Grandma: Only by enduring hardship can you become a master

Xia Yu: Can you ride on others' heads if you endure hardship?

Liu Xing: That's it The reason why you can't poop is because the earth has no gravity

Dad didn't get home on time on a business trip at night. Mom asked Xiaoyu to call his cell phone. After the call...

Mom: Who answered the call?

Xiao Yu: A woman. (Everyone is nervous) "Sorry, the number you dialed cannot be connected temporarily..."

Hazy~~~~

Xiaoyu: Little Xingzi, cover

Little Xingzi, cover

Big wasp, sting

I will sting you to death

Liu Xing: . .....

Xiaoxue: My name is Xia Xue

Xiaoyu: My name is Xia Yu

Liu Xing: My name is Xiahail

Xia Xue: Hum, shallow!

Liu Xing: Hum, vulgar!

Xia Yu: Hum, naive!

Liu Mei: Confucius’ teacher Who is it?

Liu Xing: Drill, where would Confucius come from without Drill?

Liu Xing: My solemn promise!

Xiao Yu: I Grand disbelief!

(After Liu Xing watched the horror film)

Ringling~~Liu Mei: Liu Xing, go answer the phone!

Liu Xing (steps forward and hugs the phone): Mom, that’s the ominous ring!

Dad: Now I’m going to announce an explosive news!

Xiao Yu (keeps eating): I need to gain some weight to avoid being blown up!

"Xia Donghai!!!!!!!!!" Xiaoyu was so furious

"What"

"Xia Donghai's father"

HOW...HOW ARE YOU! !

Don’t take it… don’t take it… don’t take it (BANA…BANA…BANANA)

NOTHING

RIGHT )

Liu Xing: Do you want to hear about my summer vacation?

Xiaoyu: Brother, where do you want to take me to play?

Liu Xing: Go, what's the matter with you! I'm going to study flying saucers!

Xiaoyu: Huh, the plan can't keep up with the changes!

(Midnight) Liu Xing: Mom, can you give me some funds?

Mom: What are you doing?

Liu Xing: (touching her hair) I want to dye this thing green and get a girlfriend

Mom: How dare you

Liu Xing: Why can Xiaoxue find a wild boy, but I can’t find my wild girlfriend?!

Mom: If you dare to find a wild girlfriend, you will find out You have a wild and savage mother!!!

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Dad: Haha, let me tell you, how can we Xiaoxue have a boy? Where are my friends~~~~~

Mom: Haha, (referring to the wild boy), he is so tall and has red hair, and he doesn’t look like red sorghum at all.

Xiao Yu: If they don’t reconcile, I will eat a hundred ice creams and commit suicide!

Liu Xing: If they don’t reconcile, I will play computer games for a month. I will exhaust myself!

Liu Mei: Red hands, green hands and big white hands

Liu Xing said to Xia Xue: After you see the gorilla, you will know how handsome your two brothers are.

Classmate Xiaoxue: I’m looking for Xia Xue!

Liu Xing: What does your classmate with your last name do to you?

Liu Xing: On a dark and windy night. ． ． ． ． ．

Xia Donghai: Sorry, Liu Xing, Xiaobai Shu was killed during the day.

Liu Xing: Ao, Ao, daytime, daytime. In the dark and windy day of the month. Little Bai Shu was locked at home alone, thinking: It would be great if he could go out to play. Even if it’s half an hour of playing video games, it’s enough.

Xia Xue: I think you are talking about yourself.

Liu Xing: What do you know? This is called empathy.

Liu Xing: So, it took out the key that it secretly assigned. ． ． ． ． ． Suddenly, a black hand stretched out!

Xia Yu: No, it’s the white paw of a black cat.

Liu Xing: White claws, white claws. Suddenly, the white paw of a black cat stretched out, ending its young life. Therefore, the murderer is. ． ． ． (Liu Xing points to the black cat) The murderer is it - the black cat with white paws.

Xia Donghai: Liu Xing, take out the secret key.

Liu Xing was shocked and said angrily: Dad~~~~

Xia Donghai: Be good, bring it.

Liu Xing reluctantly handed over the key to Xia Donghai.

Liu Mei (singing): We are beauties, we are beauties, we must kill our male classmates, we must kill them! Kill them!

Liu Xing: We are A political teacher once said that Chairman Mao once said: If you want to know the taste of braised prawns, you have to taste it yourself.

Mom: Hey, I really shouldn’t have given birth to such an ignorant person like you

Liu Xing: Who wants you to give birth to me? Did you get your consent?

1. Liu Mei: Who was Confucius’ teacher?

Liu Xing: Drill, where would Confucius come from without drill?

2. Liu Xing: I solemnly promise!

Xiaoyu: I solemnly don’t believe it!

3. Liu Xing: Xiaoyu, you said we are Good brother?

Xia Yu: Of course! "Meteor Shower" is talking about us two!

4. Liu Xing said to Xia Xue: After you see the gorilla, you will know how handsome your two brothers are!

5. Classmate Xiaoxue: I’m looking for Xia Xue!

Liu Xing: What does your classmate with your last name do to you?

6. Mom: Hey, I really shouldn’t have given birth to you, who is so ignorant

Liu Xing: Who wanted you to give birth to me, did you get your consent?

