Inspirational quotes and mottos for those born in the 1980s

1. If the water is clear, there will be no fish; if the people are humble, they will be invincible.

2. I am not a casual person. When I am casual, I am not a human being.

3. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

4. I once had a pair of wings, but instead of flying in the sky, I put them in a pot to stew soup?

5. When the water is clear, there will be no fish. , The most humble person is invincible!

6. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.

7. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind?

8. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you At least I'll eat a pair of whales.

9. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money.

10. A group of Japanese people came to visit our school today? To be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese people wearing clothes!

11. Not afraid of enemies like tigers. I'm afraid of teammates who are like pigs!

12. Buddha said: "It takes 500 looks back in the past life to get one pass in this life." I would rather have a pass in the next life in exchange for 500 looks back in this life.

13. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

14. The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people’s wages.

15. Life cannot be like cooking, where you have to prepare all the ingredients before cooking.

16. The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

17. There is an old legend that says that people who see beautiful women on the campus of Beixin will live forever?

18. Some classmates are a bit shady, and her boyfriend is It was too white, and one day the venomous queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her: "You can't do this, you will give birth to a zebra."

19. Pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time to make people pregnant. See it.

20. Senior brother, did you know? The second senior brother’s meat is more expensive than the master’s.

21. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and some farmland.

22. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

23. When charging, the bank said: "This is in line with international practice!" When serving, he said: "China's national conditions must be considered!"

24. Arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. Finally I said, "Japanese people also use personal characters", and she agreed that whales are not fish.

25. I am very poor, my servant is also very poor, my gardener is also very poor, my driver is also very poor?

26. To be a human being, you must be a wanderer. A person between Cow A and Cow C.

27. What can I do to kill your lover?

28. For work, if you step back, the sky will be brighter; for love, if you step back, the sky will be empty. < /p>

31. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 20 years!

32. To be a human being, you must be a person who hovers between cow A and cow C.

33. When I’m drunk, I won’t obey anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall.

34. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find it.

35. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes!

36. I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish, and finally I said "Japanese people also use personal characters." She then agreed that whales are not fish.

37. My friend’s name on his girlfriend’s cell phone was “him”, but later they broke up and it became “it”?

38. I have always regarded handsome guys and Money is like dirt, and that's how they always see me.

39. Youth is like toilet paper. It seems there is a lot of it, but after using it, it is not enough.

40. The Internet is like a prison. You enter by stealing a wallet, but you learn everything when you get out.

41. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a birdman.

42. The early bird catches the worm, and the early bird catches the worm!

43. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

44. If replying was a virtue, then I would have become a saint long ago.

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