Who has a funny joke?

(It’s so awkward! I deleted a lot of articles to reach the word limit)

A plane crashed on a small island, and there was only one American and one Chinese on the plane. Man, and a Japanese escaped death, but they encountered cannibals on the island. The chief said to them, as long as the combined length of the three of you exceeds 20 centimeters, we will not eat you. The Americans will measure them first. The length is 12 centimeters, and then there is the Chinese, whose length is 7 centimeters. The Americans and Chinese people breathed a sigh of relief and thought to themselves, "Damn, little Japan doesn't even have 2 centimeters, right?" Now it's their turn to measure. He was Japanese, his length was exactly 2 centimeters, and the total length of the three of them was more than 20 centimeters. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief... After the cannibals left, the Americans said: "My length is more than half of that." , you would have been finished earlier without me. The Chinese were unconvinced and said: Damn, my length is equal to the average, and you would have been finished early without me. After a while, the Japanese exploded: Damn you, just now! If I don't have an erection, you all have to finish it!

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The Japanese, Americans, and Chinese went to the Indian tribe and were so thirsty that they stole the sacrificial fruit and were discovered by the chief and tied up. , said: You redeemed (forgot how to pronounce) the gods, but the gods are good at giving you a chance to find 10 identical fruits. Then the Americans came back first. I bought 10 bananas. The chief said: Peel the bananas and stuff them into your anus. Don’t cry or laugh, or I’ll kill you. The Americans had no choice but to stuff them. It was very painful. . Crying, kill him. Then the Chinese came back. He asked, "Put the grapes in your anus. Don't cry. Don't laugh. Otherwise, the Chinese will kill you when they see you." He was so scared that he did it. Then he stuffed 9 grapes and laughed, and the chief asked him to kill him. Later, the Chinese went to heaven and the god asked him: Why are the Chinese laughing? Said: Because I saw the Japanese coming back with 10 watermelons

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An American, a Japanese and a Chinese were exploring in the jungle and were all captured by a cannibal tribe. But the tribe chief said: "I am in a good mood today." No matter how hard it is for you, you will all have to suffer a hundred blows, but before you get hit with a blow, you can have one wish come true. "The American was the one who got hit first. He said: "Before I got hit, put 10 cushions on my butt. "The mattresses fell like raindrops. At first, 70 mattresses were just fine. After 70 mattresses, the cushions were smashed, and then there was blood on the boards... After the beating, the Japanese also asked for 10 mattresses after seeing this. 1, 2, 3...100 After the beating, the Japanese stood up and patted their butts. Then they opened their mouths and boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate. They also wanted to sit back and watch the Chinese people's good show. The Chinese slowly lay down and took their time. He said leisurely: "Come and put the Japanese on the mat for me, face up"...

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One day, the United Nations was holding a General Assembly, and representatives from various countries wanted to speak... The President of the General Assembly He is a British person. When everyone was competing for the right to speak, the Japanese raised their hands... The chairman said: You can speak!, and the Japanese said a lot of things in a hurry... But the chairman said: Can you speak English? The Japanese said: I am just speaking English..!! The Japanese continued to speak... At this time, the chairman said again: Can you stand up and speak? Japanese Said: I have stood up...

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v A Japanese was eating in a restaurant in China.

When the waiter brought a plate of lobster, the Japanese asked: What do you do with the leftover shrimp shells? "Of course it's thrown away," the waiter said. "No!" no! no! "The Japanese shook their heads and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China. After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed at one of the lemons and asked, "How do you deal with the leftover lemon peel?" "Of course it's thrown away," the waiter said. "No!" no! no! "The Japanese shook their heads and said, "In Japan, leftover lemon peels are sent to the factory to be made into fruit juice, and then sold to you in China. "When checking out, the Japanese chewed gum and asked the waiter with a smile: "How do you deal with the leftover gum? "Of course I'll spit it out," the waiter said. "No!" no! no! The Japanese shook their heads and said proudly, "In Japan, the chewed gum is sent to the factory to be made into condoms, and then sold to you in China." "The waiter asked impatiently: "Then do you know how to dispose of used condoms in China? ""Of course I throw it away. "The Japanese said. The waiter shook his head and said: "No! no! no! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum, and then sold to Japan. "

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There was an American, a German, a Japanese and a Chinese on a plane. The plane suddenly ran out of fuel midway through the flight. The captain announced that one person had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the Americans used their best skills. In the spirit of personal heroism, he walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and the United States! Then he jumped! The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced: The weight is still too heavy, so I still have to jump. One person! So the German stood up, walked to the hatch of the plane, and shouted: Long live the German Empire! The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy. , one more person must jump out! The Chinese glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the aircraft hatch. The Japanese quickly came over and held the Chinese's hand tightly: Good brother, I will not forget you, China! The people shouted: Long live the Republic of China! Then kicked the Japanese down! ......

