's raining on the plane leaves", a poem of seven words, depicts a picture of autumn rain. After reading this poem, a sense of desolation arises spontaneously. The autumn rain dripped and washed away the summer heat. Autumn rain does not necessarily represent desolation, but also represents harvest. You see, in the autumn rain, the fruits are ripe and fragrant; In the rice field, the golden waves are turning, and the cabbage and cucumber are ripe. Autumn rain also reminds me of graceful girl Li Qingzhao and "girl in white" Liu Yong. ...

17. It rained again this day, waiting for God's carriage. When everyone arrived at the station, there was no sign of the car.

18. It's raining, but I want to cry for no reason. Honey, I miss you.

19. Whenever it rains, I will still think of you, and I will think of those pictures that even my breathing hurts me.

20. Dark clouds rolled in the sky and suddenly it rained cats and dogs.

A sad sentence that a person feels lonely on a rainy night (Chapter II) 2 1. It is dark because the sun is asleep; It rains because the clouds are crying; The tree was broken because the wind was angry; I cried because you left; I sent you a message because I miss you. How are you in the distance?

22. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof where you hide from the rain; The most beautiful thing is not to look at it at first sight, but to look at it with you. I don't want to be famous in this life, but I want to be ordinary. The most romantic thing is to grow old with you. The most beautiful plot is holding your hand, walking through my morning and evening, still gentle.

Every time it rains, my mood will be as gloomy as this weather.

24. It's raining, and I'm thinking about you.

25. Rain is a broken poem, and poetry is a continuous rain!

26. It's raining, thinking of our laughter in the rain and your bright eyes and gentle smile. You said you like rainy days, and I like rainy days from now on. Because of you, in rainy days, your smile is like I turned on the morning sunshine.

27. I like rainy days because others can't tell whether it is rain or tears.

28. Get off and go underground. I hate you very much. I don't care about you.

29. Your eyes are raining for you, but your heart is holding an umbrella for you. This is love.

30. I like this rainy day. The rain makes me feel more comfortable. How can this rainy day make me think so much? In the eyes of outsiders, I always laugh so mercilessly, in fact.

3 1. Today, I am also in the mood. That's weird. I like it. It will rain. I send you a song.

32. The happy rain in spring changed the fields into new green, thoughts floated in the spring rain, and the mind was cultivated in the drizzle.

33. As long as the mood is clear, there is no rainy day in life.

I'd rather run alone in the heavy rain than throw myself into your hypocritical arms.

I like to sleep indoors when it rains.

36. After the rain, colorful rainbows appeared in the sky, just like an endless ribbon woven from bouquets, tied on a blue skirt.

37. On rainy days, I just want to stay at home, listen to music to relax and find someone to accompany me.

38. The rain falls silently, and only the fallen souls in the clouds are sobbing.

39. Waiting for rain is the fate of an umbrella; Waiting for you is my lifelong pursuit.

40. It rained a lot, and the head of the hometown was covered with vegetation. I heard that I am always alone.

Sad sentences describing one person giving up on another (40 highlights)

A sad sentence describing one person giving up another (I) 1. Why don't you leave me, even in my dream?

I don't see any concern in your eyes.

A broken heart can't be made up, even if it is not mentioned, it will often bleed.

4. Listen to love songs when you are lonely, and then cry.

You don't have to show off so deliberately and urgently. I don't have some things, but I don't need them.

6. When? When I shed tears. No one has ever comforted me.

7. Are you sure I won't leave you? That's why you are so desperate to hurt me.

8. "Why didn't you reply to my message?" "Trouble." "Why don't you talk to me?" "Just look at it." "Why don't you leave a message for others?" "Don't worry so much." "Why are you too lazy to reply to other people's news? Why do you reply after reading other people's developments? Why not study my feelings every day? Why don't you care? " "Are you in enough trouble?" My heart is cold. ...

9. I don't want to bear it anymore. Your doubts, strengthened grievances and my love are not your entertainment toys.

10. I don't even want to talk when I am tired.

1 1. Hair is messed up, makeup is crying, and the person you love is gone.

12. The worst function of money is to corrode feelings, and the best function is to identify friends and love.

13. I don't have a lifetime, but I can give you the brightest smile in my life.

14. Everyone makes mistakes. If you really love someone, no matter what he did to you before, no matter what mistakes he made, you will forgive him and even give him reasons. If you don't love someone, maybe the other person just made a mistake and immediately turned against you and broke up. So, when a person catches your little mistake and breaks up, it's not because of your fault, but because he doesn't love you. Forgiveness is only related to the depth of love. How much love, how much forgiveness.

15. For a moment, I suddenly felt that all my waiting was meaningless in your eyes, because I couldn't get any treasure from you. It's not that I don't know how to persist, but that I haven't heard from you for too long. Are you ready? I really have to go this time because I love you so much.

16. People's greatest disappointment is their own disappointment. No matter how disappointed I am in others, I am not so disappointed in myself. I can leave people who let me down again and again, but I can never leave myself. Disappointment is a person's deepest sigh to himself. Why am I never as good as I thought? Why can't I live up to my expectations? When I am so honest with myself, I have to admit that I am no longer qualified to be disappointed in others.

