1. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky. It's safest to make tofu! Dried tofu is hard, bean curd brain is thin, bean curd skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu is stinky! Make sure you don't lose!

2. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

3. That abduction made him limp, and that handcart tricked him. If I don't get rid of him in ten minutes today, I won't be able to be a teacher with you two!

4. I'm not RMB. How can everyone like me?

5. Don't say that you are not qualified to drive. You look illegal.

6. The Story of the Stone tells us that everything that we really love is finally scattered, and everything that we mix and match is finally reunited.

7. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

8. cool the heart and cool the ground.

9 and 2xx are so abnormal, everything is abnormal! At this critical moment, China Men's Football Team stepped forward and proved to the world that China Men's Football Team is still normal!

1. Don't look for me if there's nothing, and don't look for me if there's anything!

11. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

12. If you let the blind man go to the South Pole, he can't find the North at all. You let the cerebral thrombosis go to the fork, and he can't hook his leg at all; You let the monkey wear cheongsam, it can't see beauty at all; You asked Pan Changjiang to kiss Zheng Haixia, but he couldn't reach his mouth.

13. People are not smart, and they are bald like others.

14. Eye contact is spinach in autumn.

15. Choose Zhao Benshan's inspirational quotes by yourself

1. Tell your daughter-in-law everything. Are you still called gentlemen?

2, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

3. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

4. People are not smart, and they are bald like others.

5. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually ran naked in too many cooks for more than 2 years!

6. I've been divorced, and speaking Mandarin is getting kicked.

7, underground workers, given by the terrifying, can't be transferred back after going to a broken place.

8. If you look down on yourself, you can make things bigger!

9. With my IQ, I won't be able to read watches in the future.

1, it's not that you don't laugh, and the powder will fall off when you smile!

11. Keep a low profile! Is the most awesome b show off!

12, we can't play virtual, we have to do things, one thing at a time.

13. If you have difficulties, you should attend, even if you have created difficulties.

14. If I do something wrong, you should criticize as a leader.

15. If you fall, get up and cry.

16. With a big head and a thick neck, you are either a rich man or a cook.

17. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest. Those with wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

18. I never hold grudges. Generally, when I have a grudge, I report it on the spot.

19. The PE teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

2. China football is a good dish, but the chopsticks with vegetables are poisonous, so I have to stop eating it.

21. I have been pursuing it all my life, and I understand what happiness is. A: Happiness is suffering!

22. Football is too dirty and annoying. I don't want to do it.

23. What will happen to the police? Stop crying, I don't even have my ID card.

24. Two white front teeth were gloriously laid off last year.

25. The Story of the Stone tells us that everything we really love is finally scattered, and everything we mix and match is finally reunited.

26. Small kind, I don't know you if you wear a vest?

27. I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

28. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard!

29. What is it? Is to torture people to death without paying for their lives

3. People should never forget their cultural identity.

31. I came to play football, and I believe the fans will come back.

32. What are you afraid of with the government backing us? Donate money to the south, as much as you have!

33. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life.

34. Life is like a cup of Erguotou. Don't worry about the ups and downs.

35. Say that your program host is very good, which is the point of people's growth.

36. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

37. In front is Gaozhuang, that is Zhaozhuang, and this is Ma Jiahe.

38, don't be nervous, take my forehead as a lens.

39. I have been stimulated and strongly stimulated!

4. The peripheral nerve is necrotic, which makes the top of it big.

41. Shit! The world is so crazy, mice are given to cats as mothers!

42. Turn around for a year and shake the fate for a year. Thanks for learning from a mistake. Horizontal batch: self-taught.

43. I am worried that no one will teach me, and a sticky bean bag falls from the sky.

44. The mood of waiting for the aftershock is like that of a first-love girl and other lovers, who are afraid that he won't come and that he will mess around.

45. I think you are much more pleasing to the eye, from head to toe, from pants to coat, from heart to appearance.

46. I'm not RMB. How can everyone like me?

47. I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I'm done!

48, heaven! The earth! Which angel sister gave me this tone!

49. I can't forget it. If people want to forget everything and lose their roots, they will do everything wrong.

5. Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

51. I'm coming down. What are you doing? Corrupt?

52, the last meal, the next meal, finally accompanied by gastroptosis.