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A bowl of shit

One day, one person relies on himself The little devil, who knew a few Chinese characters, got hungry while walking on the street, so he started looking for a restaurant. When he arrived at the door of a small noodle shop, he saw the big characters on the sign at the door: beef noodles, big steak noodles, simple rice. After tasting it, he walked in. The busy waiter rushed over and asked: "Sir, what kind of noodles do you want?" "I eat..." As he said this, the little devil wanted to show off that he knew Chinese characters, so he turned to look at the words written vertically on the water sign, and read horizontally: "I eat a bowl of 'cow' big' shit." '..." He screamed loudly, word by word. So, all the diners in the restaurant looked at the little devil in surprise and whispered: "This beast is so fierce! ”

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Who are you trying to fool?

A Japanese came to Beijing to study Chinese very hard.

After more than ten years, he could not only speak Mandarin, but also Cantonese and Hakka. , and there is no hint of a devil at all.

"No one will regard me as a devil now..." he thought to himself.

One day he went to a prison in Tianjin. I went on a trip to a small fishing port and saw an old man fishing for shrimp.

So on a whim, he greeted the old man in Mandarin with confidence: "Old man! Do you know where I am from?"

The old man replied: "I don't understand your accent. Too come out..."

The Japanese was very happy and thought to himself: "I didn't expect that my Chinese has improved to such an extent. I am so proficient..."

At this time, the old man He gave him a big look and said: "If you can count the shrimps I caught clearly, I might know where you are from."

The devil started counting with a fairly standard pronunciation: " One, two, three,...fifty...one hundred...two hundred..."

After counting for more than an hour, he replied proudly: "Nine thousand, seven hundred and eighty-seven shrimps! Old man, I don’t think you can guess where I’m from!!”

The old man smiled and said: “I know! You must be Japanese! Hahaha...”

The Japanese were very surprised, but still asked the old man in standard Mandarin: "You...you...why do you know?"

The old man replied: "Ah, this is simple, the Chinese ask fish and shrimp They are all just asking for advice, not as stupid as you!"

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Americans, British, Chinese, and Japanese discuss their country's military together.

The Japanese said: "We advocate Bushido, not afraid of sacrifice, I dare to put an apple on my head for you to test my marksmanship." So

He put an apple on his head.

The American turned to After walking 20 steps, he turned around and shot. The apple was exploded. He proudly said:

"I am Hunter."

The Japanese were again He placed an apple on his head.

The British man turned around and walked 50 steps back, then turned around and shot the apple. He said proudly:

" I am Boon (Bond)."

The Japanese put a small apple on their head.

The Chinese turned around and took 3 steps back, then turned around and shot him in the head. Devastated, he proudly said:

"I am sorry."

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Self-defeating

In the bar, there was a little Japanese drinking beer alone. He suddenly felt that he was going to the bathroom. He was afraid that someone would drink his beer secretly after he left, so he wrote a note on the table: "I spit in the cup." When he came back, he found that another note had been added to the paper. One sentence: "I also spit out a mouthful."

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A taxi was driving on the road leading to the Chicago Airport, and there was a Japanese tourist in the car. At this time, a taxi passed by, and the Japanese shouted: "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast!" After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too fast!" Another taxi passed by. "Hi! It's Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! It's so fast!" The taxi driver was 100% American. Seeing so many Japanese cars passing his own American car, coupled with the Japanese's arrogant language, he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed. As the taxi entered the airport parking lot, another taxi passed by. "It's a Honda! Made in Japan! It's so fast! There's no cure!" The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed at the meter angrily, and said, "1,500 US dollars." "1,500 US dollars for such a short distance?!" " The meter! Made in Japan! It's so fast!"

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A Chinese called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "I'm sorry, he passed away last week." The next day, this man I called again and wanted to talk to Taro.

This time the operator got a little bored and said, "I've been telling you that he died last week. Why are you still calling?" The man said, "Because I just love hearing about it."

