Actors: Jia Ling, Nigmat, Jing Li, Qu Ying, Sha Yi.
Jia Ling: Dear audience, Happy New Year! Xiao ni
Xiao Ni: Jia Ling?
Audience: OK.
Jia Ling: I just saw you look handsome on TV.
Xiao Ni: What about me?
Jia Ling: Very,,,,
Xiao Ni: What do you mean?
Jia Ling: More handsome.
Xiao Ni: That's more like it.
Xiao Ni: Come as soon as the Spring Festival comes.
Jia Ling: I didn't bring anything either.
Xiao Ni: Happy New Year to everyone.
Jia Ling: That's it.
Xiao Ni: Acting.
Jia Ling: I'm not prepared.
Xiao Ni: You're not prepared either?
Xiao Ni: I just praised my grandfather.
Jia Ling: Don't worry, don't worry, I forgot to introduce it to you.
Jia Ling: This is the characteristic of Xile Street. No need to prepare. We will do as the directors say.
Xiao Ni: Oh, I see. You play an older actress who loves art and always takes part in talent shows, but you can't be selected. You don't have a boyfriend, and you are very persistent in love!
Jia Ling: Hehe? Have you seen me?
Xiao Ni: Never seen it?
Jia Ling: Then how do you know?
Xiao Ni: You are talking about yourself.
Jia Ling: Hehe, it's me. it is me
Xiao Ni: Hey, can I guide Xile Street?
Jia Ling: No problem.
Xiao Ni: If I can be a director, I will definitely add more surprises and reversals to the plot.
Jia Ling: OK.
Xiao Ni's Jia Ling: Let me guide Joy Street once.
Xiao Ni: Here we go.
Xiao Ni: Jia Ling went home happily.
Xiao Ni: Turn on the TV.
Xiao Ni: Sha Yi, go to Jing Li.
Jing Li: Linger.
Jia Ling: Brother.
Sha: What are you doing?
Ling: How about watching TV?
Li: What's on?
Ling: Hey, Le Street, look how beautiful Jia Ling is there.
Li: Oh, let's not lose heart.
Ling: Not bad?
Xiao Ni: Jia Ling said happy for ten times.
Ling: Ha ha ha, I'm so happy, brother.
You are talking about people. If you are happy, you can't be happy or unhappy. You said you were happy, and so were you. Why are you unhappy, unhappy? You have to be happy if you are unhappy. How unhappy are you?
Li: Hey, what's so happy? I've said it a dozen times in a row.
Ling: Gee, do you need a reason to be happy?
Xiao Ni: I need a reason.
Ling: Of course there are reasons. I am very happy. Why?
Sha: Who are you asking?
Li: I think.
Ling: I lost my wallet.
Li: What is there to be happy about losing your wallet?
Ling: Haha, there is no money in it.
Sha: Xiaoling is very clever. She knows that the money is not in her wallet.
Sha: Where did you put the money?
Ling: I didn't put it either, so I didn't put it, so I didn't have any money.
Li: Say something really happy.
Ling: Well, didn't I take part in the draft some time ago? Choose one time to be eliminated, choose one time to be eliminated, I have never even entered the audition. This time is different. I packed myself up and changed direction. Therefore,
Xiao Ni: An accident
Ling: I became a judge.
Thanks for your support.
Sha: The music has stopped.
Ling: What are you doing?
Sha: Nonsense.
Sha: I take part in the draft every day to eat. Why are you running to eat?
Li: Where is Dad going to eat?
Sha: How was your meal today?
Li: Eat for seven days in the New Year.
Sha: There is also a long name. What is this called eating?
Ling: Thank God, here comes the meal.
Li: Look.
Li: We have so many good programs, why not choose some with good quality?
Ling: What do you have?
Li: Singing contest.
Ling: My voice is not good.
Sha: Dance competition.
Ling: No legs.
Li: Knowledge contest.
Ling: No brains.
Sha: Presided over the National People's Congress.
Ling: Not with your mouth.
Sha: Model contest.
Ling: Neither.
Sha and Li: You are really great.
Ling: No, I found you two.
Xiao Ni: affectionate
Ling: Ling is really annoying. Brother, I'm almost thirty this year. I have no job and no date. Sometimes I feel particularly lost when I think about it.
Xiao ni; You two comfort her.
