There is no other way to succeed, only knowing and full of confidence.

Always admit a mistake frankly, which will surprise your boss and give you a chance to make more mistakes.

Get your facts first, then you can distort and misunderstand at will.

A man's most dangerous enemy is his own tongue.

6. If there is any real justice in this world, the ideas in the book should be on an equal footing with those that create value for real estate and all other properties on earth.

Everyone is born with an asset, which is more valuable than all other assets and is his last breath.

8. The belated truth is like a horseshoe that suddenly hits the head. Oh, it hurts!

9. Fame is like steam, prestige is like an accident, and the only sure thing on earth is being forgotten.

10. Principle is another name for prejudice.

1 1. I'd rather keep my mouth shut than express myself in a hurry.

12. People who have good books but don't read them have no advantage over those who can't read them.

13. In order to practice, God first created a fool, and then he created an education committee.

14. Everyone is like the moon and doesn't want to show the dark side to others.

15. Kissing without emotion is like kissing dead pork.

16. If you adopt a poor hungry dog and make it comfortable and smooth, it won't bite you. This is the main difference between man and dog.

17. Prediction is the only technology that human beings can't improve through practice.

18. As long as you are ignorant and confident, you are sure to succeed.

19. Among all animals, human beings are the most cruel and the only animal that creates happiness in pain.

20. Truth is more incredible than fiction.

2 1. What got us into trouble was not ignorance, but a seemingly correct wrong claim.

People who have good books but don't read them have no advantage over those who can't read them.

23. Although love seems to be the fastest of all growing things, it is actually the slowest. No man or woman knows what perfect love is unless they have been married for 25 years.

24. Don't tell the truth to people who don't deserve it.

25. Good education lies in hiding our better evaluation of ourselves and worse evaluation of others.

26. A malicious book won't hurt anyone except the fool who wrote it.

27. It doesn't matter even if it gives a silly impression.

28. When you fish for love, use your heart as bait, not your brain.

29. Don't give up your fantasy. When the illusion is gone, you can still exist, but you are still alive.

Always tell the truth so that you don't have to remember what you said.

3 1. Friendship is such a sacred passion, so sweet, firm and loyal.

This trait can keep a lifelong friendship as long as you don't want the other party to borrow money.

When you are alive, you must be in a good situation. Don't waste time and create unnecessary trouble.

Happiness is not a thing of self-existence, it is only a comparison with other unhappy things, and this is the whole situation of happiness.

36. Lack of money is the root of all evil.

If all people are rich, then all people are poor.

38. A bold prediction will never be considered stupid and boring by superstitious people.

39. Humor is a saving force.

40. Lies spread all over the world before the boots of truth were put on.

Mark Twain's famous saying

Twain Mark Quotations

1, begging for persecution These things can rise up against the huge stone pillars of century after century of fraud, pushing it away little by little and weakening it little by little, but only laughter can blow it to pieces and blow it to pieces at one breath. The power of laughter is invincible. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

2. In the field of humor, repetition is very powerful. Almost any idiom with the same exact words, as long as it is solemnly repeated five or six times every once in a while, always makes people laugh in the end. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

3. Education is everything. Peach used to be bitter almond; Chinese cabbage is just a yellow bud with a college education. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

The function of morality is to tell people to distinguish between good and bad, let people choose and do what they want. But what benefits can he get from it? He keeps picking, and nine times out of ten he would rather pick the bad one. There should be no bad things in the world; Without morality, there will be no more bad things. However, man is such an immoral animal that he can't see that it is because of morality that he falls to the bottom of biology. Whoever owns it will fall. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

When I say that God bless women, although none of us can fully understand the lofty feelings of a good wife or the dedication of a good mother, he will say Amen in his heart. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

6. Violet left its fragrance there and squashed its ankle. This is forgiveness. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

7. I have never worked in my life. My humor and great works all come from asking for help from the inexhaustible treasure of the subconscious. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

8. Morality is an acquisition, like music, like a foreign language, like devout poker and paralysis. No one is born with morality. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

9. The vast majority of human beings, whether barbarians or civilized people, are secretly kind-hearted, timid and afraid to let people suffer, but they dare not stick to their opinions in front of a handful of people who specialize in aggression and cruelty. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

10, a woman should have all the qualities of a woman: gentleness, patience, long-term endurance, credibility, selflessness and generosity. Her sacred duty is to comfort the unfortunate, encourage those who have lost their goals, help the sad, save the fallen and get close to the lonely. In a word, she cured all the unfortunate children who suffered from trauma and torture with sympathy and provided them with a comfortable nest with her heart. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

