Tong Xiangyu’s classic lines (many, many)

1. O God!

2. It was wrong, it was wrong from the beginning. If I had not married, my husband would not have died. If my husband had not died, I would not have ended up in such a sad place...

3. Very beautiful, very beautiful.

4. What’s going on? You should get a wife after giving birth to a baby

5. You should die of old age after giving birth to a baby. Why don’t you come back?

6. What a talented person! Um, that talented scholar who is smart, capable, good and cheap~~~~~

7. This is my property, not your scholar

8. (To Xiao Guo) Who will marry me? Marrying you...is still very challenging

9. (To Xiao Guo) Whoever marries you...is doing good deeds and doing good deeds

10. When you come to the world, Is this the highest mountain? A child with love is like a treasure. If the sky is affectionate, the sky will grow old easily. I love you so much that I will never forget you. I can't forget your tears, your kindness, your intoxicating lingering, and the faint smell of tobacco on your fingers...

11. Salary? Is there such a thing in the world?

12. If I provoke her, I will bully her. . . (Take out the mirror) Put on your makeup first

13 is shy... shy, but happy~~

14 Mesbu is all covered

15 Just slap him as you like, but you must give him money

16 (To the scholar) Just live well, stay there if you have nothing to do, don’t move, spend less energy, and eat less.

Not even 17-year-old Zhang Chuang!

18 Close the door and let Xiao Guo go

19 Extremely enthusiastic and almost crazy applause

20 You are walking with your voice, go quickly

21 You usually eat even if you are not hungry, but now you are not hungry even if you don’t eat for two days?

22 I obey you, I respect you, and I admire you in my heart.

23 It’s urgent Can you put a chicken feather in the letter? It's obviously a trivial matter

24 I regret not poisoning her chicken soup!

25 pair Xiaomi: foot, the other one!

26 Love at first sight, love at first sight

27 I haven’t checked out yet~~~~~~~Don’t run, don’t run~~~~~~~~~~ < /p>

Article 23 of 28 Store Rules prohibits private collection of tips and jewelry! !

29 If a person makes me grateful, I will give my life to him; if a person makes me moved, I will give myself to him!

30 (vs. match) Shopkeeper) Ouch, your childhood was not a happy one~! ~!

31 Your handwriting is too thin and not festive. I will ask you to write again on Qingming Festival!

32 From now on, never leave your body with a rag and never leave your hand with a broom. This is the new store rule. Scholars, please remember this.

33 He is so awesome! You don’t know what I’m telling you...

34 Hold it back, you must hold it back, I can do it myself

35 If it’s windy, I’ll help you put on some clothes. If it’s raining, I’ll help you. You hold an umbrella, I’ll help you beat your legs when you’re tired, I’ll help you with your lower body when you’re hungry, I’ll help you cover your forehead when it’s cold, I’ll fan you when you’re hot, this is the way of women

36 If you can’t forget it, don’t let it go Forget it! What a pity to throw away such beautiful memories.

37 Don’t be angry, don’t be angry

Ask if this mountain is the highest in the world

My eyes had better be blinded

Otherwise I will die of anger sooner or later Drop

38 Well said! In fact, whether it is food or the highest state of life, it is between the positive and negative, bland and salty!

39 I don’t care if my special colorful glazed tiles are broken

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Article 16 of the 41 Household Law: It is strictly prohibited to approach any place with water without the accompaniment of an adult. Those who violate the brackets, including water wells, will be punished by copying 300 times.

42 Who cares about you? I feel sorry for my pillars and my beams, which have just been renovated for half a year

43 Merciless heaven, why do you treat us like this

44 Just say you like it, don’t say it’s a thief...

45 I wish you a safe journey, and you will succeed... No, you will succeed!

46 You are heartless, you are shameless, you are unreasonable!

47 I am a girl, I can’t lift my hands or shoulders, and I don’t know martial arts... (starts singing) I’m not Huang Rong~~I don’t know martial arts~~I don’t have Brother Jing and Perfect Love~~~~~

48 is not bitten to death by hunger!

49 I am too soft-hearted to tolerate torture. You can keep this hairpin for use! Prick the sole of the foot! Pricking and scratching, it hurts and itches but still can’t be scratched

50 Let you buy an official position and engage in corruption, just wait and suffer...

51 Spring is coming All things are resurrected, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant

The world is full of vitality

When will spring come for you, poor Wushuang

52 For tomorrow, let us work together and be united as one, Open your arms to embrace the rising sun!

53 Then just wait... In this long dark night, let us accumulate strength and get ready. (Open eyes sharply) The bright future is not far ahead, and the road is long. Far away, I will be white from top to bottom, southeast, northwest, and everywhere I go, I will be invincible and seek...

54 is the right one! The temperature of the hands represents the temperature of the heart. Let our hearts jump, let the blood boil, let the passion burn, let the youth fly...

55 I have already thought about it. From today on, I am no longer an exploiter who enjoys the benefits, but a brand new me, a completely reborn me, a me who regards career as life and love as career!

56 I’m talking about life

Everyone’s life is in their own hands

The so-called young people who don’t work hard will only be sad

Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow and more

Practice that is not beneficial will bring its own disadvantages

There must be one that suits you

You have identified the Blue Sky Six Musts Governance

57 Give yourself a chance and give the world a chance

Let your blood boil with me

Let your youth light up the street lights of life

The future is long and individuals will be confused

It doesn’t matter if you fall down, pat yourself down and stand up again