Xidi talked about the experience of encountering an exhibitionist when she was a child

Kang: Would a goat like you run away screaming?

Hee: What else should I do? Say, "Come, let me help you!"

Kang: What about Takeshi Kaneshiro?

Hee: (gasping in embarrassment) I will say, "Is it necessary for you to do this yourself?"

Kang: Your eyes are smaller than Jolin Tsai's?

Xi: Yes, my eyes are smaller than Jolin's ...

Kang: What should I do?

hee: ... but my breasts are bigger than hers!

Kang: What if your boyfriend is thinner than you?

hee: I can't stand another thin man! (Hehe, I mean Jiao Jiao)

Xi: Do I look like I can easily appear in nightclubs?

Kang: At that time, if a bodhisattva passed over the sky, you would see an evil spirit coming out of the bar. Then follow the trail, that is, you are sitting at the bottom!

Kang: You're not constipated anyway, so you won't take a massage.

Xi: I often just want to take a good piss and then the shit will come out.

(This kind of words can only be said by a small S)

Cai Kangyong was holding his head and couldn't get a word for a long time. Khan ing ..

Discuss her ethnic dress with Chyi Yu

Kang: Is this a real shawl or a tablecloth on you?

Qi: (trying to be calm) It's a real shawl ...

Xi: So your skirt is also a real skirt, not a curtain?

Believe me, Chyi Yu is going crazy

Kang: Chyi Yu studied anthropology at National Taiwan University. What are you doing?

Hee: (with an uncertain face) How did humans evolve?

Qi: Aye, that's right.

Hee: (excited) Really?

Qi: Half right.

Hee: (continuing to look uncertain) Is there any next development for mankind?

Qi: Right.

hee: (gasping, unbelievable) huh? !

kang: how about that? Do you think it is easy to read?

H: No, if I were you, I wouldn't read it ~~

There are as many websites in comic boyz as F4 and 5566

Kang: I think there is a big misunderstanding about this figure.

Hee: (looking innocent) So you think F4 and 5566 are much more popular than comic boyz, don't you?

Kang: (OS: you … this …) This is common sense, isn't it, Dee Hsu!

hee: (gloating) I didn't say that I often meet them. They often go to entertainment. Kang: Do what?

Hee: Just … be caring and attentive, and play games. Like your true feelings index, you may not meet each other, so you can speak your mind, it doesn't matter.

Kang: True Love Index If you want to visit comic boyz one day, I think it's time to say goodbye to that program.

Xi: Once, I hosted a press conference in Takeshi Kaneshiro with Big S, and he came into the dressing room. I'm telling you, the urine almost came out

Kang Yong almost fell off the chair

Hee: Really, you've never seen such a handsome man. Even though you don't particularly like him at ordinary times, when you see his face, you feel OK and can sleep with him.

Kang: Do you pee when you see a boy you like?

Hee: I was almost shocked to say that I was a little relaxed

Kang: Will you go to the bank to collect Takeshi Kaneshiro's sperm and give birth out of wedlock?

hee: … of course, it's better to use physical contact.

Kang: Anyway, you just love sex.

hee: (OS:? ! ? ! ? ! (Scared) I think your speech is so direct! Classic Quotations of Xiao S

Xiao S's real name is Dee Hsu, a famous host, singer and actor in Taiwan Province, China. I heard that she is one of the most popular, influential and highest-paid artists in Taiwan Province. She also has a famous elder sister, Da S. At the age of S,16, when she was studying at Huagang Art School, Dee Hsu and her elder sister, Barbie Hsu, published their first album Occupy Young. The most popular time for Xiao S should be "Kangxi Comes" co-hosted by Cai Kangyong. With this program, Xiao S won the 4th Golden Bell Award for Best Variety Show Host in 25.

1. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

2. I am a woman who desperately wants to fall in love.

3. If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.

4. Other women can lose weight. Why can't you? Are you an idiot? Should you be a fat pig by nature?

5. I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind you are, you are just a good fat man.

6. Being thin must pay a price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just endure. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.

7. Hunger is the key to losing weight. Exercise is the most useless, and at most it is an aid. But if you want to lose weight by exercising, it's impossible.

8. If you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.

9. People who can't control their mouths should not lose weight noisily! If it isn't pure disgusting people! Serve you right! Fatso! It serves you right that people like you can only cry at those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother wearing a skirt with your elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back? I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly

1. Look at the beautiful women living better. Why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and she can pick up more than 1 cars at a time. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you have to risk drifting and drive late in the cold weather?