1 1, Davis's books are not circulated in American upper class. But as long as you put on a diving suit, dive all the way, dive all the way to a densely populated place, where you will always work hard, starve and never see the sun, you will find millions of his books. People with this market are sure to make a fortune. Bread and butter are firmly in their hands, because these people will never throw them away. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

12, probably because women lack the spirit of adventure, so they don't like things like stock trading, mining and running enterprises like men. Women are only interested in gambling when they are depressed. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

13. Nothing in the world is more inflammatory than a beautiful speech. It can make people who are not familiar with the skills and magic of speech dizzy, overthrow their beliefs and destroy their feelings. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

14. The words of pride we use ourselves are by no means from ourselves. What belongs to us is nothing more than some modifications made according to our temper, personality, environment, education and social relations. It's just some modifications that are different from other people's expressions, which have branded our unique style and temporarily counted as our own things. Everything else is old rubbish, which has been said by generations for thousands of years. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

My personal experience tells me that journalists like to lie. I made up a vivid lie myself, which spread widely along the Pacific coast; Today, this kind of lie is still popular in the local area. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

16, the main component of life is not facts and events, but a storm of thoughts, which has been blowing in people's minds all their lives. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

17, 70th birthday! This is a happy moment, and people have gained new and awesome dignity. At this time, you can put aside the posturing that has been suppressed for more than 30 years, stand fearlessly at the top of the seven peaks of life, overlook and teach others without being accused. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

There are soldiers, painters and poets among women. As long as language exists, Cleopatra's reputation will exist one day, but it is not because she conquered George III that dogs bark and bite whenever they like. This is God's will. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

19, there are 869 ways to lie, but one of them is forbidden. You are not allowed to perjure yourself against your neighbor. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

20. A civilized girl is a large part of her dress, which is what she should look like. Some civilized and polite women will lose half their charm without clothes, while others will lose all their charm. The maximum dressing of a modern civilized girl is a miracle created by exquisite and beautiful art and money. All countries, all regions and all arts contribute. Let her dress up as her own woman. God bless her! [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

2 1, you despicable humans are always lying, always thinking that you have virtues that you really don't have, but denying that those higher animals do (in fact, only they do). Wild animals have never done cruel things, which is the patent of moral animals. There is nothing wrong with a wild animal calling things around it to suffer unintentionally, because it is not wrong at all. It calls things around you suffering, not out of pleasure. Only people do it. This is inspired by people's messy morality. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

I know your race. It is made up of sheep. They are ruled by a few people, and they are rarely or never ruled by many people. They suppressed their feelings and beliefs and followed a small group of people who shouted desperately. Sometimes the person who shouts is right and sometimes wrong; But that doesn't matter, everyone is always because you are always and always a slave to a few people. There has never been a country where most people are loyal to any such system. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

23, foreigners don't need China people, China people don't need foreigners, at this point, I always stand with the boxer. Boxers are patriots. They love their country more than people of other nationalities. I wish them success. The boxer argued that we should be driven out of their country. I am also a boxer. Because I also advocate driving them out of our country. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

Although public opinion has formidable power, it is created by a group of ignorant and complacent fools. I know hundreds of journalists, and most of their personal opinions are worthless, but when they speak in the newspaper, they become the opinions of the newspaper, so their words become thunder predictions that shock the society. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

25. Humans have always had this uniqueness: they kept two sets of laws, one private and the other true; Open a set, pretend a set. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

26. As long as I create a national superstition, I don't care who makes laws and composes music for him. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

27. I think everyone I know is moral, although I don't like to ask. I know I do. But I would rather teach others morality every day than practice it myself. Leave morality to others. This is my motto. I have finished sending out morality. You will never need it. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

28. When a person is young, he needs money and feels that everything in the world is full of vitality and fun. Why doesn't God reverse the usual process, let most people get wealth first, spend it slowly, and then let them die as poor people when they no longer need money? [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

29. In the absence of evidence to form an opinion, it is meaningless to force an opinion. If you make a man without bones, he may look lifelike at first sight, but he can't stand up limply; Evidence is the basis of opinion. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

30. There are two kinds of Christian morality, one is private morality and the other is public morality. These two morals are so different and irrelevant that they are as irrelevant as archangels and politicians. American citizens abide by Christian morality for 363 days in a year and maintain the perfect nature of national purity; Then, in the remaining two days, he left Christian private morality at home and tried his best to destroy and destroy his loyal and legal work for a whole year. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

3 1, what is real civilization? No one can solve the mystery, despite everyone's efforts. Suppose we first figure out what is not a real civilization, and then remove this part from the total, and the rest is called a real civilization. No system is truly civilized if the following conditions exist: the people enslave the people, the autocratic government is unequal, cruel punishment is almost universal, superstition, ignorance, filth and poverty; On the contrary, a system without the above situation is a real civilization. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

32. But the worst thing is that you men don't want women to get an education that can make a difference, and don't want them to earn a decent life by their own efforts. Their education is only for cosmetic surgery, as if they should only be loved and fed by men all their lives and should never suffer misfortune. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

33. A strange, vain and boring woman! I think I really can't like her unless I'm on a raft in the sea of Wang Yang, when I can't see other food. [Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)

Sinus' famous words La Roshko's famous words Leo Tolstoy's famous words Mark Twain's famous words.

