Classic Joker Xue jokes recommended.
1, I have two lives on my back.
One day I will stand on the big stage and tell everyone my mother's name.
2, the prince is to have a white horse, not a red light.
What I want to say is that one year is fine. Two years is no problem. No matter how long time has passed. I won't change. I am still the same Joker Xue who loves music, and I will tell you one story after another with melody.
4, it still makes sense, it still makes sense!
As long as someone listens to my song, I will keep singing.
6, laughter is easy for life!
7. Joker Xue is a P without you. You guys? Zhi Qianyou)
Joker Xue thanks everyone for everything you have done for me, but I don't expect me to be everything to you.
9. If one day I am shopping and find someone humming my song. It's all worth it.
10, if possible, I'd like to meet each of you and invite you to dinner and chat. Remember every one of you, just as you remember me.
1 1. Actually, I just want to sing. Even if one day, there is no stage, no lights and nothing. Give me a guitar, I can sing. I will never change.
Selected classic jokes of Joker Xue.
1, if people don't idolize.
What is the difference between salted fish and salted fish?
A hot summer day
Aidou is my Liushen cool shower gel.
Chased him for a cool summer.
My wish is world peace.
You don't have to pretend to have a good life. In fact, not many people care about you. Most people who live well in this world are ordinary people. They want to eat and drink, dress up, read books, pursue certain basic materials, and then spend money to make themselves happy and grounded.
4. Hello, everyone
I usually
It's not too bad
But this is not good.
But I like this kind of casual singing.
It's like wearing shorts and a belt at home, and the zongzi in the right hand is spitting in front of the mirror.
The computer crashed two days ago and now it sounds like a tractor.
I'm like surfing the internet with everyone in the kitchen.
7. When we were young, we didn't know how big the world was.
So we can fall in love without any worries?
Love you as much as I can.
The funny thing is that I actually have nothing.
I thought my shoulders could cover your ambitions, desires and so on.
Then it took you away?
You said you wanted to go for a walk in the outside world
I didn't let you hear you when you left.
I don't want you to hear it, because I am ashamed that I can't love you.
I spent two months alone practicing the dance in the concert.
People lie like twists every day.
9. I have been thinking about this problem since then.
If I write a song, it will become a burden to everyone. Why should I write?
10, please let me sing until today, jump to death in my blood and then my body explodes.
Then please let me give you an explanation.
Classic Joker Xue Duanzi Series
1. Tell me about a drinking buddy who once stayed in Taitung when he was in Qingdao and went to Dalian the year before last. Another sister asked me out, so my employer grew up and went to a KTV with him. After that, he will pay the bill. I told the lady that you would go out with my pocket and plan to go to the Internet cafe for ten dollars. Didn't you say your treat? That's all. Said it was urgent, so it was delivered to the door. She left, thinking there were still snacks to eat, and then she went back and took them all. I just left angrily. Nima came to her present job bravely at that time, and it is not easy to live until now.
On my way home today, I saw a piece of paper in front of a student-looking woman (she didn't see it in front of me, carrying a schoolbag), which said to give him 6 yuan for home fare. I struggled for a long time, the little devil said, it must be fake. How many times have you been cheated by a liar? You don't know? The little angel said to help her see how pitiful she is. While they were arguing, I felt in my pocket and found that there was only one hundred-dollar bill. Forget it, be the villain.
3.LZ is running a business. Send a card to the internet cafe today. As a result, I met an uncle watching a small movie When I sent it there, two people next to me looked at me. That look, man, don't hold back, don't hold back your smile, or I just sent it to uncle. The point is that LZ is a sister. How embarrassing! Decisiveness has disappeared.
4. Sleeping is a relief. When you fall asleep, you won't be sad, angry, worried or lonely. It's time for God to give you a short memory loss. May your dreams heal your sorrow.
5. Complementary people are easy to fall in love at first sight, and similar people are suitable for growing old together. After all, I still don't like the feelings of forbearance in pairs. Love is not unbearable, but two people give each other the most relaxed self. Needless to say, it's already clear. No matter what age, such feelings are the best.
6. The furthest distance in the world is not love, not hate, but a familiar person who gradually becomes strange. Although the best time is always short, I will always remember the feelings I had.
7. The core of being a man is to make yourself happy. Doing too many unhappy things will make you unhappy for a long time. People who don't love themselves in this world, don't make long-term and short-term plans for themselves, and expect to make a living through contacts are stupid. Mutual benefit can last forever. No one will help a person who can't afford it. Helping others sometimes means helping yourself.
8. Life often plays jokes on us. The person you expect will be farther away from you, and the person you are persistent will hurt you the most.
9. Give yourself a hope every day, try not to worry about tomorrow, don't sigh for yesterday, and make today better.
10.？ Simple love lasts the longest, ordinary company is the most reassuring, and people who know you are the warmest. ? Is it okay? It starts with a heartbeat, accompanied by hoary heads. ?
1 1. unreasonable and hurtful.
12.？ Only when you meet someone you like will you become speechless. I don't want to say a word when I meet someone I don't like. ?
13. A large part of growth is acceptance. Accept parting ways, impermanence, loneliness and frustration, sudden powerlessness, and your own shortcomings. Then change from the heart and find a balance. To get along with the world is to get along with yourself first. Turn on the lights at dark, and take an umbrella when it rains. If you are sad, you will be sad first, but you will not die.