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I want funny quotations from sheep. . . Thank you, kind people.
1. Haha, now you are short wax gourd, and I am tall wax gourd! (It's also called wax gourd when you grow taller ... hehe)

2. The lazy sheep was caught by the wolf halfway: "The big bad wolf, the big stupid wolf, can never beat Pleasant Goat, and still have to wait on Kotaro" (laughing after listening at that time)

3. What did you sing once when you were lazy? "I am lazy. I eat a lot. After eating, I want to sleep. If I sleep too much, I will eat first and then sleep ... Ha ha laugh ... Eat and sleep ... "

4. Once he fell off a cliff and fell into the hammock where he slept, saying, "Sleep anywhere ~"

Once they slept in a wolf's den and said I had nightmares again. It feels like sleeping with a wolf. ...

6. When the lazy sheep is caught: "Why am I always injured?"

7. Lazy people want to save Pleasant Goat.

He sang: "I am lazy, I want to eat, eat a lot, sleep after eating, sleep late, sleep too much, eat again ..." After that, Kotaro was very gray, and wolves kept hitting the wall. .....

8. Uncle Grey Wolf, do you have the heart to eat a lovely girl like me?

9. The lazy sheep said to Big Wolf, "Uncle Big Wolf, do you like lazy children? Then you won't eat me, cutie. I'm leaving ~ "

10. You all bully me ~ ~

1 1. "Poor thing. If I'm going to die, I must be a complete fool before I die. "

All the sheep are sweating ... hee hee. ..

12. boiling sheep: "lazy sheep, how many points did you get in this final exam?"

Lazy sheep was sleeping and didn't hear clearly, and replied, "I, I haven't eaten yet!" " ! ! ! "

13. Village head: "Lazy sheep, why don't you call your homework today?"

Lazy sheep: "I didn't eat this morning!" " "

14. Meiyangyang: "Lazy sheep, today is your birthday. Come to my house to eat cake! "

Lazy sheep: "I haven't eaten watermelon for a long time!" " "

15. Jonie: "Lazy sheep, you are fatter, go to exercise!"

Lazy sheep: "I'm going to practice eating melons!" " "

16. Pleasant Goat: "Lazy Goat, what will happen if Big Big Wolf gets better?"

Lazy sheep: "It's sad because it's not fun."

17. As soon as the shrinking lamb crawls into the snail,

The lazy sheep rolled on the ground: "I'm exhausted, I'm exhausted, I can't walk!" " "

Boiling sheep: "Stop fooling around, we have to hurry, hurry, hurry!" " "

18. Boiling sheep fell into the hole and was rescued by everyone.

The anger rushed: "How do people here dig holes indiscriminately?" How selfless! "

Lazy sheep sat on the ground eating lollipops and said, "As bad as Big Wolf!" " "

19. The boiling sheep fell off the kite, and it was about to fall to the ground. The lazy sheep caught it with a sharp turn.

While eating potato chips, he said, "Flying a kite is not just about brute force. How come you don't know the art of operation at all! "

20. When I was reunited with my brother, Meiyangyang cried and said, "It's so touching! Soft village head: it's really good luck, and brothers meet again. "

Tears welled up in lazy sheep's eyes: "Ah … I want to see my jelly, potato chips, chocolate and sweet melon seeds, too!" " ! Loud noise ... "