1. Those who achieve early may not succeed, and those who arrive late may not fail.

2. In my heart, Yu Qian is a finished person.

3. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh later if you are not happy. ——"Having a Good Life"

4. Put bad virtue on the cart, it is extremely wicked; give it a pinch of salt, it will make the bad virtue go away.

5. In the middle of the night, when we were talking in front of the lamp, the storm came to our hearts. ——"Guo Degang Weibo"

6. Girl! Give me a smile! Don’t you smile? Then let me give you a smile! ——Guo Degang

7. Some people say you want to give up. Traditional cross talk is worth 1,400 big mouths!

8. If a person is not crazy before the age of thirty, he has no future; if he is crazy after the age of thirty, he will definitely have no future.

9. There is no sadness on the bridge, there is the Huanxi River under the bridge, no one can shed tears, no one can wash the spring and autumn.

10. In the past, you had to open the swimsuit to see your buttocks, but now you have to open your buttocks to see the swimsuit!

11. If you bully me, I will take a step back; you bully again Me, I will take one step back; if you still bully me, I will kill you.

12. When people do good things, they always want to let the ghosts and gods know about it. When they do bad things, they always think that the ghosts and gods don’t know about it. The ghosts and gods know it, but when you do bad things, you always think that the ghosts and gods don’t know about it. It’s so embarrassing for the ghosts and gods!

14. In the past, you could only see the buttocks by opening the swimsuit. Now, you can only see the swimsuit by opening the buttocks.

15. A good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are on, but a bad teacher will take you directly to a suite!

16. A good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are on, but a bad teacher will take you directly to a suite! Guo Degang

17. If he doesn’t respect you, you have to respect him. If he still doesn’t respect you, you still have to respect him. If he keeps disrespecting you, you will kill him.

18. A couple does not necessarily have a good relationship, and a couple does not necessarily have a good relationship; cross talk masters may not necessarily be able to speak cross talk, and singers may not necessarily know music.

19. People who don’t understand any situation advise you to be generous. You should stay away from such people, because when lightning strikes them, you will be harmed.

20. When a person has great wisdom and can see through many things, he can take a step back and look at many things more easily.

21. There is a military prodigy in Beijing, China, named Guo Degang. He can bring order to the world with his writing skills, and his military ability can mount a horse to determine the world.

22. One day, I wanted to order shark fin fried rice. I used three pairs of chopsticks but could not find the shark fin. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.

23. When Yu Qian came out that day, a wire fell down and hit his face. His face turned completely black and he went to the hospital. The doctor asked Yu Qian: Are you from the coal mine art troupe?

24. Don’t fight for fame with gentlemen, don’t fight for profit with villains, don’t fight for power with powerful people, don’t fight for cleverness with heaven and earth. If the inside is not in order, the outside will be sycophantic. Without Wagang’s scattered generals, how could the prosperous Tang Dynasty flourish? It's such a big deal, it will be over once you endure it. Gold is tested by fire, and people are tested by money. ——Guo Degang

25. The price of gasoline has increased, the price of apples has increased, the price of eggs has increased, the price of radishes has increased, the price of instant noodles has increased... We are delighted to find that not only has the price of air not increased, And there are more and more materials inside, but we still have to stay strong because the price of cemetery has also increased.

26. People are at the end of the world and can’t help themselves. They sing in the wind and rain. The children of Jianghu can pick it up and put it down. Even if you can’t let it go, you have to let it go. Not many people live to be a hundred years old. They smile when they are happy and smile later when they are unhappy. Being happy is better than anything else. If you compete with anyone, you always compete with yourself. A lifetime will pass if you endure it for a while.

27. Some people say that I have changed. In fact, I am still the same as I used to be. It’s just that I was covered in mud in the well. Some people looked at me by the well and thought it was quite funny. Later, I came up, washed myself, changed my clothes, and drove away. The man at the well said that I was swollen. In fact, it's not me who's inflated, it's him who's lost. I don’t feel the same way about others, I’m really ashamed.

28. To this day, I am not grateful to the leaders, experts, or colleagues.

Even if I don’t thank my boss, I haven’t worked at all. During the holidays, they bring me a bucket of oil to make noodles and two mooncakes. I have never received this kind of care. I don’t want to thank the experts, but here are two experts: Wow, you can’t blame a monk for saying this. You can’t even say anything bad and you educate me!! Third, I would like to thank my colleagues. Without them, I would have become famous ten years ago.