1. Whenever you find yourself on the side of most people, you should stop and think about yourself. 2. In the field of humor, repetition is very powerful. Almost any idiom with the same exact words, as long as it is solemnly repeated five or six times every once in a while, always makes people laugh in the end.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of most people, it's time to stop and reflect.

Of all the creatures in the world, man is the most cruel, and only when he inflicts pain can he indulge in happiness.

I think everyone I know is moral, although I don't like to ask. I know I do. But I would rather teach others morality every day than practice it myself. "Leave morality to others" is my motto. I have finished sending out morality. You will never need it.

6. The words of pride we use ourselves are actually not from ourselves. What belongs to us is nothing more than some modifications made according to our temper, personality, environment, education and social relations. It's just some modifications that are different from other people's expressions, which have branded our unique style and temporarily counted as our own things. The rest are old rubbish, which has been said by generations for thousands of years.

7. Probably because women lack the spirit of adventure, they don't like things like securities speculation and mining and running enterprises like men. Women are only interested in gambling when they are depressed.

8. Everyone is a moon and has a dark side that he never shows to others.

Everyone is like the moon, unwilling to show the dark side to others. 9. Of all the fragile things, the most fragile is morality that has never been tested by fire. The man who corrupted Heidelberg

10, every wrinkle proves that you laughed.

1 1. When truth is still putting on its shoes, lies have gone halfway around the world.

12, don't argue with a fool, he will drag you to his level and beat you with rich experience.

13, ① Everyone is the moon and has a dark side that no one will ever know; (2) Kindness is a universal language that can be felt by the blind and smelled by the deaf; Whenever you find yourself on the side of most people, stop and reflect; The internal source of humor is not joy, but sadness.

When your friends start complimenting you on how young you look, it must be a sign that you are getting old.

If your friends start bragging about how young you look, it is proof that you are getting old. Life is too short to quarrel, apologize, grieve and be accountable. There is only time to love, but it can be said that there is only a moment.

16. Thirty-one percent of you are white and only one percent is black. It happened that this poor guy became your soul fool Wilson.

17, 70th birthday! This is a happy moment, and people have gained new and awesome dignity. At this time, you can put aside the posturing that has been suppressed for more than 30 years, stand fearlessly at the top of the seven peaks of life, overlook and teach others without being accused.

18, when I say "God bless women", although none of us can fully understand the lofty feelings of a good wife and mother, he will say "Amen" in his heart!

Kindness is a universal language, which can make the blind feel and the deaf smell kindness beyond national boundaries. People on the road might as well stop. Sometimes, people around you need your help most!

20. When a person is young, he needs money and feels that everything in the world is full of vitality and fun. Why doesn't God reverse the usual process, let most people get wealth first, spend it slowly, and then let them die as poor people when they no longer need money?

2 1, the strong, despise difficulties, the weak, look up to difficulties. -Letters to friends

It's too bad to be with Mark Twain. I can only stand forever when he gives a speech.

23, "Time flies, life is short, don't waste time arguing, apologizing, being sad and blaming. Take time to love, even for a moment, and don't fail. "

Morality is an acquisition-like music, like a foreign language, like devout poker and paralysis-and no one is born with morality.

25. You despicable human beings are like this-always lying, always thinking that you have virtues that you really don't have, but denying that those higher animals do. Beasts have never done anything cruel-this is the patent of moral animals. There is nothing wrong with a wild animal calling something next to it to suffer unintentionally, because it has a "problem". It makes things next to it suffer, not out of pleasure-only people do it. This is inspired by people's messy morality.

Be careful when reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

You must be careful when reading books about health care. Maybe a misprint will kill you. Everyone is a moon and has a dark side that he never shows to others.

-Mark Twain Everyone is the moon and has a dark side that people don't want to see. When you find yourself on the side of the majority, you should stop and reflect.