53. Don't call me a playboy if you can't tie my heart!

54. How can you lose weight if you are not full?

55. Can I board your wrecked boat with this old ticket?

56. Even if you give us Yunnan Baiyao now, you can't make up for our mental trauma.

57. Don't look for me if there is nothing, and don't look for me if there is anything!

58. Eat and drink well! Drink delicious!

59. I am ready to be scolded, scolded and blasted.

6, no matter how good Chopin of B is, I can't play the sadness!

61. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

62. You definitely belong to the type that has nothing to do.

63. Whether the cat can walk in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse.

64. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

65. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

66, silent tears, ears think of camel bells.

67. No one around me agrees to let me get involved in this matter, but I am confident that Liaozu will be done well.

68. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

69, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

7. My face looks like a shoehorn. Can I catch up with you?

71. Live well and don't have an accident.

72. Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?

73. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

74. Don't say anything. Long live understanding.

75. I prepared a night at home yesterday, but I came here today and will go back tomorrow.

76. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

77. Don't you just drive? I am a driver, and we walk together, collectively referred to as car owners.

78. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

79. Cherish your life. If God keeps you alive, you must have his plans.

8. It's difficult to do anything, and it's also difficult to get on the plane.

81. Never forget that we are a farmer, who came out of a ravine and sang a duet.

82. That old lady is uglier than you! She is not as ugly as you! You are uglier than her!

83. Only when you hold your child's hand can you know that your child is ugly, and your face is full of tears.

84. Only one finger counts in the world, up to 36, days.

85. If you choose 45 to look up at others, don't blame others for looking down at you. Zhao Benshan's classic quotations

Zhao Benshan's classic quotations

1. Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

2, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

3. If you fall, get up and cry.

4. Keep a low profile! Is the most awesome b show off! !

5. How can you lose weight if you are not full?

6. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

7. I can resist everything except temptation ...

8. I not only have a car, but also do it by myself ...

9. I am lonely when I light a cigarette ...

1. It's not that you don't laugh, and the powder falls off when you smile!

11. People are not smart, and they are bald like others.

12. Don't call me a playboy if you can't tie my heart!

13. No matter how good Chopin of B is, I can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!

14. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

15. Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?

16. I never hold grudges. Generally, when I have a grudge, I report it on the spot.

17. Don't look for me if there's nothing, and don't look for me if there's anything!

18. even believe hides a lie in the middle!

19. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

2. I'm not RMB. How can everyone like me?

21. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

22. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

23. Only when you hold your child's hand can you know that your child is ugly, and your face is full of tears.

24. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

25. Cherish your life-if God keeps you alive, you must have his plans.

26. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

27. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from the Buddha ...

28. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for standing upside down.

29. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard!

3. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

31. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

32. I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

33. You never know who casually said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

34. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside the toilet ...

35. Speak out your love, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

36. The Story of the Stone tells us that everything that we really love is finally scattered, and everything that we mix and match is finally reunited.

37. You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

38. The mood of waiting for the aftershock is like that of a first-love girl and other lovers, who are afraid that he won't come and that he will mess around.

39. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually ran naked in too many cooks for more than 2 years!

4. I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. That's all!

41. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life.

42. Even if it is a piece of shit, there will be a day when I meet dung beetles. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

43. If I win 1 million yuan, I will buy 3 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, full!

44. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest. Those with wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

45. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" of "metamorphosis" and the lower part is taken from the "state" of "metamorphosis".

46. In a few decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, and all of them will be burned to ashes. There are piles of you and me, and no one knows anyone. All of them will be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

47, 28 is so abnormal, everything is abnormal! At this critical moment, China Men's Football Team stepped forward and proved to the world that China Men's Football Team is still normal!

48. The most touching thing my dad said was: "Study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong for 1 yuan, but now he plays mahjong for 1 yuan for your study. "

49. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky. It's safest to make tofu! Dried tofu is hard, bean curd brain is thin, bean curd skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu is stinky! Make sure you don't lose! Classic quotes about fatherly love

1. Family is the kingdom of father, the world of mother and the paradise of children. -Emerson

2. There are no virtuous fathers and brothers in life, and no strict teachers and friends outside, but few can succeed. -(Song) Lv Gong wrote

3. Being a parent is the best in the world; Being a child is a great filial piety in the world. -

4. Father's love is as deep and broad as the sea. -Wen Jiabao

5. Happy is the moment when you have thoughts; It is happy to have the pleasure of feeling; It is also happy to have a father's love. -Qiong Yao

6. Father! To god,