11. The big S is to eat a banana a day for three weeks. So you see, just bear it. Why can't you if others can?

12. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

13. What I hate most is that I have no sense of humor in my life.

14. Fat guy who just got dumped by her boyfriend! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha! You finally got dumped! Your boyfriend is a dung-making machine that only eats and pulls. You want to dump him, too! Still overeating in pain? ! Then wait for the next man to dump you, too

15. In fact, at the moment when you want to give up, tell yourself to hold on and hold on, and it will pass.

16. No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, stop eating from now on. Drink water and go to bed if you are hungry.

17. Kang: Your eyes are smaller than Jolin Tsai's? Xi: Yes, my eyes are bigger than Jolin's … Kang: What should I do? Hee: ... but my breasts are bigger than hers!

18. You should refuel yourselves. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.

19. I have no sense of shame until I am twenty.

2. When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

21. If you control your appetite and eat less, what can you do? Can you die? They have capital to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you only have to endure hunger. If you don't be hard on yourself, others will be hard on you!

22. I have never regretted everything I have done before.

23. Don't buy new clothes until you lose weight! Don't do your hair until you lose weight! You have always been a fat man who has worn the dirt of gas clothes!

24. Do you just like people pointing fingers at your unsightly figure? Just like watching the boy you like be taken away by the girl you hate?

25. Jay Chou and Xiao S play duet) Jay Chou: Bring it on! ! ! Small S: Ha! Ha ha! ! Ha ha ha-I don't have a horse! (the whole audience flashes, and the small S continues to play) I want to come by myself!

26, regardless of age, beauty is a must. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be more intelligent than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Must be thin, don't think too much.

27. If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life!

28. Eat? Are you qualified to eat? Have the face to eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you still want a happy face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?

29. I don't think it really matters to me whether I am beautiful or not.

3. Xidi talked about the experience of encountering an exhibitionist when she was a child. Kang: Would a goat like you scream and run away? Xi: What else should I do? Say, "Come, let me help you!" Kang: What about Takeshi Kaneshiro? Xi: (gasping in embarrassment) I'll say, "Is it necessary for you to do this yourself?"

31. Beauty, what's the use of losing a little weight? Don't listen to others' insincere remarks. You seem to have lost a little weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! That's how beautiful it is.

32. Sometimes I really don't know whether I am optimistic or escapist! Who cares? Just be happy anyway!

Do you just like people pointing fingers at your unsightly figure? Just like watching the boy you like be taken away by the girl you hate? You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day? Just like wearing a tightly wrapped dress and sweating in the hot sun in summer? Just like the ugly but thin women around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear? Women who weigh three figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself!

Don't buy new clothes until you lose weight! Don't do your hair until you lose weight! You have always been a fat man who has worn the dirt of gas clothes!

People who can't control their mouths should not lose weight noisily! If it isn't pure disgusting people! Serve you right! Fatso! It serves you right that people like you can only cry at those beautiful clothes of XS! Summer is coming! Don't bother wearing a skirt with your elephant legs! Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back? I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly

Fat guy with a boyfriend! * * * Your boyfriend won't want you again! Think of him as saying that you are fat and cute! It's true that you are just in shape! You have no brain or something! Your boyfriend wants 17CM2J. Don't you look cute?

Fat guy without a boyfriend! * * * Why doesn't a boyfriend know! Who wants you if you look like this? Now men from the Appearance Association are everywhere! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles in the calf! Are you a frog or a toad? Look at your fat arm! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?

Fat guy who just got dumped by her boyfriend! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha! You finally got dumped! Your boyfriend is a dung-making machine that only eats and pulls. You want to dump him, too! Still overeating in pain? ! Then wait for the next man to dump you, too

eat? Are you qualified to eat? Have the face to eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you still want a happy face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?

Beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others' insincere remarks. You seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! ! ! That's how beautiful it is.

If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, you can continue to mix with the fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not the only one.

a woman who loves food! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Can you die? I haven't eaten anything since I was a child. Did I owe you anything? Why are you so shameless? Eat and look at your fat face. What qualifications do you have to eat! ! ! ! Fat bitch!

What's the difference between a person and an animal if he can't control his appetite?

Either be thin! Or die!

Don't grin when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, right? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when trying to persuade you to eat something to take care of your health, she made an excuse to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it's vegetarian, and symbolically!

no way! He's skinny! Small stomach! If you don't restrain yourself, envy others all your life!

If you control your appetite and eat less, what can you do? Can you die? They have capital to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you only have to endure hunger. If you don't be hard on yourself, others will be hard on you!

When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind you are, you are just a good fat man.

Beauty is a must regardless of age. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be more intelligent than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Must be thin, don't think too much.

Hunger is the key to losing weight, and exercise is the most useless, but at most it is an aid. But if you want to lose weight by exercising, it's impossible.

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, stop eating from now on. Drink water and go to bed if you are hungry.

If you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.

You should refuel yourselves. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.

If a woman doesn't even know her own weight,