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Four surgeons sat around Together, talk about the kind of people they would like to operate on.

The first doctor said: "My favorite surgery is on librarians. When you open their bodies, everything inside is arranged in alphabetical order." The second doctor said: "My favorite thing is to operate on accountants. When you open their bodies, everything is in numerical order. A third doctor said: "I like to operate on electricians the most. When you open up their bodies, everything is coded by color." A fourth doctor said: "I like to operate on Japanese people the most." "The other three doctors looked at each other, expressing

suspiciousness. One of them asked what. The fourth doctor said that it was because they had no heart, liver, spine, and their butts and heads could be interchanged.

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Japanese, Chinese and American go Egyptian expedition

They encountered a sandstorm and drowned all the food and water

When they were thirsty and hungry, suddenly God appeared

God saw They were very pitiful, so they gave each of them a wish.

The American made a wish first: I hope I can return to my home soon.

As soon as he finished speaking, the Americans disappeared and returned to their homes.

It was the Japanese's turn.

The Japanese said: I hope to return to my home. There are a lot of beauties and lots of money.

After that, the Japanese are no longer there.

It’s the Chinese’s turn.

China thinks about it. After a while: I hope they two come back to accompany me!

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An American, a Japanese and a Chinese were walking in the desert.

While walking, they saw a bottle and opened the cork. Then a man floated out.

The man said: "I am a god. I can grant each of you three wishes!"

The American was the first to say: "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money."

The fairy said: "This is simple, it will satisfy you! Tell me about the second wish."

The American said: I want a lot of money!"

After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home."

The fairy Said: "No problem."

So the Americans returned to the United States with a lot of money.

The god asked the Japanese again.

The Japanese said: "I want a beautiful woman!"

The fairy gave him a beautiful woman.

The Japanese said again: I want a beautiful woman!"

The fairy also satisfied him, Gave him a beautiful woman...

The Japanese finally said: "Send me back to France."

After the fairy sent the Japanese back home, he asked the Chinese what they wanted.

The Chinese said: "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The god gave it to him and asked him what his second wish was.

The Chinese said: Let's have another one. Ping Erguotou!"

The god asked him what his third wish was.

The Chinese said: "I really miss the Japanese and Americans. Please bring them back. ".

The Japanese and Americans were extremely popular, but they had no choice but to continue walking.

While walking, they saw another bottle, and after opening the stopper, another person emerged. ,

The man said: "I am the disciple of the immortal just now, and my magic power is not as strong as his,

so I can only fulfill two wishes of each of you."

The Japanese and the Americans thought it would be better to let the Chinese speak first, to avoid being brought back later.

So the Chinese said: "Then let the Chinese speak first." Let’s have a bottle of Erguotou."

The gods fulfilled his wish.

The Japanese and Americans urged the Chinese to express their second wish quickly.

After drinking Erguotou, the Chinese said to the gods calmly: "Okay, it's okay, you can go."

The Americans and Japanese followed the Chinese angrily and continued their trek,

While walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another person floated out.

The person said: "I am the apprentice of the god's apprentice. I only I can fulfill one wish of each of you!"

The Americans hurriedly said: "I never want to see that Chinese man again."

The fairy said: "Okay. ", then turned to the Japanese and asked: "Where is yours?"

The Japanese hurriedly said: "I don't want to see that Chinese anymore."

The fairy said: " Okay." Then he turned to the Chinese and asked, "Where's yours?"

The Chinese said, "It doesn't matter what they said."

So the Americans and The Japanese followed the Chinese gnashing their teeth

While walking, they saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another person floated out.

The person said: "I am that The apprentice of the immortal's apprentice, I can only fulfill one wish of the three of you!"

The Americans and Japanese shouted in unison: "What the Chinese said doesn't count."

The man said: "Okay", so he turned around and asked the Chinese: "What do you want to say?"

The Chinese said: "Let them all go back to their respective Country, don’t suffer after me.”

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The female teacher asked in class: "'Either give me freedom or let me die.' Who said this? If you know, please raise your hand." After a while, someone answered in unskilled English: "In 1775, Bartrick Henry said it." "Yes, classmates. They are Japanese students. You who grew up in the United States cannot answer, but students from distant Japan can answer. How pitiful!”

“Kill the Japanese!” A strange cry came from the classroom.

The female teacher’s face turned red with anger. "Who? Who said this?!" After a moment of silence, someone from the corner of the classroom answered: "President Truman said it in 1945."