A fly landed on the back of the seat in front of him. It rubbed its hands leisurely, stretched out its arms to hold its head, and rubbed it so hard that its head almost seemed to be separated from its body, and its neck was exposed like a thin line, so that it could be seen clearly; It fiddled with its wings with its hind legs and gently touched its body, as if it were the back of a dress. It is always doing this full set of grooming and dressing, as if knowing that it is absolutely safe. -The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

The secret source of Longfellow's humor is not happiness, but sadness. There is no humor in heaven.

Mark Twain's Classic Quotations

I think everyone I know is moral, although I don't like to ask. I know I do. But I would rather teach others morality every day than practice it myself. "Leave morality to others" is my motto. I have finished sending out morality. You will never need it.

The function of moral heart is to tell people the difference between good and bad, and let people choose and do what they want. But what benefits can he get from it? He keeps picking, and nine times out of ten he would rather pick the bad one. There should be no bad things in the world; Without morality, there will be no more bad things. However, man is such an immoral animal that he can't see that it is because of morality that he falls to the bottom of biology. Whoever owns it will fall.

Morality is an acquisition-like music, like a foreign language, like devout poker and paralysis-and no one is born with morality.

You despicable humans are like this-always lying, always thinking that you have virtues that you really don't have, but denying that those higher animals do (in fact, only they do). Beasts have never done anything cruel-this is the patent of moral animals. There is nothing wrong with a wild animal calling something next to it to suffer unintentionally, because it has a "problem". It makes things next to it suffer, not out of pleasure-only people do it. This is inspired by people's messy morality.

There are two kinds of Christian morality, one is private morality and the other is public morality. These two morals are so different and irrelevant that they are as irrelevant as archangels and politicians. American citizens abide by Christian morality for 363 days in a year and maintain the perfect nature of national purity; Then, in the remaining two days, he left the Christian private morality at home ... and tried his best to destroy and destroy his loyal and legal work for a whole year.

Humans have always had this uniqueness: they have kept two sets of laws-one is private and the other is true; Open a set, pretend a set.

The vast majority of human beings, whether barbarians or civilized people, are secretly kind-hearted, timid and afraid to let people suffer, but in the face of a few people who specialize in aggression and cruelty, they dare not stick to their own ideas.

There are 869 ways to lie, but one of them is strictly forbidden: "Don't give false testimony to your neighbor.

I know your race. It is made up of sheep. They are ruled by a few people, and they are rarely or never ruled by many people. They suppressed their feelings and beliefs and followed a small group of people who shouted desperately. Sometimes the person who shouts is right and sometimes wrong; But that doesn't matter, everyone is always because you are always and always a slave to a few people. There has never been a country where most people are loyal to any such system.

As long as I create a national superstition, I don't care who legislates for him and who composes music for him.

What is a "real" civilization? No one can solve the mystery, despite everyone's efforts. Suppose we first find out what is not true civilization, then remove this part from the total and call the rest "true" civilization ... Any system is not true civilization if it meets the following conditions: the people enslave the people, the autocratic government is unequal, cruel punishment is almost universal, superstition, ignorance, filth and poverty; On the contrary, a system without the above situation is a real civilization.

The main component of life is not facts and events, but a storm of thoughts, which has been blowing in people's minds all their lives.

Foreigners don't need China people, and China people don't need foreigners. At this point, I always stand with the boxer. Boxers are patriots. They love their country more than people of other nationalities. I wish them success. The boxer argued that we should be driven out of their country. I am also a boxer. Because I also advocate driving them out of our country.

Davis's book didn't circulate in American upper class. But as long as you put on a diving suit, dive all the way, dive all the way to a densely populated place, where you will always work hard, starve and never see the sun, you will find millions of his books. People with this market are sure to make a fortune. Bread and butter are firmly in their hands, because these people will never throw them away.

The words of pride we use ourselves are actually not from ourselves. What belongs to us is nothing more than some modifications made according to our temper, personality, environment, education and social relations. It's just some modifications that are different from other people's expressions, which have branded our unique style and temporarily counted as our own things. The rest are old rubbish, which has been said by generations for thousands of years.

Nothing in the world is more inflammatory than a beautiful speech, which can make people who are not familiar with the skills and magic of speech dizzy, overthrow their beliefs and ruin their feelings.

Although public opinion has formidable power, it is created by a group of ignorant and complacent fools. I know hundreds of journalists, and most of their personal opinions are worthless, but when they speak in the newspaper, they become the opinions of the newspaper, so their words become thunder predictions that shock the society.

My personal experience tells me that journalists like to lie. I made up a vivid lie myself, which spread widely along the Pacific coast; Today, this kind of lie is still popular in the local area.

In the absence of evidence to form an opinion, it is meaningless to force an opinion. If you make a man without bones, he may look lifelike at first sight, but he can't stand up limply; ..... evidence is the basis of opinion.