7. Lin Fan (excited): Are you that lovely, Xia Xue’s younger brother?

Liu Xing (smirking): I am that lovely, Xia Xue’s younger brother.

8. Liu Xing: I went to school for so many years without running away from home despite the pressure. Don’t you think I am strong?

9. During the football match in Liu Xing’s class, Xiaoyu Xiaoxue, Xia Donghai and Liu Mei cheered for Liu Xing and shouted, “Come on Liu Xing’s class! Come on Liu Xing’s class!”

10. Xiaoyu: If they don’t reconcile, I will eat a hundred ice creams and commit suicide!

Liu Xing: If they don’t reconcile, I will play computer games for a month. I will exhaust myself!

11. Liu Mei: Can I come in?

Liu Xing: No

Xia Yu: Why don’t you let your mother in?

Liu Xing: If you don’t let her in, she will come in later

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The door opened——

12. Xia Donghai said to Liu Xing: "Your classmates call you a gorilla. Is there a female classmate in your class called a baboon?"

13. Liu Xing: Liu Xing No. 2, look at the name, it looks like hybrid rice!

14. Xiaoxue: My name is Xia Xue

Xiaoyu: My name is Xia Yu

Liu Xing: My name is Hailixia

15 , Liu Xing: Mom and Dad, if someone is begging for nothing and insists on asking you to talk to him, will you go?

Xia Donghai: Who wants to talk to us?

Liu Mei: Patient?

Liu Xing: No, it’s...our class teacher...

16. Liu Xing held the book and said: "The length of time in the toilet does not mean whether the person is doing big things or not. Little things.

”

17. Liu Xing: The eagle that fights in the sky will not envy the chick who is praised!

18. Xia Yu: Only the elder sister is allowed to set fire, and the younger brother is not allowed to light the lamp!

Xia Donghai: Don’t change the idiom! Only state officials are allowed to set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps!

Xia Yu: But there is only one sister in our family and no state officials!

Liu Xing: Why do you say that to us! You are more extreme than anyone else!

Xia Yu: Don’t listen to your parents!

Liu Xing: As soon as you enter the door Show off to both of us!

Xia Yu: And she also has a boyfriend!

Liu Xing: And she brings her boyfriend home!

Xia Yu: Twice!

Xia Donghai: Can you leave a channel for us to say something?

Liu Xing: Xiaoyu gave my little sister a chicken feather! , What does it matter?

Xia Yu: Yes, what does Liu Xing mean?

Liu Xing: Really! (Blows a kiss) What does it matter? ?

Xia Yu: Yes, what does Liu Xing’s two points mean?

Liu Xing: We are good kids!

Xia Xue (pointed) Called): I want to fight you two little villains!

19. (Midnight) Liu Xing: Mom, can you give me some money?

Mom: What?

Liu Xing: (touching her hair) I want to dye this thing green and get a girlfriend.

Mom: How dare you——

Liu Xing: Why can Xiaoxue find a wild boy, but I can’t find my wild girlfriend?!

Mom: If you dare to find a wild girlfriend, you will find that you have a wild and wild girlfriend. Savage mother!!!

20. Xia Donghai: What do you think we should do?

Liu Xing: What else can we do?

Xia Donghai: What do you want to do?

Liu Xing: Let’s do it!

Xia Donghai: What are you going to do?

What else can you do? Just do it!

Xia Donghai: Why is it so hard for me to speak Chinese!

Xiaoyu: Eat when you are hungry. , you have to eat when you are hungry

You are hungry after eating, you have to eat when you are hungry, you still have to be hungry after eating

Liu Xing: No, no, you are missing a link in the song

Xiao Yu: Which part is it?

Liu Xing: Listen (picks up the chopsticks and taps the table rhythmically)

Eat when you are hungry, poop after eating, poop after poop Still hungry

After eating, you are hungry, and you still have to eat

22. Liu Xing and Xiaoxue were sleeping on the dining table. At this time, Liu Mei came over and pulled Lift Liu Xing's arm.

Liu Mei: Look at your watch, what time is it?

Liu Xing: I didn't sleep well last night. /p>

Liu Mei: Are you playing the game console again?

Liu Xing: No.

Liu Mei: Then you are playing online.

Liu Xing: No. I'm thinking about the exam.

Liu Mei: About the exam? Did you fail the exam again?

Liu Xing: I haven’t taken the exam yet!

Liu Mei: That means thinking about how to cheat?

Liu Xing: Why do you always think bad things about me? !

Liu Mei: If you want me to think on the bright side, you have to give me a chance!

23. Liu Xing said: “Dad, Xiaoxue’s nickname in the class is Big Sister.

"

Dad: "What's going on? It's normal for you to have nicknames between you."

......

Liu Xing: "But the problem is, There is a boy in their class nicknamed 'Big Brother'"

Dad: "According to what you say, your classmates call you orangutan, is there another girl named baboon? ”

24. Xiaoyu: If they don’t reconcile, I will eat a hundred ice creams and commit suicide!

Liu Xing: If they don’t reconcile, I will play computer for a month , I exhausted myself!

25. Grandma: Only by enduring hardship can you become a master

Xia Yu: Can you ride on others' heads if you endure hardship? >

26. Xia Yu: This is because the earth has no gravity.