Li: Linger, this life can't be so pessimistic. We must look ahead. There are always many beautiful things in life.
Sha: Yes, the unsatisfactory things are smoothed out one by one and solved one by one!
Ling: OK.
Sha Yi: First of all, you don't have a boyfriend.
Ling: How to solve it?
Sha Yi: You don't have a job.
Ling: How to solve it?
Xiao Ni: The last person with temperament.
Sha Yi: You said brother.
Xiao Ni: Shangqu Yinger
Jing Li: See? This is called temperament. Temperament is from the inside out. Different people have different temperament. This is the temperament of the goddess.
Sha Yi: This is a woman's airbag.
Jia Ling: No, no, no. She is a model. Can I win the runway with her?
Sha Yi: How do you compare with others?
Jia Ling: Better than your mouth.
Xiao Ni: Compared with a new form.
Together: Goddess and Woman Man!
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man, Goddess and Woman Man.
Qu Ying: My eyes are big, my nose is small, my legs are long and my arms are S-shaped. My name is Qu Ying.
Jia Ling: I have arms and legs, a nose and a mouth. My name is Jia Ling.
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man, Goddess and Woman Man.
Qu Ying: I am very beautiful, and a group of boys are holding me back and forth, which is particularly respectable.
Jia Ling: I'm heartless. A group of boys are trying to break my wrist.
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man
Jia Ling: I have never lost.
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man, Goddess and Woman Man.
Qu Ying: I sent a message in a circle of friends that I was lovelorn. Some people comfort others, sympathize with others and feel bored.
Jia Ling: I sent a message in my circle of friends that I was lovelorn. No one comforted me, no one sympathized with me. A group of people like me.
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man
Jia Ling: I'll marry whoever I like.
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man, Goddess and Woman Man.
Qu Ying: I went to dinner with my boyfriend. I was ashamed when he fed me.
Jia Ling: I went to dinner with my boyfriend. I haven't fed it yet. I'm finished.
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man
Jia Ling: Can you have your share?
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man, Goddess and Woman Man.
Xiao Ni: Announce the result!
Sha Yi: Goddess wins woman man.
Xiao Ni: Reverse!
Sha Yi: The goddess has.
Jia Ling: I am a goddess?
Qu Ying: I'm a woman?
Jia Ling: I am a goddess. Can you give me a reason?
Sha Yi: What is the reason for your hard-won victory?
Xiao Ni: There are reasons.
Sha Yi: There is a reason. Look at those few steps just now, and you will get rid of the shackles of traditional ideas. You can get up where others fell, or lie down where you fell. This is the spirit of mixing Xiaofuer and breaking the concept of goddess.
Jia Ling: I feel that I am not a little worse than her.
Sha Yi: Brother, can you listen to me for a moment?
Jing Li: What's the difference? What size clothes do you wear?
Qu Ying: 175.
Jing Li: What about you?
Jia Ling: 175.
Jing Li: The same. Hey, let's talk about this leg again. Although she surpasses you in length, you surpass her in width. She is an inch long and an inch strong. You are an inch thick and an inch blessed.
Qu Ying: How many inches is this?
Jing Li: How happy is that?
Jia Ling: I don't believe this at all.
Sha, Qu and Li: Who believes it?
Jing Li: I lost my heart.
Xiao Ni: You all believe it!
Together: We all believe.
Jia Ling: Ah, I am a goddess. I want to be popular. I need a team to help me.
Sha, Qu and Li together: Let me help you!
Jing Li: What did you miss?
Jia Ling: I'm short of an agent.
Extended data:
The characters in the sketch continue the CCTV hit variety show Happy Street, and Jia Ling still plays the older woman who has no money and no object. She still loves to participate in various programs, and they are all food-eating programs, such as Run, Eat, Eat Today, and Thank God for coming.
After being scolded by Jing Li and Sha Yi, "Justice" Xiao Ni (Nick McGrady) became a director and began to add more surprises and reversals to the plot. Xiao Ni's first instruction was to let Jia Ling say ten "happy", and Jia Lingcong clearly passed the test with the joke "Why are you unhappy?".
Since then, Jing Li and Sha Yi have been asked to use various languages to incite feelings and inspire Jia Ling. Later, Qu Ying came to power to teach Jia Ling how to become a goddess.
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