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In class, the female teacher asked: "Either give me freedom or let me die." Who first uttered this famous saying? If you know, please raise your hand. "

After a while, a new student from Japan, Yamamoto, answered in less proficient English:

"In 1775, Bartlick. Henry said it. ”

“Very good, then, who said ‘of the people, by the people, for the people’. "

"In 1863, Abraham. Lincoln said. "

Exactly, students, the person who answered the question just now was a Japanese student, but the student who grew up in the United States couldn't answer the question. What a pity!"

"Take the Japanese Get rid of it!" A strange cry suddenly came from the classroom.

"Who! Who said that!" The female teacher's face turned red with anger.

Yamamoto immediately replied: "In 1945, President Truman said it.

At this time someone whispered: "This is really disgusting." The female teacher became even more angry after hearing this

"Okay, who said this! ? "

"In 1991, George. Bush said this when he met with the Japanese Prime Minister. " Yamamoto replied.

Another student slapped the table and laughed: "Yeah! You're so fucking awesome. "

"In 1997, Bill. Clinton told Lensky. "

The whole class fell into chaos. Some students shouted at Yamamoto: You piece of shit, if you dare to speak again, I will kill you."

"In 2001, Gai Rui Condit said to Levy (Note: Levy was a White House intern who was murdered in Washington in 2001. Her ex-boyfriend, Democrat Condit, was resisted as a suspect)

The female teacher fainted in anger, and the students formed a circle around her.

One student said: "Damn, we are in big trouble this time. "

"In 2002, Arthur. Anderson said. " Yamamoto replied immediately. (Note: Arthur Anderson, Arthur Andersen, one of the five largest accounting firms in the United States, fell into bankruptcy due to the Enron scandal in 2002)

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A few days ago, two Japanese were arrested in Iraq. The two Japanese were kidnapped by Iraqi militants. The two Japanese were sitting in a car when the Iraqi militants suddenly appeared. The Japanese were trembling with fear at gunpoint and kept defending themselves in Chinese. Chinese.

The Iraqis were skeptical, and the leader asked: "What does PLMM mean in Chinese?" "

The Japanese hesitated for a moment, and the Iraqi shouted sharply: "Search! "As a result, two Japanese passports were found from them.

" Hehe! The Iraqi laughed: "You are very dishonest." "

The Japanese were taken away, and the Iraqi driver who had not received the fare was dejected; "It is bad luck to be associated with the Japanese! He said: "We have told them to learn China's Internet language a long time ago. PLMM means pretty sister. I don't even know this. Of course, people don't believe that they are Chinese." ”

The next day, the Iraqi militants met two other Japanese who had learned some Chinese Internet language. The Japanese confidently said that they were Chinese.

The Iraqis were doubtful, and the team leader asked the Japanese team: “What does NMD mean? "

The Japanese team members were stunned for a moment: "NMD? Missile defense system? "

The Iraqis shouted sharply; "Search! "As a result, two Japanese passports were found from them.

The Iraqis were very angry; "The Japanese are just dishonest. "So the two Japanese were taken away.

When the news came out, the Japanese in Iraq were panicked. Prime Minister Koizumi was so impatient that he spent hundreds of millions of dollars to redeem the four Japanese. He replied and asked about his experience. After summing up his experience and lessons, he thought that if he didn’t study Chinese seriously, he would not be able to pass the test. So he asked a Chinese person: “What does NMD mean? ”

The Chinese man laughed. Even the rookies in China know that NND is “grandma’s” and NMD is “your mother’s”, so they told the truth.

Passed One day, two more Japanese met Iraqi militants on the road. This time, the Japanese confidently said that they were Chinese.

The Iraqis were skeptical, and the leader asked the Japanese: "What is NMD? "

The Japanese answered according to the teachings of the Chinese.

Unexpectedly, the Iraqis still said sharply: "Search! "The Japanese cried out that they were wronged, but two Japanese passports were quickly found on them.

The Iraqis were very angry: "Your grandma's Japanese are all liars. "The Japanese were beaten up and taken away.

The reporter also felt a little strange, so he asked the person who taught them Chinese.

It turned out that the honest Chinese took into account that the Japanese liked to use inverted sentences when speaking in Chinese, so he kindly told the Japanese that NMD means "fuck you."

