Question 1: Feng Gong’s skit I have such a personal line. I want all the lines. Introduction: 2014 Year of the Horse Spring Festival Gala skit "I'm Just Such a Person" video with subtitles, "I'm Just Such a Person", a cross talk drama starring Feng Gong, actors Cao Suifeng and Jiang Shimeng. It tells the story of a publishing house employee who gave an air purifier to a leader and learned about the leader’s retirement, re-employment, resignation, etc.

1. Zhu Jun: “Slender neck, big head, and legs as long as a grasshopper. The facial features are very regular, but he has no chin."

Feng Gong: "Bajie's team--Zhu (Pig) Jun"

Zhu Jun: "Zhu Bajie's mouth is full of needles and threads." Feng Gong"

Feng Gong: "Threading threads in the pickle jar - Feng Xiaogang"

2. Zhu Jun: "Tell me about that fat brother"

Feng Gong: " A hippo that dares to watch a crocodile sleep."

Zhu Jun: "Tell me about it."

Feng Gong: "The long-eared horse that follows Afanti every day."

Zhu Jun: "That's not a donkey or horse!"

Feng Gong: "They look the same at first glance."

Zhu Jun: "What about you?"

Feng Gong: "How can I compare with you? You are so noble, and I am so miserable. At best, I am just a... Huang Ama."

Zhu Jun: "I see. , you are not like Huang Ama, you are like a toad."

Feng Gong: "You are a toad."

3. Feng Gong: "Is this a gift? ?This is a bribe, a discount for this model."

4. Kiwi: "The price has increased, and the price has increased with the taxi."

5. Kiwi: "You just live here. It’s the eighteenth floor underground. I won’t go there.”

6. Kiwi: “You bought this purifier for your father, right?”

Feng Gong: “You are willing to give it up.” You spend so much money on your biological father!"

7. Feng Gong: "This image is high-end and classy, ??so what do you think?"

Kiwi: " Give me money."

Feng Gong: "I'm not good enough for you."

Kiwi: "I'm not good enough for her."

8. Feng Gong: "The master showed it to me and said that I am not compatible with him."

9. Feng Gong: "Crows still know how to nurse in return, lambs still know how to kneel down to breastfeed, and Yang Silang still knows Visiting my mother, Feng Xiaogang is so busy and he is accompanying Xu Fan to fight the landlord."

10. Feng Gong: "I am over 50 and I like 20-year-olds?"

Kiwi: " Even those who are over 80 like 20-year-olds. On this issue, men are very specialized.

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Question 2: Essay on “This Is Such a Person” In the blink of an eye, I am in junior high school, and time has gone by forever. Looking back, I look at my friends, my classmates, and my family. It has been almost 14 years since *** and I left, haha! Time flies so fast! I have gradually matured, and I have shed the childishness and innocence of my childhood, but only now do I realize that my childhood is so worth remembering. ...... Maybe life is like this! You don’t know how to cherish until you lose it. Maybe I am such a person, a person who doesn’t know how to cherish. Thinking about the days in the past when I was accompanied by my friends, how sweet it was. !How happy it is! But at that time, I didn’t know how to cherish, care, or understand...Haha! I don’t know so much! I’m not in a good mood today. I don’t know why. Maybe. It’s because my friend is gone. Maybe it’s because my father’s face is old again. Maybe it’s because my mother has more white hair. Maybe it’s... My parents have more sad faces. Maybe my parents have more white hair. , Mom and dad are worried about the rent again... Mom and dad are worried about *** again recently. I really want to grow up. When I grow up, I can help my parents share some of the burden. Every time I see My parents were worried about me. Today I just played by myself at the computer desk. My parents saw the complicated expressions on my face. My heart felt like a needle pricking me. It hurts, it really hurts, it hurts. I cried. Why do I have such no self-control when studying? From now on, I will try my best not to let my parents worry. However, the less I want them to worry, the more mistakes I make... Why can’t I always do it? Okay, why, why...

Essay 2 I am such a person. I am a cheerful and straightforward person. I am also a mischievous and fun-loving person. Naturally, I will That bit of naughtiness caused unnecessary trouble, and a eloquent mouth made me a complete me. I used to be an "ugly duckling" with low self-esteem, but I regained my confidence in a debate. . Because I signed up to be the host of the debate myself, I was already well prepared at that time. I thought, since I was so well prepared, I might as well take this opportunity to show off myself so that the students would be impressed; but, if If I become a host, my feet will tremble with fear as soon as I take the stage. My speech will be in vain, and my classmates will still laugh at me. What should I do? Suddenly, I remembered Einstein's famous saying: Confidence is the key. The first step to success. This sentence seemed to have magic power. It made me full of strength and made a firm decision. Sure enough, I became the host that time. Because it was my first time on stage. I was a little nervous, but the teacher still praised me. Although I was very confident, I was very timid. Maybe it was born. Once, I was walking alone at night to deliver food to Uncle Wang. I had to take a small road to go faster. As I walked, I suddenly found a "monster" following me. The "monster" had a pair of blue eyes and stared straight at me. My heart was beating like a rabbit in my arms. I ran quickly to get rid of the "monster". However, the faster I ran, the faster the "monster" chased me. Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell. The "monster" chased me. I took a closer look. Hey, it turned out to be my little flower dog. What a false alarm. I have one biggest shortcoming, and that is my playfulness. It almost controls me and turns me into another person. On a Saturday, I was doing homework at home. Suddenly a burst of laughter came into my ears. My feet suddenly became itchy. I couldn't control myself anymore and went downstairs to play. I thought of my feet several times. The homework was not finished yet, but I always wanted to play for a while, but in the end it was too late, so I hurried upstairs to do my homework. Only now have I discovered that this is a bad habit and I am trying to correct it. I am such a person, confident, timid and playful.

