1. If you tie, you will qualify." In fact, "if you beat yourself to death, you will qualify." When you talk about ghosts, the ghosts are blowing on the back of your neck - "Dream Beginning + Sleepwalking Ending, Does "If you tie, you will qualify"? 》

2. You can't think of others as mentally retarded just because you are mentally retarded. Contracts all over the world are regarded as that "white slip" - "The "life and death situation" is worse than a "white slip""

3. This contract, which is called "in line with international standards" by the Chinese Football Association, has been I think it's very interesting, it's really interesting. It doesn't bring the coaching staff into line, but it may make the coaching staff "fall on the wrong track" - "A "life and death situation" is worse than a "white note""

4. The so-called A "life and death certificate" is not a marriage certificate that protects the interests of both parties, but more like a "premarital property certificate" made by a thief man - "The "life and death certificate" is worse than a "white slip""

5 Seventeen years ago, when the Chinese team lost to the Thai team 0-1 in the Asian Games, at least it still had a beautiful scene; when it beat the Thai team in an ugly situation seventeen years ago, it still had at least a tall title of "China's leading team"; now, What is left for the Chinese team under the leadership of Zhu Guanghu? Only the cockroaches are left. This is the "heaviest shit ever" game - "Li Chengpeng asked Zhu Guanghu on the 11th - Resign, the Lord will forgive you"< /p>

6. I heard that when the team summarized their harvest, they thought: "The team members sweated a lot after adapting to the hot and humid weather of the Asian Cup held in Southeast Asia." I finally understood, Commander, you are leading the team to steam It’s a sauna, but why spend so much foreign exchange abroad to use a sauna? It’s too luxurious - "Li Chengpeng’s eleventh question to Zhu Guanghu - Resign, the Lord will forgive you"

7. Director Zhu always puts simple things into perspective Things become complicated. One moment, I defend the distance, and the next moment, I control the area. I wish I could apply the principles of airplanes to making kites. Only when they don’t fall can there be ghosts - "Why Zhu Guanghu should be dismissed from class, and why Du Yi should be taught classes"

8. The more serious this kind of person is, the more he will fail. The faster he runs in the wrong direction, the closer he will reach hell - "Why Zhu Guanghu should be dismissed from class and why Du Yi should be taught class"

9. You can’t win by relying on slogans alone. It’s the Chinese football team, not the Chinese slogan team. It’s a practice of footwork, not a practice of speaking. Last time I invented a slogan and lost 0:1. This time I invented four slogans and lost 1:4. "1:4" is about to catch up with the advertising slogan for washing powder. Wash it white, go home and sleep - "I already admire Director Zhu very much now"

10. Du Yi has a very poisonous vision. I called him "Poison Doctor", Huang Jianxiang called Director Zhu "Veterinarian", and then we both texted each other in text messages - "Poison Doctor" PK "Veterinary Doctor", "Poison Doctor" "Governing the country, "veterinarians" harm the country - ""Poison doctors" govern the country, "veterinarians" harm the country - 19 hours of ice and fire mystery"

11. If there is no blood and no opinions, is it called a comment? , from a stylistic point of view, it should not be called an argumentative essay, but an "explanatory essay" - "On Xie Yalong's "The Main Force is Coming" and the Sharp Turn"

12. We always like to do things first As for pretending to be a robber while wearing women's stockings, we also like to use "The Wind is Xiaoxiao and the Water is Cold" as karaoke. In fact, it is replacing one mistake with another, and we have to wait another four years - "Tragic" Asian Cup Semi-finals" False Proposition"

13. The fundamental reason for the "three-captain system" is that he who once wandered between "single core" and "dual core" has finally evolved into a "three core". We know , when there are too many cores, it is actually "nuclear-free" - "Talk about the Chinese locker room culture from Jihai Zheng Zhidaji's "three-captain system""

14. The perennial "crazy" "The Chinese team has been transformed into a bloodless single-celled anucleate animal. Players all regard being kind as a motto. Human nature has been sublimated, but animal nature has degenerated - "Three-captain system" from Cong Jihai and Zheng Zhi. Discussing the Chinese Locker Room Culture"

15. The two-captain system or even the three-captain system began during the Ali Han period. Think about that night when they were just one goal away from scoring in Hong Kong and qualifying, every Chinese team member They are all core members, but they all have no backbone, like kamikaze squads, like headless flies.

This is the benefit of "multi-core" - "Talk about the Chinese locker room culture from Jihai Zheng Zhidaji's "three-captain system""

16. One boss in the locker room is enough, but more It's not a locker room but a chess and card room, and it's not a Landlord game, so why are the three of them doing this? ——"Talk about Chinese locker room culture from Jihai Zheng Zhidaji's "three-captain system""

17. When "paving stones", "knife on the neck" and "fighting like the People's Liberation Army" are like this The slogan was released, which seems to mean that everything is lost and invested in the stock market - "Vietnam team's upset is good news for the Chinese team"

18. In the past ten years, the Chinese media has used it most frequently and most freely. One of the proudest titles is "Israel makes people haggard" - "Ten Memory Fragments About the China-Iraq War Ten Years Ago"

19. Only the Chinese team is so funny like the last century Teams in the 1970s also liked to make their formations as symmetrical as parallel prose, and also used the most popular tactical terms of the era. Please, Director Zhu, it is sad to be a "tactical superman" - "" Tactical superman Zhu Guanghu caused the national football team to split, Dong Fangzhuo and Zhou Haibin had to seize the team to seize power."

20. Using this method of using up credit cards to run the Chinese national team tactics is really a bit like eating up all the people by Dongting Lake. Owls and flavored snakes, and then 2 billion mice went up the levee - "Dream Beginning + Sleepwalking Ending, "If you tie, you will qualify", does it mean "If you beat yourself to death, you will not qualify"? ”

21. When tragedy happens once, it is a tragedy, when it happens twice, it is a comedy, and when it happens three times, it is a farce. p>