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Japan During the invasion of China, a Japanese soldier found that the egg on his lower body had turned green. The next day he went to ask a famous local Chinese medicine doctor. The doctor said: "Based on my many years of medical experience, you should cut off the egg." The Japanese soldier thought that it didn't matter if he lost one egg anyway. I still used the wheelbarrow, so he cut it off. After a while, he found that the other egg was green, so he ran to ask a traditional Chinese medicine doctor. The doctor said: According to my years of experience, If you have no medical experience, you still have to cut the egg. The Japanese soldier thought that since he had cut one already, it didn’t matter if he cut another. After a while, the Japanese soldier found that his stick was also green, so he ran away again. I went to ask the doctor, and the doctor said: "Based on my many years of medical experience, I guess your underwear has faded

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The Japanese were very proud to say: "Our stand-alone games are world-famous.

The Koreans laughed at Said: "What does this mean? Our online games are also world-famous.

At this time, the Chinese standing aside sneered: "What does this mean? What kind of games can you two countries create? Our country can create a plug-in to deal with it

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One day, a Japanese man working in China went to the countryside to hunt wild ducks.

When he finally shot a wild duck, it fell into a farmer's house. In the yard.

The devil climbed over the fence to pick up the prey.

But the farmer who witnessed everything shook his shotgun and said loudly: "Look here, hunting is not allowed in China." "

The Japanese replied: "I shot the duck, so the duck should be mine." I do! "

The farmer said: "It flew in China, but it still landed in China if you killed it. Come with me to the village and pay the fine! "

They kept arguing about the duck issue.

After a while, the Japanese said: "We should decide by traditional methods. Decide with the spirit of Japanese Bushido! "

The farmer looked down on Bushido and asked scornfully: "What is the method of Bushido?"

The Japanese explained: "First, I kick your ass. Then you kick my ass, kicking each other like this until one gives up. Whoever wins gets the duck. ”

The farmer thought for a while and agreed to the competition. But the farmer asked himself to kick first to show fairness. He wanted to avenge the villagers who were killed more than 60 years ago, but he knew better. , You can't kill the Japanese yet.

Then the Chinese farmer stretched his legs back and kicked the Japanese in the butt with all his strength. The Japanese was in agony, groaning and rolling on the ground. /p>

After ten full minutes, he tried to get up, gritted his teeth and said hoarsely: "It's my turn now. ”

The Chinese farmer said: “Oh, no need, this duck is yours, you can go back.” ”

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A The Japanese hurriedly walked into the butcher shop and shouted arrogantly to the Chinese salesperson: "Hey! Cut me a hundred yuan worth of beef! Feed the dog! "

Then, he turned to a girl who was lining up in order, winked and said: "Hey, Chinese woman! You don’t mind if I buy it first! "

The girl replied coldly: "Of course not, you are so hungry that you are like a bear." Let you buy it to save you from spreading rabies. ”

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In other words In ancient times, the Japanese had always prided themselves on being knowledgeable about Chinese culture and history. However, after the Sino-Japanese War, the Japanese who defeated China began to have the courage to despise the Chinese.

One day, at a university in Tokyo, a Japanese worker was eating a lunch box and saw a Chinese student passing by.

The Japanese deliberately loudly asked: "Do you know a Chinese named Bi Sheng?"

The Japanese deliberately loudly replied: "I don't know. China will be gone soon. That is Japan." He was promoted!"

The Chinese students looked at them angrily and asked, "Do you know Wu Dalang?"

The Japanese replied: "I don't know."

The Chinese students said: "You bastards! Listen up! You only deserve such ancestors!"

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The Japanese designed a universal computer and publicly showed it off to China and held exhibitions. A Chinese programmer went to visit.

The Japanese proudly said to him: "You can ask any questions, and this computer will give you the correct answer!"

So the programmer wrote the question: "My brother-in-law What are you doing out there?"

The ghost entered this sentence, and the answer came out after a while: "Your brother-in-law is fishing at the beach!"

"Nonsense!" said the programmer. It’s been ten years since my brother-in-law passed away!”

The Japanese’s computers are infallible!”

So the programmer asked again: "Where is my sister's husband?"

The computer replied: "He died ten years ago, but your brother-in-law is fishing at the beach."

The program The member yelled: "You Japanese bastards! My sister has been dead for ten years! Why did she arrange to get married again!?" After saying that, he turned around and left, shouting to the surrounding visitors as he walked. situation.