Question 3: 30 points for the lines of the sketch "I am just like this" Introduction: 2014 Year of the Horse Spring Festival Gala "I am just like this" skit subtitled version video, "I am just like this", starring Feng Gong cross talk drama, actors Cao Suifeng and Jiang Shimeng. It tells the story of a publishing house employee who gave an air purifier to a leader and learned about the leader’s retirement, re-employment, resignation, etc.

1. Zhu Jun: “Slender neck, big head, and legs as long as a grasshopper. The facial features are very regular, but he has no chin."

Feng Gong: "Bajie's team--Zhu (Pig) Jun"

Zhu Jun: "Zhu Bajie's mouth is full of needles and threads." Feng Gong"

Feng Gong: "Threading threads in the pickle jar - Feng Xiaogang"

2. Zhu Jun: "Tell me about that fat brother"

Feng Gong: " A hippo that dares to watch a crocodile sleep."

Zhu Jun: "Tell me about it."

Feng Gong: "The long-eared horse that follows Afanti every day."

Zhu Jun: "That's not a donkey or horse!"

Feng Gong: "They look the same at first glance."

Zhu Jun: "What about you?"

Feng Gong: "How can I compare with you? You are so noble, and I am so miserable. At best, I am just a... Huang Ama."

Zhu Jun: "I see. , you are not like Huang Ama, you are like a toad."

Feng Gong: "You are a toad."

3. Feng Gong: "Is this a gift? ?This is a bribe, a discount for this model."

4. Kiwi: "The price has increased, and the price has increased with the taxi."

5. Kiwi: "You just live here. It’s the eighteenth floor underground. I won’t go there.”

6. Kiwi: “You bought this purifier for your father, right?”

Feng Gong: “You are willing to give it up.” You spend so much money on your biological father!"

7. Feng Gong: "This image is high-end and classy, ??so what do you think?"

Kiwi: " Give me money."

Feng Gong: "I'm not good enough for you."

Kiwi: "I'm not good enough for her."

8. Feng Gong: "The master showed it to me and said that I am not compatible with him." 9. Feng Gong: "The crow still knows how to feed back, the lamb still knows how to kneel to breastfeed, Yang Silang still knows how to visit his mother, Feng Xiaogang is so busy I’m still playing Landlord with Xu Fan.”

10. Feng Gong: “I’m over 50 and I like 20-year-olds?”

Kiwi: “I’m over 80 and I also like 20-year-olds. Men are very special in this matter. ”

》》》Video of the 2014 Spring Festival Gala skit "To Help or Not to Help" (with subtitles)

Question 4: I am just such a person, and I will be nice to anyone who treats me well, which is fine

The most important thing in life is to be happy

Question 5: Feng Gong’s sketch I am just such a person. Cast list and guest performers. : Feng Gong, Cao Suifeng, Jiang Shimeng

Question 6: This is who I am 340 words Hello everyone, do you know me? My name is xxx. I am a student who has just entered middle school. Like many new students, I came to the sacred hall with a heart full of curiosity and a strong desire for knowledge.

My character is one of persistent pursuit and beautiful ideals, and I want to take possession of the good things in the world for myself. I don't like to follow other people's vulgar paths and live the same life as others. I want to pursue my own personality, show my trump card, and be the truest version of myself!

I am proactive. When I was young, I was just a drop of dew, but I was unwilling to lag behind and lived a life of mediocrity. Every time the test results come out, I tell myself that I must work hard to get good results next time.

I have always used my sister as my benchmark. I don’t believe that I can’t surpass her. I must be better than her. To surpass others depends on strength and hard work. I will definitely study hard to satisfy my strength!

Although my appearance is not beautiful, I have a beautiful ideal, which is the goal I will always pursue. I believe that everyone has a dream hidden in their heart. If you don't have a dream, your life will not be complete. Let us work hard and fight for our dreams! Let's cheer for ourselves! Although I don’t know if there will be a day when my dream will come true, I still look forward to that day, and I believe it will. come on!

I am a childish, naive, imaginative little girl who lives in a fairy tale world all day long. This is me, I want to be my truest self!

Question 7: A female audience member in white appears many times in Feng Gong's sketch "I'm just a person" and has also appeared in other sketches. Who is this young beauty? Feng Gong's sketch "Can't" In "Let Him Go", Feng Gong sang 8 songs and wrote them all. Look which one you are talking about. 1. Feng Gong (at the beginning): When you see injustice on the road, you roar, and you take action when it's time to take action. Old man, hey, hey, hey, it’s the old man, old man (connected) Hey, eh! Hey hey Il! Hahahaha... Hey... "Song of a Hero" 2. Feng Gong: This is a beautiful and lovely mountain village. The cattle run out of the square, yo lie yi~~, yo lie yi yi~~ "The Lonely Shepherd" 》 3. Feng Gong: When I am alone, I am "Leo"~~~ 4. Feng Gong: There is a girl named Xiaofang in the village~~~"Xiaofang" 5. Feng Gong: go go go, Leo Leo Lei! "Cup of Life: Theme Song of the 1998 World Cup" 6. Feng Gong: We common people, hey, hey, we are so happy today, hey, we common people, hey, hey "We are so happy today" 7. Shao Feng-Feng Gong : The house is getting bigger, the phone is getting smaller, life is getting better and better, vacations are getting longer, income is getting higher, and life is getting better and better. "Mobile China Tour Commercial Song" 8 Feng Gong: I hope the sun will set in the west ravine, so you can kiss me enough... Oh..Oh..Oh..Oh "Tracker's Love"