17. I want to hold back my tears, but I can't hold back my sadness. Unconsciously, my tears have begun.

18. We walked through the heavy rain together, walked through the ups and downs together, built a love nest that I missed so much, and your sadness and joy lurking in the love nest.

19. It's not that no one is nice to me, so why should I compromise myself and please me everywhere?

20. Understand growth and all the bad things.

A sad sentence describing one person giving up another (Part II) 2 1. I have surrendered to you unconditionally. Would you like to sign a love contract?

22. He is still here, but this life has nothing to do with me.

23. People who are keen to introduce people to others have a gossip heart.

24. Everyone has an enterprising heart, but it is only a question of whether we need him or not. If you make good use of it and play it seriously, then the troubles around us will be suppressed by us. Trouble will always be replaced by joy, and pressure will become our motivation!

25. People say that sunset is the end of the world. Castle Peak is being influenced by Castle Peak, which covers my sight. Twilight, Castle Peak.

I can't have too many. Everything is just a fantasy.

27. What you can say is impeccable. How to sing a song to pour out your heart?

28. Time is ruthless. Although the teenager is real, he ran out.

29. Memories are so heavy, how can I recite them?

30. I was sentenced to lifelong loneliness by love. I didn't let go and didn't fight back.

3 1. How many times can I do nothing but say a habit?

32. How many times I look forward to it, how many times I am disappointed, and how many times my eyes are blurred, just for a dream, I am willing to sink into disillusionment. Gradually, I understand that the enchanting clothes in the clouds are just fairies dancing with slender fibers and misty outside the smoke. Another example is the shallow sun this winter, which is dazzling, but can't catch the thin warmth.

Goodbye, I love you very much. Although I'm all thumbs, I tried, so I don't regret it.

34. If my presence at the moment interferes with your life, then I will disappear in this light.

Everyone will meet completely different "three kinds of people" in their own life journey.

36. Put aside the worldly bondage and pursue the possibility of final despair in the contempt of others, but love fell asleep and never woke up in hibernation.

37. Can we stop obsessing?

38. It is said that the world will last forever, but now I am standing alone on the street corner without you.

39. I used to care about a lot of things, that you were hot and cold to me, and that you left me. Now, I often say that you are free and I don't care.

40. I didn't let you go, but I finally let myself go. I really miss you and can't go back.

A person is lonely: a person goes to the street, a person eats, and a person watches a movie.

1. Playing alone makes me feel lonely, and pretending to be familiar with people in social situations is even more painful. Common problems of contemporary youth.

2. I want to tell you, in fact, I am not so good. I still miss you often and dream about you often. It's just that time has taught me to shut up, because I know that many roads have to be walked alone, and loneliness is probably the norm. Just get through it.

3. Maturity means that you have magnified your feelings in the past, but now you can handle it yourself even if the mountains are full of water. Some roads can only be taken by one person. This is not loneliness, but choice.

You should try to walk alone and enjoy your time alone. Loneliness deepens, and loneliness becomes armor.

What we need is never. You are really strong enough. Or you are excellent, you will be fine. Such nonsense. Because, if you can choose, no one wants to wait until the weekend when you want to drown your sorrows. No one wants to go on alone when he is very sad.

6. Two people are companions and one is brave. Never mind those lonely days, loneliness is a practice given to us by God. Embrace you through the sea of people

7. After a long time, a person will not feel lonely, but will only feel sad. Natsume friend account

8. I used to feel that I was too lonely to do anything. Now I gradually feel that sometimes a person is also quite good, you can think quietly, do whatever you want, and don't have to cater to it. A person can be at ease and happy with his good friends.

9. It may be a little cold and lonely to run around alone in the early morning of winter, but it may be tiring to start the day with a healthy and delicious breakfast at a beautiful railway station in Paris, but it didn't live up to the time!

10. Life is a person's journey after all. No bondage and indulgence, no loneliness and freedom. Finding your own way is the most practical. What the heart wants, with the past. I know what I am looking for is in my heart, and my heart is far away. Life is a difficult journey, you and I are both passers-by, just like stopping at different hotels. I only hope that I can always be on the road and not be disturbed by worldly things, so that I can be worthy.

1 1. If you stay for a long time, you will find that you are still very happy with everyone. Once you were obsessed with a dream of red mansions, and when you were young, you would put people around you in the book. After watching it again and again for many years, in fact, every character in it is a person, a lonely soul from beginning to end.

12. Eating alone and attending classes alone are as lonely as dogs.

13. Your last kiss almost melted my heart. I still remember that I was always so hesitant. If I hadn't thought you would be difficult, I should have stayed. After the excitement faded, I still face endless loneliness alone.

14. Going to the street alone, eating alone and watching movies alone may be loneliness or growth.

15. Master said that loneliness is not innate, but begins with the person you like. If you hadn't met, you could have endured loneliness. However, the short warmth makes your loneliness more bleak and cures your depression. Then, it gives you greater sadness. You are not sad that she is gone. Sadly, she has been here. If you do it again, you'd better not know each other.