1 People who run around brothels are not old, just because they ate iodized salt. . .

W: Do you have a room? M: No.

Woman: Do you have a car? M: No.

W: Do you have any savings? M: No.

Woman: Then come on a blind date!

Man: I have salt!

Woman: Husband! ! ! ..............

What is the most painful thing in the world? The radiation came and the salt was gone;

What is the most painful thing in the world? When radiation comes, salt doesn't work;

What is the most painful thing in the world? Radiation didn't come, so I bought too much salt.

What is the most painful thing in the world? People are dead, and the salt hasn't been used up yet!

4 beans you play, garlic you malicious, apple what, sugar emperor ... get out of the way! Lord Salter is here! ! !

There are always a few days without salt every month … the doctor says this is a symptom of no salt. . .

Don't call me salty pig hand, please call me salty pig hand with some respect, thank you …

7 men can be immoral. But not without salt!

A crane's hair rushes to three crowns, and an anger is salt.

If one day I run out of salt and iodine, please bury me in this radiant sea.

Hot pot restaurant11-March 15.

The guest said, would you please bring me the seasoning? Thank you!

The young man in the hot pot restaurant said: Young man, this salt is a little salty, so you should put less.

No salt ...

12 I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain. The salt body is in this mountain.

14 Keep my sadness to yourself and let you take your salt away.

With salt at home, it's easy every month.

Salt, you fucking knife.

15 The girl walked into the shop and asked, "Do you have a dollar a pack of salt?" The salesman said in surprise, "Girl, you are really a man! ! ! "

16 foxes are not refined because they eat lightly, but need salt because they are not salty.

17 once the sea was difficult for water, except Wushan, which was full of salt. . .

19 one salt and nine tops: topping parents.

Top house, top car and top wife.

Top brother top sister top lonely ~!

Although money is valuable, love is more expensive. If you care about salt, you can throw them both.

2 1 There was a car full of hooligans standing in front of me, and I didn't dare to say anything! When I was black and blue, I found that the most painful thing in the world was! ! I didn't say it to their face! "I have salt!"

Tang Priest went to the Western Heaven to get salt. What are you still doing here?

There was once a relationship in front of me that I didn't cherish. I regret it when I lose it. If God gives me a chance in turn, I will say three words to that girl: I have salt!

24 "Rent a woman, why is there no salt?"

"Salt don't money! After 135 years, the salt was cut off in 246 years. . .

Going to a restaurant for dinner, I found a rag in an old lady's soup. I asked curiously, "grandma, your rag fell into the soup, so you can't drink it." Let me help you dump it! " "Who knows the old lady is a slap of cutting," pour a J8, I take home to squeeze salt! "

Don't be infatuated with me, I don't have much salt.

In the days with salt, I fell in love with you deeply, but now I find that it is not you that I can't live without, it is salt! I married salt, I'm sorry, I love you!

Have you run out of salt? Then cry, tears are salty. When cooking, the family can cry together and eat after crying.

You can live alone without salt, and you can have wives and concubines with salt.

Brother 30 said: How much is this salt? Sister Furong said: This is my dowry. I don't want to sell it, or you can marry me

3 1 Why do I have salt water in my eyes? Because I love this land deeply. . .

Once upon a time, there was a psychopath who didn't know where to get a bag of salt. He walked into a dark alley. Soon, a young man came in. Without saying a word, he put a gun to his head and pressed it to the ground. He asked, "What is this?" The young man thought for a long time and said, "Salt". Psycho shot and killed him without hesitation, dragged the gun into his arms and said coldly.