2. Guo Furong: Are you sure? Are you sure? Lv Qinghou: I don't deny veto and negation.
3. Mouth: Don't you know Louzhi County belongs to my uncle? Xiaoliu: Loufeng County did mention you. Mouth: What did he say? Small six: He said it was the biggest failure of his life.
4. You are a 250.
Lv Xiucai got Bai Zhantang's advice to flatter Xiao Guo: Do you know why flowers are fragrant? That's because of me. Do you know why leaves are green? That's because of me. Do you know why your ass stinks? That's because of Lao Bai.
6. The proprietress of a red chamber came to sow discord and ate the rice cooked by Xiaoguo and said, "This tastes exactly like what my mother cooked for me!" Child shopkeeper: "hey, your childhood was not very happy!" " "
7. Scholar: Then why not let me write Spring Festival couplets? Boss Tong: Your handwriting is too thin to celebrate. I'll let you write when I get to Tomb-Sweeping Day!
8. Lao Xing: Eat other people's meals and let yourself speak.
9. "People are floating in rivers and lakes, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. If you have a knife, draw a bag and you want a second knife! Flashback and eat a pack, and you won't look old until you are 200 years old. Ouyang Feng's exclusive secret recipe in Northern Song Dynasty. Huashan Lunjian is a designated nu tritional product, which is available in Yiguang, the major drugstores in this town. When buying, please look for the anti-counterfeiting signs of black toad, quack, quack ... white camel mountain Strong Bone Powder, Youth Powder and Friendship Powder! "
10. Wu Shuang: So-so, Hong Kong elder sister, your skirt is very attractive. Guo Furong: Ugly, ugly. Sister Ya is the ninth, thanks to a pair of dexterous hands. Guo Furong: Your beauty, from the inside out, promotes blood circulation, nourishes the skin, and is pure and beautiful. Wu Shuang: Your beauty is transferred from bones to skin, and this moment should last forever.
1 1. "May you grow old together, childless." "I wish you an early birth, and white-haired people will send black-haired people."
12. "Zi once said,' Come and never go'". "Oh, so you molested her?"
13. Boss Tong: A woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him all her life. Guo Furong: Why not wait on me all my life? Boss Tong: You know why you can't get married.
14. Child shopkeeper: What's your goal? Guo Furong: Be an incomparable woman. Shopkeeper: Why do you mention it so far? Say it closer. Guo Furong: A raise. Shopkeeper: This one is farther than the previous one.
15. When you see something amazing, say "Oh, my God".
If you want to hit someone, say "avalanche"
Think of someone as a "sun flower spot"
Interrupt and say, "How nice it is to bask in the sun tonight."
If you don't agree with anyone, just say, "Tiger is not arrogant, you think I am HOLLO KITTY."
Look at GF and say, "The acting is so bad that there are no tears."
Say "take care of my seventh uncle" before you fight hard.
Tell the annoying people to get out and say "godwin"
If you offend your wife, say, "You adults don't remember villains. The prime minister can punt in his stomach. When the moon sets in first frost, both husband and wife go home."
The most classic sentence: Look, is the question coming?
I can't stand it: son, please take me away ~
16. There is also a classic: standing in heaven to see hell, life is like a sitcom, standing in hell to see heaven, who to work for.
17. Lv Xiucai: I stabbed you with a sword, and you only said four words. I stabbed you with two swords and you said 36,000 words. Why? Guo Furong: ... Lv Xiucai: When I stabbed you with the first sword, you said "Forgive me, Hero", and when I stabbed you with the second sword, you said "36,000 words"! ~
18. "Where is your sword?" "The sword is in my heart. What about you? Why not bring a knife? " "There is no knife in your hand, but a knife in your heart." Zoom in and close. The two men pulled each other's hair, slapped each other, bit each other and shouted "let go, let go!" " ! You put it first! You put it first! "
19. Part I: Resisting domestic violence Part II: Calling for social love: Don't talk to strangers.
Thief: Are you such a thief? Stealing and cleaning other people's houses
Stealing Saint (White): Can it be done without cleaning? I have to follow the footprints.
Thief: You have something. You will return them to others in a few days.
Theft of Saint: Can I not send it back? You are in no hurry to lose things.
2 1. Li Dazui scolded him: I ate more salt than you did! Li Dazui: That's your heavy mouth! Niang: I have crossed more bridges than you have! Li Dazui: That's because I'm too lazy to move! !
22. Guo Furong Inter-Star Catcher: What a bully in Qixia Town! Li Dazui: Who is that mother?
23. David Beckham pinched three clay figurines, one named Zhang Fei, the other named Yue Fei and the other named Faye Wong.
24. Guo Furong loves to talk back: You wasted my friendship … friendship … friendship … friendship …
Bai Yutang, the thief, gave a note to the female catcher, which read "I will steal your heart". When the woman was hot, the note slipped from her hand and fell into the hands of Xing Yusen who was checking the night below. He immediately shouted ... oh, no. Tang Baiyu is going to eat people. ...
26. Du Shiniang gave the shopkeeper one hundred and twenty pieces of silver to keep him, and everyone despised the shopkeeper. Everyone said angrily, "I'll give you one hundred and twenty pieces of silver! " " Boss Tong: "I am confused when I look at the hard-earned money and pat my head ... am I greedy?" Everyone: "Yes!" Child shopkeeper: "…" Everyone: "You said you were ashamed, ah ~" Child shopkeeper lowered his head: "Shame … (then looked up and smiled) shame and joy ~"
27. Exhibition Hall: Performance School? ! Call me acting school? ! Isn't this swearing? I am an idol!