1、

Mice have skin, but people have no tools. What is immortality without instrument!

Rats have teeth, but people never stop. There is no end to people and no end to death!

Rats have bodies, but people are rude. If you are rude, Hu will not die!

-"The Book of Songs, the Wind and the Mouse"

2、

Boiled beans are used as soup and fermented into juice.

Honey burns under the pot, and beans cry in the pot.

We are born from the same root. What's the hurry?

-Cao Zhi's Seven Steps Poetry

3、

Everyone wants to be smart when adopting a son, and I have been delayed by being smart all my life.

I only hope that this child is honest and honest, and there is no disaster and no difficulty in reaching the public.

-Su Shi's Poem of Washing Children

4、

The flag was hung on the city, and my concubine learned it in the palace?

One hundred and forty thousand people were disarmed, and none of them were men!

-Mrs. Hua Rui's national subjugation poem

5、

"Lu" and "Lu" are the highest achievements of their creation under the conditions of that time.

After the life of your generation has all turned to dust, nothing will hurt the torrent flowing to the endless river.

-Du Fu's "Drama is the second of six quatrains"

6、

A thousand hammers and a needle,

Inverted, inverted,

Eyes on the ass,

Only clothes, no one.

-Wen Yingjiang's "Singing Needle"

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The immortal Buddha didn't make it, only knowing that the night was uneven.

The wind shed is full of sad songs, and the mud is stained with poverty and happiness.

Nine out of ten people are contemptible, and none is a scholar.

Don't worry about poetry. Spring birds and autumn insects make their own voices.

-Huang Jingren's "Miscellaneous Feeling"

8、

My son is a Zhongshan wolf. If he succeeds, he will be crazy.

The golden boudoir is full of flowers and willows, and she goes to Huang Liang with one load.

-Cao Xueqin's Dream of Red Mansions in Spring

9、

When the world saw my unchanging tone, it sneered at all my big words.

Fu Xuan can still fear the afterlife, but her husband can't be young.

-Li Bai's "Li Shangyong"

10、

I turn my heart to the bright moon, which shines on the ditch.

-Gao Ming's "Pipa Story"

Popular class

1, pat a person's ass with limited flattery.

2. Listen to you and save me ten books.

3. A toad that doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad!

You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

5. The abandoned baby of the snowman on Mount Everest and the murderer of the septic tank blockage.

6, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light?

7. I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

8. Do you have any good news? Tell me, make me happy.

9. Are you crazy? 100 still boiling water.

10, an idiot can be your teacher, and even a mentally retarded person can teach you to speak.

celebrity quote

1, for ugly people, it is cruel to look carefully. -Qian Zhongshu

Some people's faces are as ugly as unjust cases. Mu Xin

3. That face is like/kloc-a loss-making product that couldn't be sold in the 9th century and was smashed in the 20th century. -Natsume Soseki

4, at best, it is very rich; At worst, it's just a piece of meat -Lao She

He frowned and pursed his red mouth, which reminded me of an uneasy Dutch pig. Maugham

6, what a big face, holding Qianshan. -Can Xue

7. If the spring breeze always blows this plain face, it is boring to think about it. -Natsume Soseki

8. You can cover up your ugliness without swearing. —— Guo Moruo

9. Your birth is a mistake that you must correct all your life. Chuck Palahniuk

10, my arm is more bent than your head, and a donkey is enough to teach you. -Shakespeare

market quotations

1. What is your vital capacity? You can blow a cow so big.

2. It's good to know what you are.

With your understanding ability, you may not understand what I explained, and you can continue to be embarrassed.

4. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will also become history.

In fact, your figure is not fat. It should be that you have been swollen recently, which has caused our optical illusion.

I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?

7. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face, so it should be no problem to lose a few layers.

Grandpa is handed down from his grandson.

9. As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury it.

10, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.