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1. Don’t be afraid of being used, just be afraid of being useless.

2. It’s not that the road is uneven, it’s that you’re not good enough.

3. Don’t think that you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming is made up of two people.

4. A successful husband has more money than his wife can spend. A successful wife finds such a husband.

5. If something goes wrong, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

6. No one has ever been ruined because of making money.

7. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived.

8. College is about learning roughly. If you don’t work hard now, you won’t even have the chance to learn roughly.

9. For work, if you take a step back, the sky will be brighter; for love, if you take a step back, the sky will be empty.

10. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad. Thank you for your answer. Please accept it. Did you see my name? It is our forum. Search directly. We will have more professional answers for you here