At this time, the Japs hurriedly typed on the keyboard again, then chased after the programmer's back, saying: "Sir, please stay. The computer said - they are all dead, and they are now It's fishing in the underworld."

The programmer slapped the Japanese in the face and said angrily: "I knew the Japanese were lying here again. I don't have a sister at all!"

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Talk about China After the capture of Tokyo, Chinese right-wingers shouted for revenge, and "Little Dog, Stupid Mantis" and others were hunted down every day. "Yi Mantis" and others thought: Rather than being killed by the Chinese, it would be better to jump off the building.

That day, I suddenly jumped off the building. Although they all suffered from crooked mouths, slanted eyes, and bleeding from their orifices, they all failed to commit suicide. As a result, he was arrested by the indigenous police organized by the Hanu Autonomous Region, prosecuted and sentenced.

The crime is: "Littering at will."

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It is said that Japanese slave students studying abroad are very arrogant in China. Of course Chinese students can’t stand it. But beating Japanese slaves violently is what Chinese schools fear most, just like beating the principal's father. Therefore, there are many people who want to fight, but the number of public attacks is small.

So, a Chinese student said to the Japanese student: "I had a dream yesterday, which was very exciting."

The Japanese asked quickly: "What kind of dream? Tell me Listen."

Chinese student: "You are the hero in the dream!"

The devil was delighted: "Really? Am I a handsome prince charming?"

Chinese student: "No! I dreamed that you were holding a kitchen knife in your hand, panting and chasing a pig."

The Japanese were confused: "Am I chasing a pig?"

Chinese student: "Yes! You were sweating profusely from running, and as a result, the pig ran into a dead alley."

The Japanese were confused: "Then what?"

Chinese student: "You approached it happily. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, 'We are born from the same root, so why bother to fry each other?'

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There was a Japanese slave who opened a company and became the boss in China. When he got rich, he showed off his wealth and told the Chinese employees in halting Chinese that he wanted to rent the most expensive house in the city.

The Chinese employees thought, He had to be taken care of, so he spent a lot of money to rent a cheap house next to the crematorium. The Japanese slaves were afraid of forgetting the address, so they asked the employees to write it down.

The note read: "Next to the crematorium, in the so-and-so villa area. "

One day, the Japanese slave got lost in a dark place. He took out the note and stammered to ask passers-by.

The passers-by heard that he was a Japanese slave, and looked at

So the passer-by said: "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while, and someone will naturally take you there. ”

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Yes One day, a Chinese and a Japanese slave came to heaven.

After asking about their nationality, the angel let the Chinese live in a common room with simple food and clothing, but let the Japanese slave live in a suite with fine clothes and fine food. A few days later, all the Chinese people in heaven protested together.

The angel patiently explained: For thousands of years, heaven has been crowded with Chinese people. Only today has one person arrived. If I don’t entertain the Japanese slaves in paradise, who will I entertain?”

The Chinese have nothing to say.

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There was A well-known American reporter asked during an interview with Japanese Prime Minister Junjirō Inu: "Your Excellency, Prime Minister, during World War II, were there a large number of comfort women in the Japanese army?"

Prime Minister Inu replied : "Yes, this problem does exist. Before World War II, there were no comfort women in our army, so we had to be Japanese, so we were called Japanese. During World War II, we had comfort women, so we did not need to Japanese, so we were also called the 'Japanese Army' at that time."

The American reporter asked curiously: "So, does the name of the Japanese Army's 'Masturbation Team' have any special meaning?"

Hearing this, Prime Minister Xiaoquan immediately jumped up in anger and pointed at the American reporter and yelled: "In order to get post-war assistance from you Americans, all our Japanese flower girls went to sleep with you American men. We Japanese Men have no women to live with, so they have to use their own hands to meet their physiological needs. What is the name of the Japanese army if it is not called a 'masturbation team'?"

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Junichiro Koizumi is about to visit the United States. He feels that he should speak a few words in English to Bush to show that he is knowledgeable, so he Ask a think tank for advice.

In reply,

You can say,

How are you, (How are you?)

He will definitely answer:

I""m fine, are you? (I'm fine, how about you?)

You can go on to say:

Me too (I'm fine, too) )

This is very decent and simple.

Koizumi keeps it in mind. When he arrived in the United States, Bush and his wife Laura came to greet him. Junichiro Koizumi begins his performance.

How are you?

Unfortunately, his tongue is a bit big, so he said it

Who are you? (Who are you?)